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woopdiddyscooppoop.bsky.social
@woopdiddyscooppoop.bsky.social
Here to escape the dross of British society on Twitter who think they’re about to usher in a new era in which they rule over us all.
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Yes, when cooking I snap the spaghetti/linguini in half so it fits the pan.

It’s just better that way.
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Net migration is a dreadful measure.

Voter: "Hey, I'm concerned about the level of immigration."
UK state: "Ok, I hear your concerns. Let's sort that out. How about if loads of young British people left the country? Would that make it better?"
Voter: "No?"
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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The war will end when Russia stops fighting. Therefore, pressure has to be put on Russia, so that they stop believing that they will win. Why is that so hard to understand?
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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"Tweaks to taxation and spending aren’t going to un-break Britain.

A tax on multi-million-pound properties, while welcome, is not going to erode the extraordinary wealth of those at the top of our society – nor their grip over our democracy."
open.substack.com/pub/gracebla...
Rachel Reeves is living on another planet
A country in crisis and a government in denial.
open.substack.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I suffer from this persons stupidity.

Quite unfairly, they do not.
Just don't go in opposite sex toilets.

Why should people have to suffer because you can't stay the same sex?
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 AM
🇬🇧: Where a house you bought for a pittance fortuitously provided a lifestyle you could only dream of but you’re still just a peasant when it comes to taxes.

Fuck off.

I don’t live in a mansion. It’s a 1930s house’: Richmond residents react to council tax rise www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
‘I don’t live in a mansion. It’s a 1930s house’: Richmond residents react to council tax rise
Rachel Reeves’s new council tax surcharge on homes worth £2m or more earns mixed reception in well-heeled London borough
www.theguardian.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Wealth in the U.K. gave a great sigh of relief today.

Its investments in Conservatism and The Labour Party have borne fruit yet again.

Laughing all the way to the bank while someone working 20hrs a week on minimum wage is fiscally dragged into paying more tax.

Status quo maintained.
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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you should support liberal currents!
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Must’ve felt glorious recording this. Good for her. Never forgive. Never forget, especially when you’re in the right and you’re dealing with criminals.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
About bloody time.

Dickensian levels of child poverty in the U.K. thanks to the Tories.

It’s disgraceful that it took this long and anyone bemoaning this needs to take a long walk off a short pier.
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Stephen Miller’s uncle claims that he himself is a product of chain migration. He expresses dismay and increasing horror as he observes his nephew, an educated man who is well aware of his heritage, becoming the architect of immigration policies that contradict his family’s history in this country.
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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There was a time when the United States looked down its nose at the countries in South America for being lawless banana republics. Who's the banana republic now, bitches?
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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John Major, "Populism is no longer a fringe problem of a few outlandish politicians. It is now mainstream and professional"

"We should recognise the threat it poses to democracy"

"Democracy has a lot to lose"

"Established political parties need to defeat populism, not copy it"
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Ending migration would make no-one better off
while destroying our NHS, UK care system, manufacturing, farming, hospitality industries ...

#TaxBillionairesOutOfExistence
could make everyone better off
except billionaires
their lobbyists & lackeys
and politicians they bribe with 'donations'
November 26, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 7:37 AM
He probably owed a lot more than the headline figure.

You or I would be going to jail. This guy gets to keep his job at the highest level of public office. Wtf
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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PODVEČERNÍ VLNY...
fotka z jarního podvečera v polích Jižní Moravy 🇨🇿

#bluesky #photography #landscape #landscapephotography #naturephotography #nature #blueskyartshow #minimalart
May 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Wish I could get this excited about the washing 😂
You spin me right round . 😍
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
“Liberate”.
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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The 'psyops' revealed by X are entirely the fault of the perverse incentives created by social media monetization programs.
America’s Polarization Has Become the World's Side Hustle
The 'psyops' revealed by X are entirely the fault of the perverse incentives created by social media monetization programs.
www.404media.co
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
“My racism is nice racism. Ya know, the jovial and convivial kind that everyone loves.”
“I would never ever do it in a hurtful or insulting way”

Nigel Farage responds to allegations of racist behaviour from when he was a teenager at school

@itvnewspolitics.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This was always going to be the only outcome.

More abject failure by the Trump administration.

A pathetic collection of losers and ass kissers that will say yes to whatever Trump wants.

America is now a feeble, clown show country.
CNN: Breaking news… this is big, we have learned that the justice department's case against former FBI director Jim Comey and the New York attorney general have both been dismissed
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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7 out of 10 Tories think they should have a coalition with a racist who sang Nazi songs in his youth. Someone who waxed lyrical about Putin, who sings the praises of an orange nonce, who made a close associate Welsh leader in the past, who's now gone down for 10 1/2 years for taking Russian bribes.
November 24, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Perfect.
BREAKING: Biff Lost the Almanac
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM