zachalpastor
@zachalpastor.bsky.social
2x climate change refugee. World’s worst birder. Cohost of an incredibly niche podcast.
Boulder, Colorado
Boulder, Colorado
The phantom PI call at the end of Clemson/Duke cost the ACC millions of dollars.
December 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The phantom PI call at the end of Clemson/Duke cost the ACC millions of dollars.
Lost in all this…North Dakota State lost today.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Lost in all this…North Dakota State lost today.
@joeovies.bsky.social Is era of big time college football coach over? Rather than pay Belichik or Dabo $10 million or more, wouldn’t that be better spent playing for better players?
Makes the Lane stuff even dumber. Surely we’re already in an era where big name coaches matter less than ever?
Makes the Lane stuff even dumber. Surely we’re already in an era where big name coaches matter less than ever?
November 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
@joeovies.bsky.social Is era of big time college football coach over? Rather than pay Belichik or Dabo $10 million or more, wouldn’t that be better spent playing for better players?
Makes the Lane stuff even dumber. Surely we’re already in an era where big name coaches matter less than ever?
Makes the Lane stuff even dumber. Surely we’re already in an era where big name coaches matter less than ever?
That was the most Cade Klubnik touchdown I've ever seen. It was his piece de resistance. He shouldn't come back in. He'll never be able to top it.
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
That was the most Cade Klubnik touchdown I've ever seen. It was his piece de resistance. He shouldn't come back in. He'll never be able to top it.
So, uh, Pope Leo, when did you first hear of R.E.M.?
I can only assume this is for RUTalkinREMreMe. Great get, Scott & Scott!
@cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social
I can only assume this is for RUTalkinREMreMe. Great get, Scott & Scott!
@cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social
Lights, camera, action, pope? About three dozen Hollywood stars will meet Pope Leo this weekend, including actors Cate Blanchett, Chris Pine and Adam Scott, the Vatican said on Monday. For @reuters.com:
Pope Leo to host Hollywood stars including Cate Blanchett, Pine at Vatican
Lights, camera, action, pope?
www.reuters.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
So, uh, Pope Leo, when did you first hear of R.E.M.?
I can only assume this is for RUTalkinREMreMe. Great get, Scott & Scott!
@cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social
I can only assume this is for RUTalkinREMreMe. Great get, Scott & Scott!
@cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social
Could we not have pinned this one on the Bobcats?
an FBI official says the alleged NBA gambling ring involves the "Toronto Rangers" (not a real team), which doesn't exactly inspire confidence in the quality of their investigation
October 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Could we not have pinned this one on the Bobcats?
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Clemson in distress
September 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Clemson in distress
Cardinals just now finding out that the Celtics are down 0-2
May 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Cardinals just now finding out that the Celtics are down 0-2
Cardinals had to get this wrapped up before Eurovision
May 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Cardinals had to get this wrapped up before Eurovision
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@joeovies.bsky.social What universe are we living in where Clemson fends off Indiana, then NC State holds their breath that Clemson doesn't go after their preferred head coach candidate?
Literally and figuratively far removed from Press Maravich leaving Clemson to be an assistant at NC State.
Literally and figuratively far removed from Press Maravich leaving Clemson to be an assistant at NC State.
March 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
@joeovies.bsky.social What universe are we living in where Clemson fends off Indiana, then NC State holds their breath that Clemson doesn't go after their preferred head coach candidate?
Literally and figuratively far removed from Press Maravich leaving Clemson to be an assistant at NC State.
Literally and figuratively far removed from Press Maravich leaving Clemson to be an assistant at NC State.
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Russia coming back to win the Cold War in 2025 after the ESPN win probability chart said the USA had a 99.999999999% chance of victory
February 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Russia coming back to win the Cold War in 2025 after the ESPN win probability chart said the USA had a 99.999999999% chance of victory
A heads up to the @sickoscommittee.org
This will officially be the coldest Colorado Rapids game and coldest outdoor pro Colorado sports event of all time! Possibly coldest game an MLS team has ever played in.
February 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
A heads up to the @sickoscommittee.org
If Cade Klubnik finds out about this, expect him to play with a literal wooden cross strapped to his back next season.
Riley Leonard loves talking about his close personal friend Jesus and I have to imagine it drives a small but loud portion of the lifelong mass-attending Catholic Notre Dame fanbase absolutely nuts
January 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
If Cade Klubnik finds out about this, expect him to play with a literal wooden cross strapped to his back next season.
