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It's Vulture Movie Fantasy League season again! Here's my roster!
Discovered my local amc has a matinee showtime today for sentimental value 🙏🏻
trying to see if I can watch sentimental value and it was just an accident this weekend and why does AFI make it so hard to see these movies at a normal time 😭
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
December 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
in honor of remembering my father on 4th anniversary of his passing, here's the coolest photo ever taken of him
December 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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All these zillion dollar Hollywood deals and Deep Space Nine is still only viewable in Standard Def
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Tech companies stop buying Warner Bros challenge.
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
need the President of Movies to be Commander in Chief of Hollywood and stop this madness
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
first snow of the year :)
December 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Best case scenario: In their ongoing efforts to work with every famous auteur, Netflix runs Warner Bros. as a theatrical business.

Worst case scenario: Netflix spends so much money on auteur movies that they cancel Is This Cake
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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NEW SNOW MAP! ❄️⬆️ Upping amounts for downtown D.C. and the southern suburbs…

Computer models now strongly suggest at least 1" of snow will reach downtown D.C. and the close-in southern suburbs, so we’ve raised the forecast there from a dusting–1" to 1–2 inches.

Otherwise, forecast unchanged.
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Viewers/readers/players anticipating your plot twists in advance is GOOD ACTUALLY.

YOU DID A GOOD JOB WHY WOULD YOU RUIN IT. YOUR JOB ISN'T TO OUTSMART YOUR AUDIENCE. UNGUESSABLE PLOT TWISTS ARE BAD TWISTS.

sorry for the yelling but holy shit
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Fans reacting to the Starfleet Academy poster: "I aM a BiGgEr FaN oF tReK tHaN aNyOnE aT pArAmOuNt WoRkInG oN tHiS sHoW."

Bitch, Tawny Newsome is a writer on the show so I guarantee you aren't.
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Woodley Park metro appears to have a leak?! @metrorailinfo.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Don’t remember “Sleepy Joe” repeatedly losing consciousness in front of the press.
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
oh they could have just asked me for data, my boy yells at me like he's never been fed a day in his life
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
a story in four parts
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
cozy kitty
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
trying to see if I can watch sentimental value and it was just an accident this weekend and why does AFI make it so hard to see these movies at a normal time 😭
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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If you're enjoying Heated Rivalry, may I recommend a movie about a heated rivalry with homoerotic undertones, starring Al Pacino and Robert De Niro
December 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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strangely inspirational
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM