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🎵C-O-S-T-C-O that is where I want to go 🎵
She can help locate the stolen jewels from the Louvre but the Gendarmerie will have to answer a series of geography questions first
Me: I need to figure out what I should wear to the wedding

Toddler: you should wear your smoking jacket

Kids alright
Me questioning IT vendors price increases:
The brand new global HQ of Kenvue, the Johnson & Johnson spinoff, who own Tylenol is in a Republican Congressman's district who seems pretty quiet right now
How do we get a bunch of famous comedians to do a roast of Trump in front of the White House as a streamed fundraiser
Mailer: we are proud to once again make you the offer of a lifetime

Eminem: What the Fuck?
Death is but one prerequisite for sainthood, the other is the deeds they performed while alive
Reposted
Going to convince conservatives to start a Charlie Kirk challenge were they read some of his statements in their lunch rooms
Going to convince conservatives to start a Charlie Kirk challenge were they read some of his statements in their lunch rooms
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Georgia Southern's eagle died which yielded this image on ESPN+
I remember my older neighbor, WW2 gen, referring to Bill Clinton disparagingly as the "first black president" and many of the time used a word other than black. Gingrich and the broad sides against Clinton with the help of Rush and the 1996 radio deregulation brought us here
The time to lower the temperature was ten years ago.
Like and subscribe to your boy B Frank, Tip Tuesday will be electrifying this week
Oh I bet Franklin was a cryptic cat gurl and foresaw all of this
I'm hearing rumors the killer once had some trans toys!

There is more than meets the eye going on here and the media are being decepticons like usual. Ignore the soundwave and mirage they are creating and all that jazz, don't fall for the smokescreen and get sideswiped
The right believes in violence having a direction, like reverse racism implies racism has a proper direction, they think violence should flow right to left and "reverse violence" is affront while "normal/proper violence" is hilarious
That's clearly Alan Cummings
Maria van Rysselberghe (1918), by Théo van Rysselberghe
Trying to poop in peace when you have a toddler:
Shout-out to Betty Crocker for writing hundreds of recipes and never once making us learn anything about her life
A handy acronym for Trump's attempts at distractions:

Trump
Wants
All
To
Wipe
All
Facts
Featuring
List
Epstein
What are the lowest grossing movies with the "highest grossing casts"?

This movie always pops into my head as a good example

I realize this isn't a real metric but should be
RIP Ozzy, thanks for this great advice
Seems like a missed opportunity no boba shop has commissioned The Gin Blossoms to sing "Hey Jelly Tea"