artie boucault
@yoinky.bsky.social
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maybe i'll retire out here, tell 'em all to go to hell
maybe i'll retire out here, tell 'em all to go to hell
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YOU - “Lamby looks soft.”
LITTLE LILY - “Yes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face.
YOU - “I don't deserve it. I'm scum.”
LITTLE LILY - “Yes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face.
YOU - “I don't deserve it. I'm scum.”
February 1, 2026 at 2:07 PM
YOU - “Lamby looks soft.”
LITTLE LILY - “Yes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face.
YOU - “I don't deserve it. I'm scum.”
LITTLE LILY - “Yes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face.
YOU - “I don't deserve it. I'm scum.”
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Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
minneapolis looks so sick you guys rule
January 23, 2026 at 10:20 PM
minneapolis looks so sick you guys rule
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
Josie is my goat and she already won an award this year and is nominated for another and wrote the absolutely sick songs I got to sing on for Fish Fear Me and also she hates killing other people in arc raiders. run don't walk to work with her. do not miss out on this limited-time offer
✨ Hi I'm Josie - I make music for games!
I'm looking for work this spring and I'd love 2 combine forces with a team that wants to make something weird, wild, and full of heart.
Is that you? Let's talk!!
🙋🏻♀️ [email protected]
💻 josiebrechner.com
I'm looking for work this spring and I'd love 2 combine forces with a team that wants to make something weird, wild, and full of heart.
Is that you? Let's talk!!
🙋🏻♀️ [email protected]
💻 josiebrechner.com
January 22, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Josie is my goat and she already won an award this year and is nominated for another and wrote the absolutely sick songs I got to sing on for Fish Fear Me and also she hates killing other people in arc raiders. run don't walk to work with her. do not miss out on this limited-time offer
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Can he quit edging us already I am exhausted
An MLB.com insider reports that reunion between Phillies, Harrison Bader "can't be ruled out."
MLB rumors: Is there a chance Harrison Bader comes back to the Phillies?
An MLB.com insider reports that reunion between Phillies, Harrison Bader "can't be ruled out."
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January 22, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Can he quit edging us already I am exhausted
if the president wanted a nobel peace prize so bad he simply should have forced converse to formally release doyathing, the 13-minute collaboration between gorillaz, james murphy, and andre 3000
January 19, 2026 at 4:16 PM
if the president wanted a nobel peace prize so bad he simply should have forced converse to formally release doyathing, the 13-minute collaboration between gorillaz, james murphy, and andre 3000
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Updated flyer:
January 18, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Updated flyer:
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nice argument but i’ve already depicted myself as the smug bombshell Joan Holloway and you as the rattled naïf Peggy Olson
January 14, 2026 at 6:03 AM
nice argument but i’ve already depicted myself as the smug bombshell Joan Holloway and you as the rattled naïf Peggy Olson
things suck but i have nice friends so there!
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 AM
things suck but i have nice friends so there!
"DEVASTATED": Local hospital patient fell asleep while watching the Girls Golden, but awoke to those of Gilmore
January 5, 2026 at 7:14 PM
"DEVASTATED": Local hospital patient fell asleep while watching the Girls Golden, but awoke to those of Gilmore
my absolute favorite recurring response to the information that my leg is broken is "what!! are you ok?!" well no!
January 4, 2026 at 5:50 AM
my absolute favorite recurring response to the information that my leg is broken is "what!! are you ok?!" well no!
dude wipes.....i sure hope he does!!!
January 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
dude wipes.....i sure hope he does!!!
i believe i have maybe shattered my knee into smithereens on this new year's eve
January 1, 2026 at 9:33 AM
i believe i have maybe shattered my knee into smithereens on this new year's eve
you ever get upset because a normal night out doesn't fulfill some exact arbitrary and unattainable standard for how you though it was supposed to go to make you feel Better so you get home at 3 am and stomp a video game boss you were previously having trouble with because now you are filled with
December 30, 2025 at 9:47 AM
you ever get upset because a normal night out doesn't fulfill some exact arbitrary and unattainable standard for how you though it was supposed to go to make you feel Better so you get home at 3 am and stomp a video game boss you were previously having trouble with because now you are filled with
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The shift from "sir this is a Wendy's" to "just put the fries in the bag" indicates a cultural rightward shift; whereas the former is making fun of someone by implying they're a customer doing too much, the latter is making fun of someone by implying they're a *worker* & should know their place
December 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The shift from "sir this is a Wendy's" to "just put the fries in the bag" indicates a cultural rightward shift; whereas the former is making fun of someone by implying they're a customer doing too much, the latter is making fun of someone by implying they're a *worker* & should know their place
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i think everybody would benefit from accepting that you are inevitably going to like some media that is garbage, and that you can neither try to convince yourself to dislike it nor try to convince others it is NOT garbage. it happens! it is ok.
December 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
i think everybody would benefit from accepting that you are inevitably going to like some media that is garbage, and that you can neither try to convince yourself to dislike it nor try to convince others it is NOT garbage. it happens! it is ok.
no pressure but if the phillies do not bring harrison bader back they are getting an honorable mention in my note iykwim
December 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
no pressure but if the phillies do not bring harrison bader back they are getting an honorable mention in my note iykwim
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Love him or hate him, Myles Mackenzie is a grungler
December 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Love him or hate him, Myles Mackenzie is a grungler
i am not a mario kart hater by any means but i feel like kirby air riders deserves a lot more attention, and while i'm grateful i didn't have to wait longer for it i sorta feel like they shouldn't have released it in the same year perhaps. also i love marx
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i am not a mario kart hater by any means but i feel like kirby air riders deserves a lot more attention, and while i'm grateful i didn't have to wait longer for it i sorta feel like they shouldn't have released it in the same year perhaps. also i love marx
in the interest of breaking up the Yonic Metroid posting: kirby air riders oddly is making me feel like more of a gamer than most games in recent memory this shit crazy
December 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
in the interest of breaking up the Yonic Metroid posting: kirby air riders oddly is making me feel like more of a gamer than most games in recent memory this shit crazy
talking to my cis guy gamer friends about metroid prime 4
December 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
talking to my cis guy gamer friends about metroid prime 4
metroid prime 4 be like proceed up the fallopian tube path to the uterus on your minimap and use the ovipositor cannon to travel to vagina temple
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
metroid prime 4 be like proceed up the fallopian tube path to the uterus on your minimap and use the ovipositor cannon to travel to vagina temple
i am having a lotta fun playing my first metroid game while @hotcakesdeluxe.online watches
not at all a criticism but: crazy amount of yonic imagery in this game, wow. Great job team
not at all a criticism but: crazy amount of yonic imagery in this game, wow. Great job team
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
i am having a lotta fun playing my first metroid game while @hotcakesdeluxe.online watches
not at all a criticism but: crazy amount of yonic imagery in this game, wow. Great job team
not at all a criticism but: crazy amount of yonic imagery in this game, wow. Great job team