Zee Hatley
@zedism.bsky.social
Atheist. Cat lap. TV producer. TV addict. Yes, I’m a dealer who dips into his own product.
I think I’m funny. I also think jokes are funnier if they need to be explained. I will not be taking questions.
I think I’m funny. I also think jokes are funnier if they need to be explained. I will not be taking questions.
Did Donny win a cigar?
November 16, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Did Donny win a cigar?
Turns out when you take food off of tables, people get really motivated to vote against your interests.
November 5, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Turns out when you take food off of tables, people get really motivated to vote against your interests.
In two weeks:”This was always the plan. We’d have had to be really dumb to let them know we were going in.”
They’re as sneaky as a 3yo.
They’re as sneaky as a 3yo.
JD Vance: "The idea that we're gonna have troops on the ground in Gaza and Israel -- that is not our intention, that is not our plan."
October 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
In two weeks:”This was always the plan. We’d have had to be really dumb to let them know we were going in.”
They’re as sneaky as a 3yo.
They’re as sneaky as a 3yo.
Wasn’t he the one that announced our withdrawal from Afghanistan?
Is he admitting he’s the one who was too woke to win there?
Is he admitting he’s the one who was too woke to win there?
Trump: "The problem with Vietnam, we, you know, we stopped fighting to win. We would've won easy. We would've won Afghanistan easy. We would've won every war easy. But we got politically correct. 'Oh, let's take it easy.' We're not politically correct anymore, just so you understand."
October 6, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Wasn’t he the one that announced our withdrawal from Afghanistan?
Is he admitting he’s the one who was too woke to win there?
Is he admitting he’s the one who was too woke to win there?
We are all ANTIFA.
You are all Charlie Kirk.
We are not the same.
You are all Charlie Kirk.
We are not the same.
September 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
We are all ANTIFA.
You are all Charlie Kirk.
We are not the same.
You are all Charlie Kirk.
We are not the same.
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Fuck yes to this
WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!
September 18, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Fuck yes to this
I’m pretty sure they took @jimmykimmellive out of context.
September 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I’m pretty sure they took @jimmykimmellive out of context.
People say Charlie Kirk would have been apathetic about this shooting, but these people forget that he was selective in his apathy.
He would have been outraged that a white Republican was killed.
He would have been apoplectic that a popular n@zi was killed.
Just like all the other “pundits”
He would have been outraged that a white Republican was killed.
He would have been apoplectic that a popular n@zi was killed.
Just like all the other “pundits”
September 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
People say Charlie Kirk would have been apathetic about this shooting, but these people forget that he was selective in his apathy.
He would have been outraged that a white Republican was killed.
He would have been apoplectic that a popular n@zi was killed.
Just like all the other “pundits”
He would have been outraged that a white Republican was killed.
He would have been apoplectic that a popular n@zi was killed.
Just like all the other “pundits”
#charliekirk’s daughters are better off without him. He was a misogynist. Now they will inherit millions and not be saddled with a shitty person for a father.
Did they need to see it happen in person? No.
Did they need to see it happen in person? No.
September 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
#charliekirk’s daughters are better off without him. He was a misogynist. Now they will inherit millions and not be saddled with a shitty person for a father.
Did they need to see it happen in person? No.
Did they need to see it happen in person? No.
Trump killed Kirk to distract from the Epstein files.
Don’t let it work.
Don’t let it work.
September 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Trump killed Kirk to distract from the Epstein files.
Don’t let it work.
Don’t let it work.
So, Mr “where’s my peace prize?” is invading…
*checks notes*
…his own country.
*checks notes*
…his own country.
August 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
So, Mr “where’s my peace prize?” is invading…
*checks notes*
…his own country.
*checks notes*
…his own country.
How much do you want to bet Trump’s Diaper Genie™ is gilded?
August 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
How much do you want to bet Trump’s Diaper Genie™ is gilded?
IKEA is adult Lego.
Lego is also adult Lego. (Because you have to be an adult to afford it.)
Lego is also adult Lego. (Because you have to be an adult to afford it.)
July 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
IKEA is adult Lego.
Lego is also adult Lego. (Because you have to be an adult to afford it.)
Lego is also adult Lego. (Because you have to be an adult to afford it.)
If your salad is a little spicy this week, you can thank trump.
ICE is using tear gas, helicopters, and military equipment to violently assault and detain FARM WORKERS.
God have mercy on our society.
God have mercy on our society.
July 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If your salad is a little spicy this week, you can thank trump.
And now they’re claiming the rule of three is an AI thing?
You can pry my em dashes — one of my favorite punctuation marks and one I often use — from my cold, dead keyboard.
Stop spreading this garbage about em dashes in ACTUAL EDITED PROSE OH MY GOD.
Plenty of actual human beings know how to type em dashes! We’re called “writers” and “editors” — maybe you’ve heard of us?
Plenty of actual human beings know how to type em dashes! We’re called “writers” and “editors” — maybe you’ve heard of us?
July 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
And now they’re claiming the rule of three is an AI thing?
Hey, @hankgreen.bsky.social - I have a question about YouTube (de)monetization- a lot of creators I follow have been talking about demonetization being reversed after most views occur, meaning missed income even though the demonetization was erroneous.
June 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Hey, @hankgreen.bsky.social - I have a question about YouTube (de)monetization- a lot of creators I follow have been talking about demonetization being reversed after most views occur, meaning missed income even though the demonetization was erroneous.
The county’s largest gang doing gang shit.
Anyone who has ever lived in LA county will not be surprised it was the sheriff's department that escalated
June 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The county’s largest gang doing gang shit.
When you deploy the military against the citizenry of your country, you are -by definition- the enemy of the people.
June 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
When you deploy the military against the citizenry of your country, you are -by definition- the enemy of the people.
Let’s be clear, the only unwanted people in LA right now are ICE.
If the National Guard removes them,
we’re good.
If the National Guard removes them,
we’re good.
June 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Let’s be clear, the only unwanted people in LA right now are ICE.
If the National Guard removes them,
we’re good.
If the National Guard removes them,
we’re good.
If ICE doesn’t want to be accosted, they shouldn’t go out and they sure as shit shouldn’t go out in public dressed like that and acting that way.
June 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If ICE doesn’t want to be accosted, they shouldn’t go out and they sure as shit shouldn’t go out in public dressed like that and acting that way.
What is a “white elephant” gift?
from today's post, about Qatar conning Donny into accepting an essentially worthless vulgar flying bordello that nobody else wanted.
please read the whole thing, thanks!
link is here: bit.ly/4mlAMKU
(and as always, there's a longer excerpt in the alt text)
please read the whole thing, thanks!
link is here: bit.ly/4mlAMKU
(and as always, there's a longer excerpt in the alt text)
May 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
What is a “white elephant” gift?
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The Earth doesn’t “go around the Sun” the Earth goes in a straight line through an area of spacetime that bends around the Sun and I think that’s neat.
May 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The Earth doesn’t “go around the Sun” the Earth goes in a straight line through an area of spacetime that bends around the Sun and I think that’s neat.
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