Zack Pearlman
@zackpearlman.bsky.social
Sam Altman should be fired into the sun
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Sam Altman should be fired into the sun
They should shoot Cris Collinsworth out of a cannon
February 9, 2026 at 2:52 AM
They should shoot Cris Collinsworth out of a cannon
"uhhh I've got nothing" - guy getting paid millions of dollars to talk
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
"uhhh I've got nothing" - guy getting paid millions of dollars to talk
I think we should line up these ad agencies
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I think we should line up these ad agencies
No one likes Cris Collinsworth
February 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
No one likes Cris Collinsworth
It's the fox and the crane except they are snapping people's heads off
February 8, 2026 at 3:12 PM
It's the fox and the crane except they are snapping people's heads off
watching the news when the edi hits
February 8, 2026 at 4:38 AM
watching the news when the edi hits
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You just KNOW this motherfucker has the most insufferable laugh
February 7, 2026 at 4:31 AM
You just KNOW this motherfucker has the most insufferable laugh
I really hope I get to see these people get theirs
February 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I really hope I get to see these people get theirs
Didn't they make a movie about Air Jordans and the movie was mostly about a white guy with a gambling problem?
"The US Equal Employment Opportunity Commission is probing Nike in response to unspecified allegations that the company discriminates against White employees, the agency said Wednesday."
www.cnn.com/2026/02/04/b...
www.cnn.com/2026/02/04/b...
Federal agency probes Nike over alleged discrimination against White employees | CNN Business
The US Equal Employment Opportunity Commission is probing Nike in response to unspecified allegations that the company discriminates against White employees, the agency said Wednesday.
www.cnn.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Didn't they make a movie about Air Jordans and the movie was mostly about a white guy with a gambling problem?
Get a load of this kid fucker.
The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.
Elon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey casting
Lupita Nyong’o is reportedly set to play Helen of Troy in Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of Homer’s epic poem
www.independent.co.uk
February 3, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Get a load of this kid fucker.
I have committed to having 1970s teeth
February 3, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I have committed to having 1970s teeth
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Tall Man, Bald Child Duos Applaud Representation In New ‘Game Of Thrones’ Show https://theonion.com/tall-man-bald-child-duos-applaud-representation-in-new-game-of-thrones-show/
February 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Tall Man, Bald Child Duos Applaud Representation In New ‘Game Of Thrones’ Show https://theonion.com/tall-man-bald-child-duos-applaud-representation-in-new-game-of-thrones-show/
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So, a large protest against ICE in Portland with unions, doctors, nurses, kids, a bunch of everyday people, totally peaceful, was just broken up by ICE with a barrage of teargas.
I don't really know where we go from here or how we get there. But this already is fucking bad.
I don't really know where we go from here or how we get there. But this already is fucking bad.
February 1, 2026 at 1:00 AM
So, a large protest against ICE in Portland with unions, doctors, nurses, kids, a bunch of everyday people, totally peaceful, was just broken up by ICE with a barrage of teargas.
I don't really know where we go from here or how we get there. But this already is fucking bad.
I don't really know where we go from here or how we get there. But this already is fucking bad.
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Corporations will not exploit working people in NYC.
Uber Eats, Fantuan & HungryPanda broke the law — shortchanging workers while raking in profits.
Today, we secured $5M+ in restitution for 49,000 delivery workers.
Let this be a warning: steal wages, face the consequences.
Uber Eats, Fantuan & HungryPanda broke the law — shortchanging workers while raking in profits.
Today, we secured $5M+ in restitution for 49,000 delivery workers.
Let this be a warning: steal wages, face the consequences.
January 30, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Corporations will not exploit working people in NYC.
Uber Eats, Fantuan & HungryPanda broke the law — shortchanging workers while raking in profits.
Today, we secured $5M+ in restitution for 49,000 delivery workers.
Let this be a warning: steal wages, face the consequences.
Uber Eats, Fantuan & HungryPanda broke the law — shortchanging workers while raking in profits.
Today, we secured $5M+ in restitution for 49,000 delivery workers.
Let this be a warning: steal wages, face the consequences.
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Regular reminder that ICE is NOT law enforcement.
January 29, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Regular reminder that ICE is NOT law enforcement.
*sam altman slams a picture of the snake from the garden of Eden onto a desk*
"chatgpt should act like this guy!"
"chatgpt should act like this guy!"
January 30, 2026 at 6:58 PM
*sam altman slams a picture of the snake from the garden of Eden onto a desk*
"chatgpt should act like this guy!"
"chatgpt should act like this guy!"
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the arrest of journalists in minneapolis, including don lemon, is more evidence that the only move the administration knows how to make is to use force, and does not know how to respond when that force is met with defiance and indifference.
January 30, 2026 at 4:40 PM
the arrest of journalists in minneapolis, including don lemon, is more evidence that the only move the administration knows how to make is to use force, and does not know how to respond when that force is met with defiance and indifference.
What a beautiful hell the billionaires have cooked us.
January 30, 2026 at 3:36 PM
What a beautiful hell the billionaires have cooked us.
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Last night, Trump effectively ordered the IRS and the DOJ to pay him *personally* $10B.
The looting of our Treasury continues.
The looting of our Treasury continues.
January 30, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Last night, Trump effectively ordered the IRS and the DOJ to pay him *personally* $10B.
The looting of our Treasury continues.
The looting of our Treasury continues.
This dude was already a meme, I just can't find it. But someone will
So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 29, 2026 at 11:08 PM
This dude was already a meme, I just can't find it. But someone will
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
I will be participating in the strike tomorrow. I hope you can too
January 29, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I will be participating in the strike tomorrow. I hope you can too
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Sales are down 60%. We’re losing billions of dollars each year. But that’s ok because somewhere there is an ancient cup, and it is very magical
January 29, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Sales are down 60%. We’re losing billions of dollars each year. But that’s ok because somewhere there is an ancient cup, and it is very magical