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Jill
@yesthatjill.bsky.social
I got too busy to have hobbies. Non-work things: LEGO, romancelandia, knitting, Formula 1. Celiac with a keen interest in making desserts and a passable home cook. (she/her)
See’s Red Hot Swamp Goo is a cinnamon gelatin square (a jelly), on a marshmallow piece, robed in dark chocolate. It is delicious and my lips are tingling.
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I found a recipe for gluten free little Debbie Christmas trees and, dammit, now I want to try it.
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Easy carnita-substitute: Two pounds of boneless country style pork ribs ($1.89 on buy now at wegmans) and a half bottle of mojo cirillo marinade in the crockpot for 6 hours.
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Dad’s getting released from the hospital today (phew). Hopefully the c2-c3 instability that caused such pain can be treated without surgery.
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Stephen West strikes again.
@questauthority.bsky.social @akivamcohen.bsky.social what are your thoughts on this

Basically a person getting a copyright warning because there're selling an item they knitted from a pattern.

So company that sold the pattern is claiming IP violation.
www.reddit.com/r/craftsnark...
From the craftsnark community on Reddit: Westknits alleging "copyright violation" on a worn / used shawl destash.
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November 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
“Add your Oreos! Now you have cookies and creme ice cream without all the crap in it.”
… who wants to tell this *influencer* about what Oreo cookies are made of?
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Not everything revolves around me, but I do feel hurt when the vegans are catered for but the only safe thing for me to eat is the ham and maybe the deviled eggs.
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Heavily influenced this morning by a @clairewillett.bsky.social thread, I bought a see’s candies advent calendar.
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I cannot be the only person looking for an inter-team Mercedes accident.
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Why did they enable DRS when there’s a yellow flag?
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Leclerc!! Aaargh!!
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I’ll say it now: I think Hamilton will be out with an undrivable car by lap 10.
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Jos Verstappen jump scare.
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
“You don’t have any kids, why do you want to pay for schools?”
“Because my future doctor is going to go to school, as is the person who makes my dinner in the nursing home. I want to be cared-for by educated people. I want there to be art and good books and fun movies.”
“… oh”
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“According to the internet, I am in and out of that man like a sewing machine.” Knowing that taskmaster reads AO3 makes me giggle.
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
At our lunch for the technical experts at the company, our ceo said he was using copilot to summarize his emails every day and we should all start using AI every day.
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I hope the inconsiderate couple - boarded a half-empty southwest flight late, insisted that they had assigned seats in the front five rows, asked people to move to sit together, and then capped off the evening by standing up and getting in the aisle as soon as the wheels touched ground - were late.
November 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Made my birthday dinner reservations today for the Margeaux Supper Parlor.
November 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
We are watching the Kitchen and they’ve put probably $30 of Brie and $20 of prosciutto on top of potato chips and put it in the OVEN. Oh no.
November 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My dad sat with me and we made a budget when I went away to school, and he said I needed to know how much a pizza was so that I could afford to have a little fun every month. We called the closest pizza joint to school and got that price, and it went into my monthly budget.
Love how we're back to scolding people for buying themselves a pastry once per week, meanwhile I'm re-upping my Dunkin boosted status within the first five days of each month

Not sure how consumers are supposed to keep the economy afloat without spending money...
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”

archive.ph/2TI8J
November 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Today, I told my dad about the smell of cut grass being grass screams and he’s sitting at the dinner table shaking his head sadly.
November 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
My gluten free tiny bread means I’m having fried egg and bologna sliders this morning.
November 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Tally: twenty or so trick-or-treaters. Faves? Princess shrek, Miles Morales, and the young lady dressed as Beetlejuice.
November 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I suspect we are having candy for dinner. … okay, and also potato salad.
October 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Woke up dizzy. Shit.
October 31, 2025 at 12:52 PM