Zeauregard
@zapsmear.bsky.social
Sometimes an Artist | Often a collector of brass trinkets | Always a secret third thing |
🚫Minors DNI🚫Anti AI🚫
They/Them
🚫Minors DNI🚫Anti AI🚫
They/Them
Haven’t drawn a shrimp in a while
February 12, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Haven’t drawn a shrimp in a while
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Wake up puppet boy 🎪🎠
I've redesigned him so many times that Ive basically fully repainted this maybe 15 times so I giveth up here he is, I will just design him 500 outfits and masks to cycle to resolve this issue
I've redesigned him so many times that Ive basically fully repainted this maybe 15 times so I giveth up here he is, I will just design him 500 outfits and masks to cycle to resolve this issue
February 11, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Wake up puppet boy 🎪🎠
I've redesigned him so many times that Ive basically fully repainted this maybe 15 times so I giveth up here he is, I will just design him 500 outfits and masks to cycle to resolve this issue
I've redesigned him so many times that Ive basically fully repainted this maybe 15 times so I giveth up here he is, I will just design him 500 outfits and masks to cycle to resolve this issue
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🐦⬛🪶 Lone Harpy, my final piece for day 42 of sharing my artwork for No Place Like Homebrew by Roll & Play Press
AD: Sam Bartlett
It’s been so fun sharing all the work I did for this book, and even better getting to see the finished thing and all the other illustrations inside!
AD: Sam Bartlett
It’s been so fun sharing all the work I did for this book, and even better getting to see the finished thing and all the other illustrations inside!
February 11, 2026 at 12:10 PM
🐦⬛🪶 Lone Harpy, my final piece for day 42 of sharing my artwork for No Place Like Homebrew by Roll & Play Press
AD: Sam Bartlett
It’s been so fun sharing all the work I did for this book, and even better getting to see the finished thing and all the other illustrations inside!
AD: Sam Bartlett
It’s been so fun sharing all the work I did for this book, and even better getting to see the finished thing and all the other illustrations inside!
As a kid who was kept away from their roots growing up, last night’s performance was emotional to say the least.
February 9, 2026 at 2:19 PM
As a kid who was kept away from their roots growing up, last night’s performance was emotional to say the least.
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
Something to take the edge off 😩💕
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Something to take the edge off 😩💕
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I ate too much polenta. I feel like a fat Italian rat that’s full of too much polenta
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I ate too much polenta. I feel like a fat Italian rat that’s full of too much polenta
One thing I learned very early while growing up skeptical in the south: Speaking about Jesus is one thing, while speaking like him is another.
February 4, 2026 at 3:32 PM
One thing I learned very early while growing up skeptical in the south: Speaking about Jesus is one thing, while speaking like him is another.
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In the waiting room. I shaved my mustache for this. I’m shaking like one of those little dogs.
February 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
In the waiting room. I shaved my mustache for this. I’m shaking like one of those little dogs.
Normally I dread the Super Bowl, but now I only dread my friends witnessing the emotional whiplash between me vibing to Green Day and promptly sobbing when Bad Bunny performs DtMF.
February 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Normally I dread the Super Bowl, but now I only dread my friends witnessing the emotional whiplash between me vibing to Green Day and promptly sobbing when Bad Bunny performs DtMF.
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I’m just a gay little animal
February 3, 2026 at 11:37 AM
I’m just a gay little animal
Had a dream that I could take my face apart piece by piece like one of those anatomical models. Woke up envious.
February 3, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Had a dream that I could take my face apart piece by piece like one of those anatomical models. Woke up envious.
Our humidifier is the only thing keeping me from making a pact with numerous devils.
February 3, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Our humidifier is the only thing keeping me from making a pact with numerous devils.
Doctor tomorrow. Do you think he’ll let me keep my nose?
February 3, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Doctor tomorrow. Do you think he’ll let me keep my nose?
Well I messed up and got my nose (cartilage) broken. Anxiety is through the roof because I can feel it sitting wrong. Hate this hate this hate this.
February 1, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Well I messed up and got my nose (cartilage) broken. Anxiety is through the roof because I can feel it sitting wrong. Hate this hate this hate this.
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One more reason my soul shrivels up every time I hear someone say "I just used chatgpt to ____"
January 31, 2026 at 5:32 PM
One more reason my soul shrivels up every time I hear someone say "I just used chatgpt to ____"
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i have a license to open carry bofa
January 31, 2026 at 5:12 PM
i have a license to open carry bofa