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· Aug 27
It's Vulture Movie Fantasy League season again! Here's my roster!
Discovered my local amc has a matinee showtime today for sentimental value 🙏🏻
trying to see if I can watch sentimental value and it was just an accident this weekend and why does AFI make it so hard to see these movies at a normal time 😭
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Discovered my local amc has a matinee showtime today for sentimental value 🙏🏻
in honor of remembering my father on 4th anniversary of his passing, here's the coolest photo ever taken of him
December 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
in honor of remembering my father on 4th anniversary of his passing, here's the coolest photo ever taken of him
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The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
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All these zillion dollar Hollywood deals and Deep Space Nine is still only viewable in Standard Def
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
All these zillion dollar Hollywood deals and Deep Space Nine is still only viewable in Standard Def
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Tech companies stop buying Warner Bros challenge.
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Tech companies stop buying Warner Bros challenge.
need the President of Movies to be Commander in Chief of Hollywood and stop this madness
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
need the President of Movies to be Commander in Chief of Hollywood and stop this madness
first snow of the year :)
December 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
first snow of the year :)
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Best case scenario: In their ongoing efforts to work with every famous auteur, Netflix runs Warner Bros. as a theatrical business.
Worst case scenario: Netflix spends so much money on auteur movies that they cancel Is This Cake
Worst case scenario: Netflix spends so much money on auteur movies that they cancel Is This Cake
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Best case scenario: In their ongoing efforts to work with every famous auteur, Netflix runs Warner Bros. as a theatrical business.
Worst case scenario: Netflix spends so much money on auteur movies that they cancel Is This Cake
Worst case scenario: Netflix spends so much money on auteur movies that they cancel Is This Cake
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NEW SNOW MAP! ❄️⬆️ Upping amounts for downtown D.C. and the southern suburbs…
Computer models now strongly suggest at least 1" of snow will reach downtown D.C. and the close-in southern suburbs, so we’ve raised the forecast there from a dusting–1" to 1–2 inches.
Otherwise, forecast unchanged.
Computer models now strongly suggest at least 1" of snow will reach downtown D.C. and the close-in southern suburbs, so we’ve raised the forecast there from a dusting–1" to 1–2 inches.
Otherwise, forecast unchanged.
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
NEW SNOW MAP! ❄️⬆️ Upping amounts for downtown D.C. and the southern suburbs…
Computer models now strongly suggest at least 1" of snow will reach downtown D.C. and the close-in southern suburbs, so we’ve raised the forecast there from a dusting–1" to 1–2 inches.
Otherwise, forecast unchanged.
Computer models now strongly suggest at least 1" of snow will reach downtown D.C. and the close-in southern suburbs, so we’ve raised the forecast there from a dusting–1" to 1–2 inches.
Otherwise, forecast unchanged.
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Viewers/readers/players anticipating your plot twists in advance is GOOD ACTUALLY.
YOU DID A GOOD JOB WHY WOULD YOU RUIN IT. YOUR JOB ISN'T TO OUTSMART YOUR AUDIENCE. UNGUESSABLE PLOT TWISTS ARE BAD TWISTS.
sorry for the yelling but holy shit
YOU DID A GOOD JOB WHY WOULD YOU RUIN IT. YOUR JOB ISN'T TO OUTSMART YOUR AUDIENCE. UNGUESSABLE PLOT TWISTS ARE BAD TWISTS.
sorry for the yelling but holy shit
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Viewers/readers/players anticipating your plot twists in advance is GOOD ACTUALLY.
YOU DID A GOOD JOB WHY WOULD YOU RUIN IT. YOUR JOB ISN'T TO OUTSMART YOUR AUDIENCE. UNGUESSABLE PLOT TWISTS ARE BAD TWISTS.
sorry for the yelling but holy shit
YOU DID A GOOD JOB WHY WOULD YOU RUIN IT. YOUR JOB ISN'T TO OUTSMART YOUR AUDIENCE. UNGUESSABLE PLOT TWISTS ARE BAD TWISTS.
sorry for the yelling but holy shit
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Fans reacting to the Starfleet Academy poster: "I aM a BiGgEr FaN oF tReK tHaN aNyOnE aT pArAmOuNt WoRkInG oN tHiS sHoW."
Bitch, Tawny Newsome is a writer on the show so I guarantee you aren't.
Bitch, Tawny Newsome is a writer on the show so I guarantee you aren't.
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Fans reacting to the Starfleet Academy poster: "I aM a BiGgEr FaN oF tReK tHaN aNyOnE aT pArAmOuNt WoRkInG oN tHiS sHoW."
Bitch, Tawny Newsome is a writer on the show so I guarantee you aren't.
Bitch, Tawny Newsome is a writer on the show so I guarantee you aren't.
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“Trains are bypassing Woodley Park because of flooding” Wait, What?!? www.popville.com/2025/12/trai...
“Trains are bypassing Woodley Park because of flooding” Wait, What?!? - PoPville
From WMATA: "Red Line: Trains are bypassing Woodley Park because of flooding. Woodley Park Station is closed. Customers may utilize Route D70 for travel between Woodley Park, Cleveland Park, and Dupon...
www.popville.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
“Trains are bypassing Woodley Park because of flooding” Wait, What?!? www.popville.com/2025/12/trai...
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Woodley Park metro appears to have a leak?! @metrorailinfo.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Woodley Park metro appears to have a leak?! @metrorailinfo.bsky.social
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Don’t remember “Sleepy Joe” repeatedly losing consciousness in front of the press.
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Don’t remember “Sleepy Joe” repeatedly losing consciousness in front of the press.
oh they could have just asked me for data, my boy yells at me like he's never been fed a day in his life
the masculine urge to be meowed at
Cats adjust their communication strategy by meowing more when greeting men
As many cat owners will testify, their pets are often mysterious creatures, independent, cunning and sometimes aloof. And now it appears that when it comes to communication, they might be playing favo...
phys.org
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
oh they could have just asked me for data, my boy yells at me like he's never been fed a day in his life
a story in four parts
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
a story in four parts
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trying to see if I can watch sentimental value and it was just an accident this weekend and why does AFI make it so hard to see these movies at a normal time 😭
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
trying to see if I can watch sentimental value and it was just an accident this weekend and why does AFI make it so hard to see these movies at a normal time 😭
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If you're enjoying Heated Rivalry, may I recommend a movie about a heated rivalry with homoerotic undertones, starring Al Pacino and Robert De Niro
December 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
If you're enjoying Heated Rivalry, may I recommend a movie about a heated rivalry with homoerotic undertones, starring Al Pacino and Robert De Niro
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strangely inspirational
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
strangely inspirational