This was a big difference between my kid's school in Asheville (stay in car pick up) versus their school in Boulder (find parking then stand around and wait). I only met one set of parents in NC. Know the parents better than the kids in Boulder. Big difference in school community.
Folks who’ve exclusively done school pickup by car may not know about the social aspect they miss in the car line.
Chatting with other parents while waiting for our kids allows me to get to know & build trust w/ my neighbors.
I know that happens at bus stops, too!
1/3
Chatting with other parents while waiting for our kids allows me to get to know & build trust w/ my neighbors.
I know that happens at bus stops, too!
1/3
January 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This was a big difference between my kid's school in Asheville (stay in car pick up) versus their school in Boulder (find parking then stand around and wait). I only met one set of parents in NC. Know the parents better than the kids in Boulder. Big difference in school community.
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Folks who’ve exclusively done school pickup by car may not know about the social aspect they miss in the car line.
Chatting with other parents while waiting for our kids allows me to get to know & build trust w/ my neighbors.
I know that happens at bus stops, too!
1/3
Chatting with other parents while waiting for our kids allows me to get to know & build trust w/ my neighbors.
I know that happens at bus stops, too!
1/3
January 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Folks who’ve exclusively done school pickup by car may not know about the social aspect they miss in the car line.
Chatting with other parents while waiting for our kids allows me to get to know & build trust w/ my neighbors.
I know that happens at bus stops, too!
1/3
Chatting with other parents while waiting for our kids allows me to get to know & build trust w/ my neighbors.
I know that happens at bus stops, too!
1/3
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rip st. augustine you would have gone fucking crazy for honey mustard
December 5, 2024 at 2:25 AM
rip st. augustine you would have gone fucking crazy for honey mustard
On this week's episode I come up with the idea of Spotify Life Wrapped where on one's death bed Spotify provides listeners with sharable social graphics on their lifetime favorite artists, songs, and genres.
Spotify Wrapped, Fan Wall, and Context Matters
The Vinyl Preacher · Episode
open.spotify.com
December 5, 2024 at 9:15 PM
On this week's episode I come up with the idea of Spotify Life Wrapped where on one's death bed Spotify provides listeners with sharable social graphics on their lifetime favorite artists, songs, and genres.
@jasonkirk.fyi Reading the Watch Grid this week, made me feel it important to alert you to the existence of the Luther Bowl, an annual interseminary flag football tournament first held around 1965 on the campus of the Lutheran Theological Seminary at Gettysburg (i.e. literally on the battlefield).
December 5, 2024 at 3:06 PM
@jasonkirk.fyi Reading the Watch Grid this week, made me feel it important to alert you to the existence of the Luther Bowl, an annual interseminary flag football tournament first held around 1965 on the campus of the Lutheran Theological Seminary at Gettysburg (i.e. literally on the battlefield).
@surber.bsky.social Gene Pate was a classmate in civil engineering. A walk on. Very atypical football player. In my mind he was also/primarily a long snapper?
December 4, 2024 at 7:07 PM
@surber.bsky.social Gene Pate was a classmate in civil engineering. A walk on. Very atypical football player. In my mind he was also/primarily a long snapper?
I feel like the @sickoscommittee.org should be aware of the greatest ticket promotion of all time.
November 28, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I feel like the @sickoscommittee.org should be aware of the greatest ticket promotion of all time.
The best part of being an electric toothbrush family is how you knock 43 toothbrushes down like bowling pins anytime you reach for yours.
November 22, 2024 at 8:36 PM
The best part of being an electric toothbrush family is how you knock 43 toothbrushes down like bowling pins anytime you reach for yours.
That this headline did not include “Man with Ants in His Pants” is another sign of the failings of the Old Gray Lady.
The Peruvian authorities arrested a man trying to board a plane last week in Lima while carrying 320 tarantulas, 110 centipedes and nine bullet ants, according to the National Forest and Wildlife Service of Peru.
Man Hiding Tarantulas, Centipedes and Ants Is Stopped From Boarding Flight
Officials in Lima, Peru, said the endangered spiders had been taken from the Amazon basin. The man was flying to South Korea.
nyti.ms
November 17, 2024 at 3:24 PM
That this headline did not include “Man with Ants in His Pants” is another sign of the failings of the Old Gray Lady.
Martin Ødegaard is perhaps the most important man in my life.
Martin Ødegaard continues to change my life for the better.
November 10, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Martin Ødegaard is perhaps the most important man in my life.