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idk, some guy
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A warning to parents. When you say “no” to an idea, think through why very carefully. For the last two years I’ve been telling my oldest that she isn’t allowed to rob the Louvre because her plan wouldn’t stand up to security. Turns out, this is a place that doesn’t put alarms on upstairs windows.
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Just witnessed someone trying to fireb*mb Fletcher’s Ice Cream in NE. Saw a dude acting weird next to a parked car in front of the place. I walked by, heard a smash through my earbuds, smelled gasoline/kerosine. Turned around, snapped some photos instinctively. Thankfully they suck at molot*vs.
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In Minneapolis, a network of big $ political committees—All of Mpls, We Love Mpls, and Thrive Mpls—share donors, staff, and messaging.

In July, We Love Mpls was cited by the Campaign Finance Board (CFB) for violating disclosure rules.

Here's why all of them could be in violation of MN laws. 👇
New place is cozy as fuck. (the fireplace is non-functional but you bet your ass I'm getting an electric insert for it)
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Big turnout in Lindstrom, MN (pop. ~5000), in a deep red area.
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You can block Will Stancil. You can live a life free of madness.
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You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
I need to be packing & stuff but it might be a take a hot bath and go to bed early kinda night.

Moving to Mpls tomorrow. This is fucking wild.
Night Mayor on Elm Street is fantastic.
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jfc
"In response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, 'Your mom did,' and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: 'Your mom.'"

I cannot believe we're losing this badly to these fucking people.
I cannot believe we're losing this badly to these people
Booking a reading tour sucks so bad dude. The good news is that as an indie author I'll only lose a few grand on it. I love how it costs $1,000 to go to New York City for like 17 hours by the way. Now...
www.welcometohellworld.com
Oooh interesting, thanks for enlightening me!
Oooh that's gorgeous!

What happens when a glaze fails?
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Ridiculous costumes and expressing defiance through silliness is proving to be effective. You all owe 3rd wave ska an apology
Holy shit I feel amazing today?

Disability is fucking weird, why does my chronic pain need heavy manual labor to go away for a minute?
Holy shit my body hurts but I moved a storage pod's worth of stuff out of the house 🎉🎉🎉
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the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
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Little #fish and #ships #ink sketch last night - petit #croquis de porteflot hier soir.
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Looks like this picture is making the rounds again. (It was me. I visited his grave in Roseville and posted it on Reddit for his birthday nine years ago.)
Holy shit my body hurts but I moved a storage pod's worth of stuff out of the house 🎉🎉🎉
Might've been a mistake to haul a twin mattress downstairs and out of the house by myself but also? It feels good as hell to be able to do it.