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Mark

@wils.bsky.social

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That's me in the corner. That's me in the tight pants, showing my religion. Midlander in Teesside.

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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 10h

Good night.

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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 19h

a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .

ALT: a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .

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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 22h

He's not *that* moved if he's fucking beat-boxing.

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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 22h

This morning, I've been attempting to refashion broken Lawgiver barrels out of pins and Milliput on 80s Citadel Dredd miniatures. I think you can all guess how well that fucking went...

Mark @wils.bsky.social · 1d

Holiday on the Buses.

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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 1d

"A second turd has hit your gusset."

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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 1d

Seems legit.

"Freeze, lawbreakers!"

<Gasp!> "It's Heavy Armoured Special Cop Dredd!"

Mark @wils.bsky.social · 2d

"Nurse! More air for my head!"

Mark @wils.bsky.social · 2d

Not really social media, but I met my wife on the 2000ad message board, which resulted in my moving to the North East from the Midlands. She's been putting up with my shit for over 22 years now.

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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 2d

Bugger. It was at Middlesbrough Theatre and a shame you didn't make it, as it was an excellent night (apart from the annoying twats sat next to us) and there were a *lot* of seats unsold.

Mark @wils.bsky.social · 2d

Opinion: Java Jive > The Fraser Hayes Four

Mark @wils.bsky.social · 2d

Saw this in Middlesbrough last Saturday and it was a fucking joy (although I did struggle to hear some bits, despite being sat right at the front and with my hearing aids turned up to the max). The best 'Williams' I think I've ever heard and the chap playing Paddick was nothing short of brilliant.

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Mark @wils.bsky.social · 2d

Michael Barrymore blocked me after I posted a tweet that didn't mention his name at all, but did include the phrases "balcony", "swimming pool" and "destroyed internally through the rectum".

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 3d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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The Army Painter @thearmypainter.bsky.social · 2d

This is your stand against the UNFUN—your pledge to paint, play, and create without drama.

Put your brush where your mouth is and add your name to the movement.

Sign the No Drama Agreement today. No Rules. No Drama. Just Paint. 👉 https://thearmypainter.pulse.ly/qxsxwjfvoo