google maps (punching me in the stomach): fastest route is uber

me: but i want to take the subway

google maps (throwing me across the room): 2 buses and a transfer would save 4 minutes

me: i like subway

google maps (kicking me in the head): biking is 45 seconds faster

me: underground choo-choo

me every day for the rest of my life

I interrupt all the misery in this world for 90 seconds on whether chili is soup.

it's wild how donald trump is hands down the worst american leader in modern history. like light years more bad than the next closest worst leader, covid donald trump

Someone else said something very similar to this the other day, but.

It really burns me that our (millennials') generation was legally terrorized for like, downloading Radiohead discographies

But we're supposed to be ok with billionaires stealing human intellectual output in its entirety bc AI

The Sims 1 OST remains peak, either just to listen to or for work time focus.

@katie.bzky.team
said both of these things will improve my life and its a guarantee, so willing to try anything.

how come it took me until now to look at Rouxls' uniform and go Wait a minute

Aspen Shavings

Have you heard the good news? Dogs are real

join an org in your neighborhood to combat despair. bring someone some food. make some art about your pain. distraction doesnt work forever, okay?

Very striking how every right-wing conspiracy freakout was just a prophecy of what they planned on eventually doing - whether it was Jade Helm or FEMA camps, the moment they had the opportunity to make these imaginary monstrosities they came up with come to life, they did

Outside my work are "End Abortion" like religious youth memebers. It is to damn hot for this, I was polite in saying my support to abortion, but if it gets hotter I'm going to crash the fuck out. My sister in law almost died of ectopic pregnancy without an abortion she would have died.