@zedster.bsky.social
Do you wake up in a cold sweat most nights worrying someone is gonna steal your crocs with those bitching charms you've collected since your first pair?
While now you can go back to sleeping safe and sound for only a one time payment of $8 plus shipping and handling
While now you can go back to sleeping safe and sound for only a one time payment of $8 plus shipping and handling
January 29, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Do you wake up in a cold sweat most nights worrying someone is gonna steal your crocs with those bitching charms you've collected since your first pair?
While now you can go back to sleeping safe and sound for only a one time payment of $8 plus shipping and handling
While now you can go back to sleeping safe and sound for only a one time payment of $8 plus shipping and handling
Is this a video an ad for the new Game of Thrones or a shitty mobile game?
January 27, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Is this a video an ad for the new Game of Thrones or a shitty mobile game?
Weather forecast for the weekend:
January 23, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Weather forecast for the weekend:
For Jan 6th dinner
Angry Whites with Tiny Dicks:
Horseradish Mashed Potatoes and Cocktail Weenies with a Spicy Mayo Aioli
Angry Whites with Tiny Dicks:
Horseradish Mashed Potatoes and Cocktail Weenies with a Spicy Mayo Aioli
January 6, 2026 at 11:15 PM
For Jan 6th dinner
Angry Whites with Tiny Dicks:
Horseradish Mashed Potatoes and Cocktail Weenies with a Spicy Mayo Aioli
Angry Whites with Tiny Dicks:
Horseradish Mashed Potatoes and Cocktail Weenies with a Spicy Mayo Aioli
We see a new login from an unknown device, was this you?
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says `` it was meee !!! ''
Alt: Jim Carrey in liar liar saying `` it was meee !!! ''
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 8:04 PM
We see a new login from an unknown device, was this you?
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Amazing record for the FIFA
January 3, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Amazing record for the FIFA
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it's darkly humorous to listen to Trump and his cronies reference the fact that Maduro was indicted in SDNY as evidence he's a dictator and overall bad guy
January 3, 2026 at 3:43 PM
it's darkly humorous to listen to Trump and his cronies reference the fact that Maduro was indicted in SDNY as evidence he's a dictator and overall bad guy
From the Maduro indictment
Was scanned in on 12/23/2025
Was scanned in on 12/23/2025
January 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
From the Maduro indictment
Was scanned in on 12/23/2025
Was scanned in on 12/23/2025
What good things I hope happen to my enemies in the new year:
January 1, 2026 at 9:20 PM
What good things I hope happen to my enemies in the new year:
It was most certainly Zelensky who stole the cookies from the cookie jar. It is so obvious that I feel no need to provide any evidence and you should just accept me at my word
December 31, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It was most certainly Zelensky who stole the cookies from the cookie jar. It is so obvious that I feel no need to provide any evidence and you should just accept me at my word
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11 year old Eric watching Legends of the Hidden Temple while Trump seethes behind him that he doesn't have the Marble Armrest of Xerxes
legends.fandom.com/wiki/The_Marbl…
legends.fandom.com/wiki/The_Marbl…
December 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
11 year old Eric watching Legends of the Hidden Temple while Trump seethes behind him that he doesn't have the Marble Armrest of Xerxes
legends.fandom.com/wiki/The_Marbl…
legends.fandom.com/wiki/The_Marbl…
11 year old Eric watching Legends of the Hidden Temple while Trump seethes behind him that he doesn't have the Marble Armrest of Xerxes
legends.fandom.com/wiki/The_Marbl…
legends.fandom.com/wiki/The_Marbl…
December 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
11 year old Eric watching Legends of the Hidden Temple while Trump seethes behind him that he doesn't have the Marble Armrest of Xerxes
legends.fandom.com/wiki/The_Marbl…
legends.fandom.com/wiki/The_Marbl…
The costumes in the Odyssey trailer do not seem historically accurate, this is what a historical Odyssey actually looked like
December 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The costumes in the Odyssey trailer do not seem historically accurate, this is what a historical Odyssey actually looked like
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So the story about Ghislaine Maxwell flying a Blackhawk helicopter in Colombia and firing a rocket into a terrorist camp might be real?
December 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
So the story about Ghislaine Maxwell flying a Blackhawk helicopter in Colombia and firing a rocket into a terrorist camp might be real?
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The price rise of Christmas trees this year is insane
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The price rise of Christmas trees this year is insane
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nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
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With alt text.
Also, I know HIPAA exists for good reason, but I wish that people like this who expressed anti vaxx sentiments would have to prove that they didn't vaxx their kids.
Also, I know HIPAA exists for good reason, but I wish that people like this who expressed anti vaxx sentiments would have to prove that they didn't vaxx their kids.
December 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
With alt text.
Also, I know HIPAA exists for good reason, but I wish that people like this who expressed anti vaxx sentiments would have to prove that they didn't vaxx their kids.
Also, I know HIPAA exists for good reason, but I wish that people like this who expressed anti vaxx sentiments would have to prove that they didn't vaxx their kids.
It's important that toddler diapers come labeled unisex, I wouldn't want a literal man baby thinking they were shitting in a diaper made for girls
December 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It's important that toddler diapers come labeled unisex, I wouldn't want a literal man baby thinking they were shitting in a diaper made for girls
The price rise of Christmas trees this year is insane
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The price rise of Christmas trees this year is insane
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Ugh this is gonna be so good!!!
BIG NEWS! So excited to announce my new role as senior enterprise editor @ms.now, where I’ll work alongside @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social to build on our incredible coverage at the intersection of politics, extremism and culture.
This is a dream team, I can’t wait to get started. Watch this space!
This is a dream team, I can’t wait to get started. Watch this space!
December 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Ugh this is gonna be so good!!!
HondaDays are to Toyotathon what Hannukah is to Christmas
November 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
HondaDays are to Toyotathon what Hannukah is to Christmas
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They're gonna French Toast his ass
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
They're gonna French Toast his ass
What do you think the Jaws of Life do in the Disney Cars universe?
November 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
What do you think the Jaws of Life do in the Disney Cars universe?
This quote has never been proven to be from Gandhi. I decide to go searching and closest I can find is a quote from "Friends' Intelligencer" a Quaker magazine in 1926. Which is pretty different "I like your Christ, but I do not like your Christianity"
books.google.com/books?id=qAf...
books.google.com/books?id=qAf...
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This quote has never been proven to be from Gandhi. I decide to go searching and closest I can find is a quote from "Friends' Intelligencer" a Quaker magazine in 1926. Which is pretty different "I like your Christ, but I do not like your Christianity"
books.google.com/books?id=qAf...
books.google.com/books?id=qAf...
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(squinting at timeline) Gonzo and Rizzo had a falling out?
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
(squinting at timeline) Gonzo and Rizzo had a falling out?