Wonky Bloke
@wonkybloke.bsky.social
Bi 50s wheelchair user becoming more comfortable with my body. Cyborg. Naked when I get the chance.
Happy to answer any questions about my disability
He/Him
Devotees not welcome
Happy to answer any questions about my disability
He/Him
Devotees not welcome
Never mind the jobs you've had or the classes you took, tell me 5 things you can eat until you explode. #FoodSky
Marzipan
Yorkshire puddings
Dried apricots
Crisps
Cheese
Marzipan
Yorkshire puddings
Dried apricots
Crisps
Cheese
Never mind the jobs you've had or the classes you took, tell me 5 things you can eat until you explode. #FoodSky
Discovery apples
Nectarines
Sourdough bread
Crisps
Chips
Discovery apples
Nectarines
Sourdough bread
Crisps
Chips
Never mind the jobs you've had or the classes you took, tell me 5 things you can eat until you explode. #FoodSky
Sushi
Schnittlauchbrot
Bavarian pork roast with bread dumplings and cabbage salad
Lasagne
Black Forest Gateau
Sushi
Schnittlauchbrot
Bavarian pork roast with bread dumplings and cabbage salad
Lasagne
Black Forest Gateau
February 1, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Never mind the jobs you've had or the classes you took, tell me 5 things you can eat until you explode. #FoodSky
Marzipan
Yorkshire puddings
Dried apricots
Crisps
Cheese
Marzipan
Yorkshire puddings
Dried apricots
Crisps
Cheese
Looking forward to when I can do this again
February 1, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Looking forward to when I can do this again
I've had an idea for a photo project. I just need to work out how to promote it and get people to pose for me. I definitely need to build a portfolio online somewhere
January 31, 2026 at 12:32 PM
I've had an idea for a photo project. I just need to work out how to promote it and get people to pose for me. I definitely need to build a portfolio online somewhere
Does anyone know where I can get a new (or low mileage) pancreas? Mine's not playing nicely at the moment
January 22, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Does anyone know where I can get a new (or low mileage) pancreas? Mine's not playing nicely at the moment
Thinking about getting my first tattoo
January 19, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Thinking about getting my first tattoo
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
January 13, 2026 at 7:31 AM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
Another night ruined by my CGM erroneously reporting low blood sugar. Readings are 3-4 lower than finger prick measures. This is the third sensor in a row that's doing that.
January 8, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Another night ruined by my CGM erroneously reporting low blood sugar. Readings are 3-4 lower than finger prick measures. This is the third sensor in a row that's doing that.
Happy full frontal Friday
January 2, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Happy full frontal Friday
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Post-op blood loss 1992
Diabetic ketoacidosis 2025
Post-op blood loss 1992
Diabetic ketoacidosis 2025
January 2, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Post-op blood loss 1992
Diabetic ketoacidosis 2025
Post-op blood loss 1992
Diabetic ketoacidosis 2025
I love this. We definitely need to celebrate disabled bodies more
Nu for starshumansnests.com/ages - Ages, a joyous celebration of our amazing human bodies, at whatever age we happen to be.
#realBodies #disabilityRights #lgbtqi #trans #nakedInPublic #nude
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#realBodies #disabilityRights #lgbtqi #trans #nakedInPublic #nude
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December 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I love this. We definitely need to celebrate disabled bodies more
One thing that always fascinates me is despite all looking similar, every set of genitalia is different. A wonderful variety on both sexes
December 29, 2025 at 7:50 AM
One thing that always fascinates me is despite all looking similar, every set of genitalia is different. A wonderful variety on both sexes
I'm on call this week so having a quiet one. Wishing all those working and on call a straightforward Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I'm on call this week so having a quiet one. Wishing all those working and on call a straightforward Christmas
A new to me Christmas tune
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youtu.be/ryYokpLb4qU?...
David Byrne - The Fat Man's Comin'
YouTube video by putzo
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December 25, 2025 at 8:46 AM
A new to me Christmas tune
youtu.be/ryYokpLb4qU?...
youtu.be/ryYokpLb4qU?...
Looked at these self portraits again the other day. I'm very comfortable being seen naked but less comfortable seeing this angle of myself. The damage to my spine and spinal cord before I was born is obvious and makes me think of all I've had to endure. Properly mixed feelings
December 23, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Looked at these self portraits again the other day. I'm very comfortable being seen naked but less comfortable seeing this angle of myself. The damage to my spine and spinal cord before I was born is obvious and makes me think of all I've had to endure. Properly mixed feelings
A #ThrowbackThursday to my last photo session before my second amputation. Totally unplanned, shot by a model I've worked with a couple of times
December 18, 2025 at 8:19 AM
A #ThrowbackThursday to my last photo session before my second amputation. Totally unplanned, shot by a model I've worked with a couple of times
Good morning. Here's a #MonochromeMonday of me getting ready for my last MRI. I like to subvert having to get naked for medical reasons into something I can enjoy. Having had a lifetime of it it's been a way to keep control
December 15, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Good morning. Here's a #MonochromeMonday of me getting ready for my last MRI. I like to subvert having to get naked for medical reasons into something I can enjoy. Having had a lifetime of it it's been a way to keep control
Reposted by Wonky Bloke
Frances for my Ages project - read her story and see my photos are starshumansnests.com/ages
#realBodies #bodyFreedom #nakedInNature #nude #fineArtNude #photography #brighton #hairyArmpits #naturalBodies #muscles
#realBodies #bodyFreedom #nakedInNature #nude #fineArtNude #photography #brighton #hairyArmpits #naturalBodies #muscles
December 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Frances for my Ages project - read her story and see my photos are starshumansnests.com/ages
#realBodies #bodyFreedom #nakedInNature #nude #fineArtNude #photography #brighton #hairyArmpits #naturalBodies #muscles
#realBodies #bodyFreedom #nakedInNature #nude #fineArtNude #photography #brighton #hairyArmpits #naturalBodies #muscles
Good morning lovely people
December 13, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Good morning lovely people
why are you polyamorous?
wrong answers only:
Because I'm massively indecisive
wrong answers only:
Because I'm massively indecisive
why are you polyamorous?
wrong answers only:
Well, if you have a better way to ensure regular access to fresh organs, I want to hear it.
wrong answers only:
Well, if you have a better way to ensure regular access to fresh organs, I want to hear it.
why are you polyamorous?
wrong answers only:
after Odysseus left my island, I found myself needing to rely on my giant friends a lot more, and one thing led to another, and at the end of the day I couldn't just choose one of them
wrong answers only:
after Odysseus left my island, I found myself needing to rely on my giant friends a lot more, and one thing led to another, and at the end of the day I couldn't just choose one of them
December 12, 2025 at 9:00 AM
why are you polyamorous?
wrong answers only:
Because I'm massively indecisive
wrong answers only:
Because I'm massively indecisive