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Zarya the Laika
@zaryathelaika.bsky.social
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🌅 15.9.22
🗣️ [zɐˈrʲa] (zar-YAH)
🏠 7.1.23
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Top text, "Me: Please stop digging hole. My dog:" Below is Cheems the Shiba Inu on a John Deere with a backhoe in a yard with no grass and only dirt.
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 AM
zaryathelaika.bsky.social
2-panels meme. Top panel shows chunks of chopped cheddar cheese sliced into cubes with the text, "Are you storing your cheese in the fridge? Experts say you should be leaving it on the counter." The bottom panel is a brachycephalic grey dog looking up from behind the kitchen counter, labelled "Experts:" in the top-right corner.
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
zaryathelaika.bsky.social
SpongeBob meme ordering at Krusty Krab with Squidward taking orders while being sarcastic. The customers are dog trainers. "Are you planning on training today, sir?" I'll have, uhh.. a border collie" "How original…" "And a Malinois." "Daring today, aren't we?"
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
zaryathelaika.bsky.social
Seal giving sad eyes. Text in the middle reads, "dogs when they can't have grapes laced with choclate and battery acid mixed with vodka and nuts"
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Cat waiting outside glass door. Snow is seen on the metal grate behind at the front of the door and in the yard with cat footprint in a small circle showing cat did not venture far. Next to the cat's head is a Reddit post from TheRoyalDon with the headline "Back home after morning"
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Top text “Me: I’m not clingy. Also me:” 3-panels action sequence of stills from the Australian TV show "Muster Dogs" from top to bottom showing Pockets jumping into Renee Spencer’s arms.
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
zaryathelaika.bsky.social
A Golden Retriever laying on the sunkissed linoleum. In red artsy font with pink outline, "We're getting older and I'll love you forever"
November 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
A dog (drawn in a style reminiscent of the WikiHow line drawings, but off somehow, like it was drawn by a malignant spirit with no respect for anatomical correctness) speaks with it's weirdly human-like maw: "You're feeding me an hour later because of Daylight Saving Time?" In the second image it stretches it's neck to impossible length, to the dismay of it's cowering owner: "How the fuck can I read a clock, John?"
October 15, 2024 at 9:28 PM
zaryathelaika.bsky.social
A dog sleeping in a bed with blankets, sheets and duvets all nicely out. Yellow text in center: "when you're supposed to be crate trained but now you sleep on a queen sized bed with fluffy pillows, a warm duvet and 1000 thread cotton sheets :)"
October 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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paleofuture.bsky.social
Darwin’s dog food has tested positive for salmonella and listeria but is reportedly being uncooperative with the FDA.

“Arrow Reliance has repeatedly failed to issue recalls of its products under similar circumstances in the past.”
Darwin's pet food tests positive for Listeria and Salmonella
The FDA has again found bacterial contamination in Darwin’s Natural Pet Products dog food and the producing company, Arrow Reliance, is again refusing to
www.foodsafetynews.com
September 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
zaryathelaika.bsky.social
A white oval plate with minced meat in the middle and "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" written in purple marker on top of the rim then "ZARYA" on the bottom.
September 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Tomorrow is Zarya's birthday
September 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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maladroithe.bsky.social
Dog behavior is eternal
Dr Moudhy Al-Rashid @moudhy.bsky.social May as well dive right in. Did you know that dogs in ancient Mesopotamia also refused to drop the ball? According to a Sumerian proverb, "The dog understands 'Take it!' It does not understand 'Put it down!'"
September 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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hayao.lol
the Poster's Mantra
photo of a concerned looking dog against a background of green hills captioned everything will prob be okay but I gotta freak out first
August 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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alpinemutt.bsky.social
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5 dogs walking in a row. they are individually colored blue, pink, and white to make up the trans flag all together. the rightmost dog is carrying a long trans flag that flows all the way to the last dog on the left. The background is white with a paper texture.
August 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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A creek in the middle of a forest with a rocky bottom. Text: "I'm no therapist, but have you ever tried dipping your dawgs in the creek about it?"
August 12, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Sled-dog in front of a whiteboard wearing a bow-toe, a dress collar and glasses: "All dogs deserve humans, But not all humans deserve dogs"
July 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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lukesteuber.com
this is cute and it made me happy
A black-and-white comic strip features three panels. In the first panel, a wide-eyed person with short dark hair bends down to speak to a dog, asking, “Who’s a good dog?” The dog, looking thoughtful, replies, “Woah, that’s a hell of a question.” In the second panel, the dog looks upward contemplatively and says, “Who’s a good boy? Who among us can truly be said to be good? What is goodness?” In the third panel, the person replies, “You are!” The dog, now with wide eyes and a joyful open-mouthed expression, responds, “WHAT.” The person affirms, “Yes!” and the dog exclaims, “THIS IS AMAZING!” The comic is signed at the bottom: “dog philosophy” and credited to Three Panel Soul by Matthew Boyd and Ian McConville.
June 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
zaryathelaika.bsky.social
Reminder for 4th of July (and July 1st).
Taking a Butterball turkey out of the fridge, which has the American flag on top. Top text "I don't know who needs to hear this". Bottom text "But it's time to make an appointment to get your pets' sedatives."
June 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
zaryathelaika.bsky.social
Zarya says gay rights
Fawn West Siberian Laika standing on a park bench with a red BioThane leash and a CampfireCollars rainbow watercolor galaxy dog Collar.
June 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
zaryathelaika.bsky.social
since temperatures are in the 30s (86°F — 104°F), please keep your dogs safe.

Here's a handy temperature and humidity reference chart from the Australian Sleddog Sports Association (ASSA):

www.assa.dog/wp-content/u...
X axis at the top labelled "Actual Temperature Celsius" from 5 to 22 in increments of 1 Y axis on the left labelled "Relative Humidity (%)" from 0 to 100 in increments of 5. At the bottom No Scooter or Rig Class Beyond this Point stops at 16 degrees; No Bikejoiring Beyond This Point stops at 16 degrees; and No Canicross Beyond this Point stops at 22 degrees. Cells A1:E21, F1:F19, G1:G17, H1:H8, I1:I3, K1:K12, L1:L9, M1:M3, N1:N10, O1:O5, and P1:P3 are green. J14:J21, L17:L21, M12:M21, O15:O21, P11:P21 and Q12:Q21 are red. Rest are yellow. Green - Where shaded - Recommended Run Full Distance Yellow - Where shaded - Recommended Shorten Distance Red - Where shaded Do not run Heat
May 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
zaryathelaika.bsky.social
Nala is thirteen today.
zaryathelaika.bsky.social Zarya the Laika @zaryathelaika.bsky.social · May 11
Say happy birthday to Nala!
Tabby cat sleeping under the duvet cover.
May 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
zaryathelaika.bsky.social
Say happy birthday to Nala!
Tabby cat sleeping under the duvet cover.
May 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
zaryathelaika.bsky.social
Today is Nala's birthday!

It would means a lot to Nala's caretaker if you could gift her a cat tree: www.paypal.me/dessi66.

Sometimes she has shitty days because of the misogyny at her workplace. It would means a lot if you could help her out here.
Illustration of Nala the Cat staring in pastel colours. There is a picture of a purple and pink cat tree from Happy and Polly. Nala is implied to be staring at it. Below the picture of the product is a baby blue headline "It's Nala Birthday" followed by white text "Upgrade her cat tree: PayPal.me/dessi66" and a PayPal logo.
May 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
zaryathelaika.bsky.social
Happy birthday, Nala!
May 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM