Edgar Allan Popozão
@zendonut.bsky.social
I am a cool guy who got this account because of all my social clout
Happy holidays! I got you a Ninja appliance! It is the size of a bicycle, violates every conceivable noise bylaw and makes 4 tablespoons of ice cream. Tomorrow.
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Happy holidays! I got you a Ninja appliance! It is the size of a bicycle, violates every conceivable noise bylaw and makes 4 tablespoons of ice cream. Tomorrow.
Techy London Derby is my favorite Blur album
Ten-man Chelsea hold off Arsenal in tetchy 1-1 London derby reut.rs/4rLy2t9
Ten-man Chelsea hold off Arsenal in tetchy 1-1 London derby
Ten-man Chelsea held Arsenal to a 1-1 draw in a highly charged top-of-the-table London derby on Sunday, Mikel Merino cancelling out Trevoh Chalobah's Chelsea opener to spare the Premier League leaders' blushes.
reut.rs
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Techy London Derby is my favorite Blur album
A Kim Mitchell themed Izakaya called Might as well Go for a Gyoza
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
A Kim Mitchell themed Izakaya called Might as well Go for a Gyoza
Black Friday 2015:
This fuckin TV is $5 yaaaaaay
Black Friday 2025:
You're paying double for this TV but keep running that mouth and it'll be triple
This fuckin TV is $5 yaaaaaay
Black Friday 2025:
You're paying double for this TV but keep running that mouth and it'll be triple
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Black Friday 2015:
This fuckin TV is $5 yaaaaaay
Black Friday 2025:
You're paying double for this TV but keep running that mouth and it'll be triple
This fuckin TV is $5 yaaaaaay
Black Friday 2025:
You're paying double for this TV but keep running that mouth and it'll be triple
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Motorhead
Dolly Parton
Patti Smith
Kendrick Lamar
Genesis Owusu
Motorhead
Dolly Parton
Patti Smith
Kendrick Lamar
Genesis Owusu
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Ministry
Public Enemy
Massive Attack
The Jesus and Mary Chain
Madonna
Ministry
Public Enemy
Massive Attack
The Jesus and Mary Chain
Madonna
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Tragically Hip
Green Day
Smashing Pumpkins
B.B. King
Ivana Santilli
Tragically Hip
Green Day
Smashing Pumpkins
B.B. King
Ivana Santilli
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Motorhead
Dolly Parton
Patti Smith
Kendrick Lamar
Genesis Owusu
Motorhead
Dolly Parton
Patti Smith
Kendrick Lamar
Genesis Owusu
Saw Dave Brubeck on one of his last tours by myself and it was one of the best concerts I've ever seen
Have yall ever gone to a concert by yourself? How was it?
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Saw Dave Brubeck on one of his last tours by myself and it was one of the best concerts I've ever seen
Lmao it's going to open before Eglinton does
Finch West LRT to open on Dec. 7: sources
The long-awaited Finch West LRT will open in less than a month. Sources tell CTV News the new TTC route, which will be known as Line 6, will open on Dec. 7.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Lmao it's going to open before Eglinton does
I bomb atomically
Socrates' philosophies
and hypotheses
Can't define how I be droppin' these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery
possibly they spotted me
Socrates' philosophies
and hypotheses
Can't define how I be droppin' these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery
possibly they spotted me
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I bomb atomically
Socrates' philosophies
and hypotheses
Can't define how I be droppin' these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery
possibly they spotted me
Socrates' philosophies
and hypotheses
Can't define how I be droppin' these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery
possibly they spotted me
The Coast Guard was just trying to put the USA back in U-Boats why is everyone freaking out
Coast Guard reverses course on policy to call swastikas and nooses 'potentially divisive'
The U.S. Coast Guard has released a new, firmer policy addressing the display of hate symbols like swastikas and nooses just hours after it was publicly revealed that it made plans to describe them as...
apnews.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The Coast Guard was just trying to put the USA back in U-Boats why is everyone freaking out
Jonathan Greenblatt and the ADL with the in-defense-of tweets in 3...2...1..
November 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Jonathan Greenblatt and the ADL with the in-defense-of tweets in 3...2...1..
if you don't already know about it, google his name + olive jar RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
thought he could call her stupid and she chewed his ass right on up.
November 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
if you don't already know about it, google his name + olive jar RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
8:00 pm: this edible ain't shit
8:45 pm:
8:45 pm:
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
8:00 pm: this edible ain't shit
8:45 pm:
8:45 pm:
When he d**s my billion dollar idea is urinal decals with a pic of his gr*vesite.
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
When he d**s my billion dollar idea is urinal decals with a pic of his gr*vesite.
I had a dad/music blog years ago called Theory of a Dad, Man. I emailed Henry asking for an interview thinking he wouldnt even answer but he said yes within 48 hrs and I had the interview up within a couple weeks. Anyway fuck the New York Times.
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I had a dad/music blog years ago called Theory of a Dad, Man. I emailed Henry asking for an interview thinking he wouldnt even answer but he said yes within 48 hrs and I had the interview up within a couple weeks. Anyway fuck the New York Times.
Wishing the dimwitted fucks who saw her on the View and said "mAybE sHeS cHAnGeD" a thorough visit from the wallet inspector
Marjorie Taylor Greene to Dana Bash: "You should have Nick Fuentes on your show"
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Wishing the dimwitted fucks who saw her on the View and said "mAybE sHeS cHAnGeD" a thorough visit from the wallet inspector
The Parkland survivors - traumatized high school kids - needed private security because of this bitcj
MTG: “.. “I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. .. The man I supported and helped get elected.”
@mediaite.com #GA14
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@mediaite.com #GA14
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November 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The Parkland survivors - traumatized high school kids - needed private security because of this bitcj
I never played Stardew Valley before. Just started playing tonight and it is DELIGHTFUL.
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I never played Stardew Valley before. Just started playing tonight and it is DELIGHTFUL.
Israel has a street named after Donald Trump and I am remembering this for no reason in particular
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Israel has a street named after Donald Trump and I am remembering this for no reason in particular
My favorite relic of the 2010s is the (DJ set) caveat on festival lineups. It meant you were about to see that act use Stumbleupon for an hour while a playlist ran and were contractually obligated to yell "MAKE SOME NOISE" at least 3x.
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
My favorite relic of the 2010s is the (DJ set) caveat on festival lineups. It meant you were about to see that act use Stumbleupon for an hour while a playlist ran and were contractually obligated to yell "MAKE SOME NOISE" at least 3x.
Put him on a team with Jungle Boy and call it Shaq Perry
Tony Khan: I Would Love To Get Shaq Back In The Ring
Tony Khan: I Would Love To Get Shaq Back In The Ring - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
Tony Khan says he would love to get Shaq back in the ring.
www.fightful.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Put him on a team with Jungle Boy and call it Shaq Perry
Ok ok ok hear me out:
1000-year mortgage
1000-year mortgage
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Ok ok ok hear me out:
1000-year mortgage
1000-year mortgage
In 2016 Hillary Clinton announced her running mate was Tim Kaine, a pro-life Democrat who just voted to quadruple Healthcare costs for over 15 million Americans. To this day it remains a mystery why she lost.
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
In 2016 Hillary Clinton announced her running mate was Tim Kaine, a pro-life Democrat who just voted to quadruple Healthcare costs for over 15 million Americans. To this day it remains a mystery why she lost.
Star Wars stans have been actively whitewashing the prequels to spite the most recent trilogy and it's so fucking funny
God its so insane anakin admits to slaughtering a bunch of kids and it’s just a non factor for padme
November 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Star Wars stans have been actively whitewashing the prequels to spite the most recent trilogy and it's so fucking funny