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upto56percent
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holding up a little, wild bouquet eons later under other stars
publishing obscene oaths on the windows of the skull
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“Choosing your friends is an echo chamber,” the troll screamed miserably from outside the restaurant window at your birthday party-
"Bluesky is an echo chamber."
"Bluesky doesn't have enough reach"
"Liberals must return to X to challenge the far right"

I'm not a tech bro or a journalist. Your priorities are not my priorities. Stop telling me I need to do anything other than chat about comics & telly with people who seem nice.
December 15, 2025 at 11:41 AM
i like how hard you're workin' (no diggity)
or workin' hardly. amirite y'know?
December 15, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I like the way you work it. No diggity. It is the same for anything else that is called a Way. If one understands things in this manner, they should be able to hear about all Ways and be more and more able to bag it up.
December 15, 2025 at 6:45 AM
if it turns out Slow Horses has a trip hop score/soundtrack and nobody told me i'll be upse... i'll be proper annoyed
December 15, 2025 at 6:16 AM
in the dark every model has no texture
December 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
shit. listening to Chrissy Murderbot for maybe the 1st time through new headphones with that shit cranked and i wanna @ them but there's some skarsgard show in the way
December 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
But it can lie forever so fuck it, someone else's problem...
December 13, 2025 at 11:31 AM
a retroviral treatment is necessary to prepare a person's brain for the upload interface, which is unfortunately fatal after a few years. totally unethical, no way to test the technology so they build it into a novel pandemic...
December 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
i don't have a problem with leaving things unsaid
December 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
i don't have a problem with leaving more to the imagination
December 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. Doctor says cure is simple: great clown Pagliacci is in town, go eat his CLOWN GLANDS.
December 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
"A cop travels back in time to take on a corporation that's out to eliminate a doctor who has created a new technology which can break up the monopoly on a energy resources."

...this email could've been a meeting
December 12, 2025 at 9:15 AM
i'm trying this meal replacement powder, it's ok. i got banana and chocolate. i used the choc first because the bag doesn't close well, and i mixed the last less-than-a-serving of it tracelessly into the banana bag.

i realized i had done the "agent who's forgotten his cover" scene from NAKED LUNCH
December 12, 2025 at 9:05 AM
the unspecialized body experiences all pain as a collapsing sphere
December 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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The US as an organization has consistently made the wrong choices since…pick your enemy, 9/11, Reagan, '68, the incomplete destruction of fascism, the incomplete destruction of the Confederacy. Wherever you want to go in time is a moral failure that got us exactly here.
December 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
did you say "mondegreen?"
December 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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still can’t believe the slime that made everyone mad in ghostbusters 2 is now our president
December 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was a spicy but balanced Andouille
the ruling class has tricked us all... for decades they've been lying to us while, in their ivory towers, they gather with friends and family to gaze, in rapt silence, at the otherworldy beauty of the sausage making process
December 8, 2025 at 7:16 AM
"don't say their name, it gives them power" is because people fixate, right? somebody was like "you know if you keep bringing that up all the fucking time it makes the problem worse. did you know that?"
December 8, 2025 at 6:36 AM
rome wasn't built in a day. teams of vampires worked tirelessly though the dark
December 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
there's a whole scene at the end of the first act to establish that they have Kilgore's surfboard in the patrol boat and it never comes up again and that's fine. i guess it had served its purpose but that's only the 2nd scene prominently featuring the board. chekov, cool it
December 7, 2025 at 8:40 AM
great.

17(+15/16) inches divided by 5 converted to centimeters is 9.11.

there's no reason to remember that. no need. don't bother ever trying to recall that fact.
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Kick-Butt Kiz-Mutt: the Karate Hound of Fate
December 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
that is not dead which can eternal lie. but it is capable of boosting customer engagement and retention
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM