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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 5d

An image of HRH King Charles III in his finery, with a speech bubble coming from his mouth to suggest he uttered the quoted post

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zedster.bsky.social @zedster.bsky.social · 5d

🎵C-O-S-T-C-O that is where I want to go 🎵

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zedster.bsky.social @zedster.bsky.social · 9d

Just don't let him show it in Boston

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Bo...

2007 Boston Mooninite panic - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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zedster.bsky.social @zedster.bsky.social · 10d

She can help locate the stolen jewels from the Louvre but the Gendarmerie will have to answer a series of geography questions first

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zedster.bsky.social @zedster.bsky.social · 22d

Me: I need to figure out what I should wear to the wedding

Toddler: you should wear your smoking jacket

Kids alright

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zedster.bsky.social @zedster.bsky.social · 24d

Me questioning IT vendors price increases:

Uno draw 25 meme with image on left of uno card saying "tell me about a new feature that isn't AI slop OR draw 25" and image on right of man holding a huge stack of uno cards

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zedster.bsky.social @zedster.bsky.social · Sep 23

The brand new global HQ of Kenvue, the Johnson & Johnson spinoff, who own Tylenol is in a Republican Congressman's district who seems pretty quiet right now

Tweet from NJ 7 Congressman Kean:

I stopped by @kenvue's facilities in Summit where I got to see the incredible progress they’ve made on their new HQ, which will support more than 2,000 employees and brands such as Listerine, Tylenol, and Neutrogena.

With their investments in a state-of-the-art R&D facility coupled with our unparalleled workforce, New Jersey will continue serving as a hub of innovation.

With pictures of the visit and dated August 2024

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zedster.bsky.social @zedster.bsky.social · Sep 23

How do we get a bunch of famous comedians to do a roast of Trump in front of the White House as a streamed fundraiser

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zedster.bsky.social @zedster.bsky.social · Sep 18

Mailer: we are proud to once again make you the offer of a lifetime

Eminem: What the Fuck?

zedster.bsky.social @zedster.bsky.social · Sep 16

Death is but one prerequisite for sainthood, the other is the deeds they performed while alive

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zedster.bsky.social @zedster.bsky.social · Sep 14

Going to convince conservatives to start a Charlie Kirk challenge were they read some of his statements in their lunch rooms

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zedster.bsky.social @zedster.bsky.social · Sep 14

Going to convince conservatives to start a Charlie Kirk challenge were they read some of his statements in their lunch rooms

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'viktor shtrum' @viktorshtrum.bsky.social · Sep 14

Georgia Southern's eagle died which yielded this image on ESPN+

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zedster.bsky.social @zedster.bsky.social · Sep 14

I remember my older neighbor, WW2 gen, referring to Bill Clinton disparagingly as the "first black president" and many of the time used a word other than black. Gingrich and the broad sides against Clinton with the help of Rush and the 1996 radio deregulation brought us here

Mike Feher @saxmike71.bsky.social · Sep 14

The time to lower the temperature was ten years ago.

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zedster.bsky.social @zedster.bsky.social · Sep 14

Like and subscribe to your boy B Frank, Tip Tuesday will be electrifying this week

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zedster.bsky.social @zedster.bsky.social · Sep 14

Oh I bet Franklin was a cryptic cat gurl and foresaw all of this

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zedster.bsky.social @zedster.bsky.social · Sep 14

I'm hearing rumors the killer once had some trans toys!

There is more than meets the eye going on here and the media are being decepticons like usual. Ignore the soundwave and mirage they are creating and all that jazz, don't fall for the smokescreen and get sideswiped

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zedster.bsky.social @zedster.bsky.social · Sep 11

The right believes in violence having a direction, like reverse racism implies racism has a proper direction, they think violence should flow right to left and "reverse violence" is affront while "normal/proper violence" is hilarious

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zedster.bsky.social @zedster.bsky.social · Sep 9

That's clearly Alan Cummings

Michael 🖖🏻💙🎶🎨🇵🇸🐈 @michaelangie.bsky.social · Sep 9

Maria van Rysselberghe (1918), by Théo van Rysselberghe

Painting by Théo van Rysselberghe of the artist’s wife, a grey haired woman facing the viewer with her arms folded on a table.

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zedster.bsky.social @zedster.bsky.social · Sep 7

Trying to poop in peace when you have a toddler:

zedster.bsky.social @zedster.bsky.social · Aug 13

Shout-out to Betty Crocker for writing hundreds of recipes and never once making us learn anything about her life

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zedster.bsky.social @zedster.bsky.social · Aug 11

A handy acronym for Trump's attempts at distractions:

Trump
Wants
All
To
Wipe
All
Facts
Featuring
List
Epstein

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zedster.bsky.social @zedster.bsky.social · Aug 10

What are the lowest grossing movies with the "highest grossing casts"?

This movie always pops into my head as a good example

I realize this isn't a real metric but should be

Cast images from the movie The Losers 2010

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zedster.bsky.social @zedster.bsky.social · Jul 22

RIP Ozzy, thanks for this great advice

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zedster.bsky.social @zedster.bsky.social · Jul 20

Seems like a missed opportunity no boba shop has commissioned The Gin Blossoms to sing "Hey Jelly Tea"

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