Zack Johnson
@zapjackson.bsky.social
Designer of the Loathing games. My various projects are collected and organized at https://horrible.farm/
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I thought for sure the crew of this flight would make an exception and let me smoke on board, once they saw how cool I look doing it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I thought for sure the crew of this flight would make an exception and let me smoke on board, once they saw how cool I look doing it.
One of my favorite things in video games is when you find a container and then you open it and there’s stuff in there.
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
One of my favorite things in video games is when you find a container and then you open it and there’s stuff in there.
Just finished this. Very funny and very sad.
my novel VEINS is now available at drewtoothpaste.com and i'm including some excerpts here. it downloads as a PDF and it's $4.99
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Just finished this. Very funny and very sad.
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I think a lot of the conflict that happened in the Wild West could’ve been avoided had town planners in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I think a lot of the conflict that happened in the Wild West could’ve been avoided had town planners in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.
You’re not wrong, Charlie Brown, you’re just an asshole.
I find your lack of faith disturbing, Charlie Brown.
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
You’re not wrong, Charlie Brown, you’re just an asshole.
John Leguizamo is French for John the Guizamo.
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
John Leguizamo is French for John the Guizamo.
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If Arc Raiders 2 isn't called Doom Temples I shall be cross.
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If Arc Raiders 2 isn't called Doom Temples I shall be cross.
It’s nearly Freddy Krueger appropriation season.
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It’s nearly Freddy Krueger appropriation season.
I love my wife Delta, but lately there’s been this… distance between us.
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I love my wife Delta, but lately there’s been this… distance between us.
Until I became a parent I had no idea now many times in a row it was possible to say “Shoes.”
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Until I became a parent I had no idea now many times in a row it was possible to say “Shoes.”
This is one of the reasons I used to argue that well-known stuff entering the public domain isn’t actually very important. That opinion always makes people so mad, though, so now I mostly keep it to myself.
jokes aside as popeye enters public domain a reminder we got mario and donkey kong because nintendo couldn't use popeye and bluto, like star wars happened because lucas was denied making a flash gordon movie
let corpos denying you recycling their stuff drive you to do better new stuff that's yours
let corpos denying you recycling their stuff drive you to do better new stuff that's yours
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This is one of the reasons I used to argue that well-known stuff entering the public domain isn’t actually very important. That opinion always makes people so mad, though, so now I mostly keep it to myself.
Gonna launch a brand of deodorant to market to Magic players, called Countersmell.
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Gonna launch a brand of deodorant to market to Magic players, called Countersmell.
Star Wars has a great opening crawl, but Krull has a really incredible opening krull.
November 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Star Wars has a great opening crawl, but Krull has a really incredible opening krull.
We have such McRibs to show you.
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
We have such McRibs to show you.
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Aw, man, Rogue Brewing just shut down? That one really hurts. Probably my favorite brewer, definitely my favorite beer. Just 8 days ago I published a book including a story about their Dead Guy and one of my favorite Saturdays playing Gauntlet.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FY1VMCKT
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FY1VMCKT
The Quirkz Handbook of Drinking Beer and Playing Video Games
The Quirkz Handbook of Drinking Beer and Playing Video Games - Kindle edition by Rath, Aaron. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Quirkz Handbook of Drinking Beer and Playing Video Games.
www.amazon.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Aw, man, Rogue Brewing just shut down? That one really hurts. Probably my favorite brewer, definitely my favorite beer. Just 8 days ago I published a book including a story about their Dead Guy and one of my favorite Saturdays playing Gauntlet.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FY1VMCKT
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FY1VMCKT
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Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Through the magic of Doordash, a McRib is now being delivered to m' crib.
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Through the magic of Doordash, a McRib is now being delivered to m' crib.
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I am such a terrible marketer for my own games...sigh..
However I MUST TRY HARDER!!
if you were holding off on leaping into The Horror At Highrook for some reason... Its currently 30% off as part of the Steam Scream Spooky Festival!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/2836860/...
However I MUST TRY HARDER!!
if you were holding off on leaping into The Horror At Highrook for some reason... Its currently 30% off as part of the Steam Scream Spooky Festival!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/2836860/...
October 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I am such a terrible marketer for my own games...sigh..
However I MUST TRY HARDER!!
if you were holding off on leaping into The Horror At Highrook for some reason... Its currently 30% off as part of the Steam Scream Spooky Festival!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/2836860/...
However I MUST TRY HARDER!!
if you were holding off on leaping into The Horror At Highrook for some reason... Its currently 30% off as part of the Steam Scream Spooky Festival!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/2836860/...
Big news! Video game historians have unearthed archival concept art of Pac Man's butthole.
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Big news! Video game historians have unearthed archival concept art of Pac Man's butthole.
I heard there were two feet of stone
that in the desert stood alone
but you don't really remember that guy
do ya
that in the desert stood alone
but you don't really remember that guy
do ya
[Ducktales theme]
Vast and trunkless legs of stone
I-n the, de-sert
Standing out there all alone
It's un-pleasant
A shattered visage
might be a mirage
Hubris! Woo hoo!
Vast and trunkless legs of stone
I-n the, de-sert
Standing out there all alone
It's un-pleasant
A shattered visage
might be a mirage
Hubris! Woo hoo!
The name on the plinth is Ozymandias
Christopher Robin despaired with Alice
Two trunkless legs are all that stand
Except for a face and lots of sand
Says Alice
Christopher Robin despaired with Alice
Two trunkless legs are all that stand
Except for a face and lots of sand
Says Alice
October 31, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I heard there were two feet of stone
that in the desert stood alone
but you don't really remember that guy
do ya
that in the desert stood alone
but you don't really remember that guy
do ya
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vampires are real but they don't drink blood. they drink puke and thats why they're always out at night after bars close
October 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
vampires are real but they don't drink blood. they drink puke and thats why they're always out at night after bars close
The Outer Worlds 2 presents its unique items in a way that is kinda confusing to me. Like... I can infer from various details that this is a piece of armor, but... why doesn't it SAY anywhere that it's armor?
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The Outer Worlds 2 presents its unique items in a way that is kinda confusing to me. Like... I can infer from various details that this is a piece of armor, but... why doesn't it SAY anywhere that it's armor?