I squirted Dr. Bronner’s into my eye one time and I saw hell. It felt like it was in my brain.

The kids are alright.

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ACAB

Clearly I’ve failed as a parent but I don’t even get it. My daughter sleeps on the duvet and like… how is that even comfortable?!

If you want proof that this place is not an echo chamber for the left try expecting more from the Democratic party, the party I have voted for all my life

I heard a guy at the record store today say “that song is annoying but I hate to shit on a woman musician without knowing her other work”. Then a couple of minutes later “Even though I’m Christian, I still like Burzum. He’s a murderer so like, yeah, but some of the stuff he says, I kinda agree with”

Dismantling capitalism?

Between Gel and Zulu, it’s been a rough month.

Richard is the Good Fig Tree Boy

Death Fest was great last year but I guess Mohawk wasn’t down for this year so now it’s up in the air.

you're gonna die anyways, might as well do it with a cheesy gordita crunch in hand

Ah, you see Value is when money comes to me.
Waste is when money goes to you.

Luci is recovering from her spay in her mock neck romper. I’m sad to report that the vet also took her legs so she must be placed around the room from place to place.

steaming cup of piss to jump start my Tuesday

I love bag of little peppers.

The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat

I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit.

gatekeeping is good if i'm on the right side of the gate

It's comical to imagine Elon Musk in particular ever giving a shit about an animal. If he had a pet we'd 100% know about it because it would be some dumb shit like a sugar glider named Xerox Printer

There should be a Shazam for smells

Super pumped for this Guys/Toilet Radio crossover. Can’t wait to get my ass roasted.

At the Misfits show where every single dude looks just like me.