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^Yarder^
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Adventurer. Outdoorsman. Hill William. Logger humor. Lover of arts, extremes, labels, and stickers.
Hold My beer!
The empire, long united, must divide...
DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE?
January 6, 2026 at 7:07 AM
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Race on down to River Side Casino for a couple late night hard boiled eggs.
December 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Santa is okay with whatever you do in a casino. Whatever. You. Do.
December 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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We would like to apologize. No idea for what, but people are always saying we should apologize for what we're doing.
December 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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We do not have any mistletoe here at the casino, but if you want to kiss someone under the weird fungal growth that covers our ceilings, have fun!
December 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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We need at least 40 people to gamble today to cover our flood insurance.
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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We promise to commercialize Christmas as much as possible.
December 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Found a farm. I am in love with it. It is a lot of money and I have none. It needs a lot of work. How do people make a go of it?
December 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Come on, people! The logo makes it crystal clear. We're not sure why it isn't obvious to everyone.
December 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Come to River Side Casino to celebrate Cylon Monday.

Yeah, you read that right.
November 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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OpenAI killed a teenager by encouraging him to commit suicide and blamed it on the teenager.

If you use ChatGPT then you support this company
November 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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We'll be honest: there's nothing to stop people from 3-D printing a big pile of chips.
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Please be patient with our dining manager Wilton as he deals with a protracted legal dispute with his neighbor over a boundary line.
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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nice try annatar
October 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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every time the fighter jets do their little loopdy-loo stunts over portland i think of that comic "if you were a kurdish villager, this is what it might sound like to die! and this is what it sounded like to die in the forties!"
October 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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i think we should start ticketing the business owners (not the drivers!) for obstructing traffic and causing a hazard
October 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Unlike Disneyland, we don’t have to spend millions of dollars every year to buy off the city council. We pass those savings to you!
September 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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You can’t numb pain without numbing joy too
September 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Choose your drink:

1. boozy milkshake
2. stiff tea
3. gin & gin & tonic
4. cheap circus whiskey
September 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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The neurologists think they're so much better than me just because they went to brain pervert academy.
September 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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I don’t want temporary. I want timeless
September 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Some people aren’t lessons. They’re warnings
September 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM