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YUrotrash
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I had fun once. It was awful.

Žuti puževi golaći, kokakola i sjaj.
Blagdanska atmosfera na odsjeku.
December 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Capitalism works. And it's easy to understand. We invest our money in Nvidia so Nvidia can produce more Nvidia chips that Nvidia will sell to Nvidia.
December 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Svoju ću prvu mamografiju pamtiti po tome da nikad i nigdje nisam dobila toliko komplimenata i afirmacije kao od te tehničarke koja me oslovljavala s "my dear". 🩷

Današnja je bila manje mamasta, ali saznah da je dosad snimila 14,000 mamograma. 🤯 Zašto to znam? Zato jer je drugi dio te rečenice bio
December 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Proljeće! 🥵
December 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Hilariously, we have created a commerce model where it’s increasingly impossible to buy something locally today, but you can have nearly anything on earth delivered tomorrow.
December 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
28 going on 50.
Wild photo choice from Vanity Fair with this extreme close-up of Karoline Leavitt. Earlier this year, people criticized her thin lips. Now VF is showing us a photo where you can see obvious lip filler injection sites. Lol. www.instagram.com/p/DSUsOvHDpH...
December 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
👇👇👇

"The irony is maddening: You spend a lifetime mastering a language, adhering to its formal rules with greater diligence than most native speakers, and for this, a machine built an ocean away calls you a fake."
December 16, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Danima već (tjednima?) bodem po vuni i petljam sve prema uputama, trusting the process 🧘

Očekivanje: slatka mala beretka à la parisienne 💄

Rezultat: Vasco da Gama 🤡
December 16, 2025 at 6:25 AM
A i to nebo baš nešto drami danas. 🙄
December 16, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Koji horizont je pravi?! 😵‍💫
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Flashing my green light in complicated strobe patterns, to hypnotize Gatsby into doing my bidding.
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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a jebiga sad, ako prestanem odvajat djelo od autora onda moram uklonit sve Hitlerove akvarele iz dnevnog boravka.
December 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Yikes.
December 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Prednost života u malom gradu s jedvapostojećim javnim prijevozom:
Vozači/ce na redovnoj ruti te već znaju, pa možeš doma i kad zaboraviš pokaz 😆
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
No THAT's what I call a burn ❤️‍🔥
Sorry I keep forgetting it
December 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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An incredible piece of writing, a gift of a sort I had not known it was possible to receive
December 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
December 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Films that are gaslighting you

🎬The Good, The Bad and The Don’t You Think You’re Overreacting
🎬Burn After Reading Way Too Much Into This
🎬Catch Me If You Can You Hear Yourself?
🎬The Unbearable Lightness of Being Way Too Sensitive
🎬Taken (Things the Wrong Way Again)
🎬Love Actually I Never Said That
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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also, it’s not like the proposal on the table is ‘kill every billionaire in their sleep on purge night.’ it’s to TAX THEM. they should be RELIEVED AS HELL. they should thank god fasting that we’re still inexplicably on ‘tax’
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Inače redovno održavamo Eurovision party (kod nekog) doma, a taman sam ove godine (tj. iduće) htjela organizirati malo veći događaj, rezervirati lokaciju, itd.

No nešto mi se čini da bi umjesto toga mogao pasti bojkot. 😒
December 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
12 godina, veli.
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Public service announcement:
Muškarci od danas službeno više nemaju svrhu te se stoga pokreće postupak njihove eliminacije.

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Večeras sam sama samcata otvorila teglu kiselog kupusa.
December 4, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Čizme pred vratima međunarodno su priznati simbol koji znači "profesor/ica je u uredu".
December 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Želim ić radit od doma, ali ako odem doma, neću željeti raditi.
a woman with a tattoo on her wrist covering her face
ALT: a woman with a tattoo on her wrist covering her face
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Sanjala sam neku glupost pa me sad zanima: poštuju li se u hrvatskim institucijama poput bolnica, zatvora, domova za starije itd. prehrambena ograničenja i preferencije tipa halal, veganstvo, alergije...?
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM