@zerosuitbae.bsky.social
Wassup. I like cool shit. Don’t bother me. 🏳️🌈. 🇵🇸.
I’d let him come over and set my gun on the table….but that’s just me tho.
My 16 year old niece is dating a 20 something year old and trying to bring him to my house for Thanksgiving
NO!
So I know she not gonna come which makes me sad AF
And I can't go too hard because you can't tell nobody how to raise they kids
BUT NO!
NO!
So I know she not gonna come which makes me sad AF
And I can't go too hard because you can't tell nobody how to raise they kids
BUT NO!
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I’d let him come over and set my gun on the table….but that’s just me tho.
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Yep I had to work on it alot. Being right is not a reason to be rude. and no one will listen to you they just remember you are rude as hell
Tone and diction is so important. I want folks to understand communication is key and how you speak to people determines a whole lot of things moving forward.
I don't want to tussle, but I want to have a convo about the very real importance of "Soft Skills" in the workplace. I am watching someone get zipped UP in an email because she continuously comes in hot for no reason. Sometimes she's right sometimes not but its all in how you communicate
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Yep I had to work on it alot. Being right is not a reason to be rude. and no one will listen to you they just remember you are rude as hell
Oh……sorry.
If you say planTAIN. Instead of plantin. Go to hell
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Oh……sorry.
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I’m a (deep) southerner so let’s get on with it.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I’m a (deep) southerner so let’s get on with it.
ME. EYE DO.
Who tf drink rootbeer
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
ME. EYE DO.
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Driving two hours is wild on her part but the restaurant wait is deeply annoying because THEY TAKE RESERVATIONS?!
Watched a TikTok last night where this woman drove almost two hours to meet a man for a date and the restaurant wait was over 40 minutes so they had to find something else to do because he never made reservations. IKYFL anywhere over 30 minutes is crazy… matter of fact send me a car. #strict101
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Driving two hours is wild on her part but the restaurant wait is deeply annoying because THEY TAKE RESERVATIONS?!
“Thanksgiving Porch Haint” LMMMAAAOOOOO YO
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
“Thanksgiving Porch Haint” LMMMAAAOOOOO YO
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Ahhh I see the Legend of the Thanksgiving Porch Haint is being told. You can smell the cranberries in the air!
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Ahhh I see the Legend of the Thanksgiving Porch Haint is being told. You can smell the cranberries in the air!
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That man said his whife's brother used his birthday wish to ask the parents to let him come inside and they still said no LMFAOOOOOO
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
That man said his whife's brother used his birthday wish to ask the parents to let him come inside and they still said no LMFAOOOOOO
LMFAOOOOO!!!
Can Elon come in?
Ruin Thanksgiving in four words: ___ ___ ___ ___
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
LMFAOOOOO!!!
I know that smells ✨astounding✨
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I know that smells ✨astounding✨
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Some Ermac type demon that houses all of the Native American souls that white people fucked over. Just plotting its revenge
The Appalachians are OLD there’s definitely some shit we don’t understand lurking around in them mountains
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Some Ermac type demon that houses all of the Native American souls that white people fucked over. Just plotting its revenge
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I do not play around with the Appalachians, Louisiana bayous, or the waters around Charleston.
Those caves? Those ancient trees & murky depths?
If you’ve ever stood outside in pitch black country dark on a moonless night, you get it.
Those caves? Those ancient trees & murky depths?
If you’ve ever stood outside in pitch black country dark on a moonless night, you get it.
The Appalachians are OLD there’s definitely some shit we don’t understand lurking around in them mountains
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I do not play around with the Appalachians, Louisiana bayous, or the waters around Charleston.
Those caves? Those ancient trees & murky depths?
If you’ve ever stood outside in pitch black country dark on a moonless night, you get it.
Those caves? Those ancient trees & murky depths?
If you’ve ever stood outside in pitch black country dark on a moonless night, you get it.
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People are so dramatic. You can say “Damn the current state of policing does more harm than good. Maybe we should abolish/defund it” and someone will pop up like “YOU JUST WANT CRIMINALS TO RUN WILD?!”
No one said that you fucking anchovy.
No one said that you fucking anchovy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
People are so dramatic. You can say “Damn the current state of policing does more harm than good. Maybe we should abolish/defund it” and someone will pop up like “YOU JUST WANT CRIMINALS TO RUN WILD?!”
No one said that you fucking anchovy.
No one said that you fucking anchovy.
The Appalachians are OLD there’s definitely some shit we don’t understand lurking around in them mountains
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The Appalachians are OLD there’s definitely some shit we don’t understand lurking around in them mountains
There’s definitely something out there. You couldn’t pay me to be out there at night.
See? West Virginia is a portal to hell. Prove me wrong.
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
There’s definitely something out there. You couldn’t pay me to be out there at night.
When it comes to nature and scenery West Virginia is beautiful. I’ll be damned if I stop for gas in that mf tho.
States that scare me even though I've never been to them and also probably can't find them on a map in under 60 seconds:
1. West Virginia
2. Connecticut
3. Rhode Island
4. Iowa
5. Oregon
6. Oklahoma
7. Arkansas
8. Wyoming
1. West Virginia
2. Connecticut
3. Rhode Island
4. Iowa
5. Oregon
6. Oklahoma
7. Arkansas
8. Wyoming
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
When it comes to nature and scenery West Virginia is beautiful. I’ll be damned if I stop for gas in that mf tho.
A nice lil joint and a cup of hot tea will change your day for the better. I love tea 😭
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
A nice lil joint and a cup of hot tea will change your day for the better. I love tea 😭
Right now it’s blueberry sage + peppermint. During the summer months it was a ginseng, Apple and mint tea.
11. Tea lovers, what is your favorite flavor of tea?
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Right now it’s blueberry sage + peppermint. During the summer months it was a ginseng, Apple and mint tea.
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Not my first but I was at Ross. Worst job I’ve ever had.
What Retail store yall worked at? (Feel like that was everyone’s first job)
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Not my first but I was at Ross. Worst job I’ve ever had.
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If you can't correct without offending, you'll never truly teach others.
If you can’t be corrected without getting offended, you will never grow in life!
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
If you can't correct without offending, you'll never truly teach others.
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wake, bake, make sumn shake 💨
a cartoon dog with a black spot on its ear is standing on a yellow surface .
Alt: a cartoon dog with a black spot on its ear is standing on a yellow surface dancing
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
wake, bake, make sumn shake 💨
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Sometimes when people reply/quote my posts I wanna answer “What the fuck does that have to do with what I said?” but then I remember I have the option to just move on lmao somebody might understand it, it just won’t be me
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Sometimes when people reply/quote my posts I wanna answer “What the fuck does that have to do with what I said?” but then I remember I have the option to just move on lmao somebody might understand it, it just won’t be me