@zerosuitbae.bsky.social
Wassup. I like cool shit. Don’t bother me. 🏳️🌈. 🇵🇸.
My cat insists on laying in the middle of the bed 😭😭😭 I have to contort myself around him
February 9, 2026 at 5:01 AM
My cat insists on laying in the middle of the bed 😭😭😭 I have to contort myself around him
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What the fuck is that
A Super Bowl treat - the LX Hammer Burger. Serves 4. $180.
A cheeseburger, bone-in braised beef shank, roasted mirepoix demi-glaze, bleu cheese fondue on a brioche bun.
A cheeseburger, bone-in braised beef shank, roasted mirepoix demi-glaze, bleu cheese fondue on a brioche bun.
February 9, 2026 at 4:53 AM
What the fuck is that
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Tomorrow is a great day to rip the Ring cameras off your house and smash them with hammers.
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Tomorrow is a great day to rip the Ring cameras off your house and smash them with hammers.
Yes I watched it like 50 times 😭
Did anyone see Megan on IG in the white and black dress for Klay’s birthday? Lawd have mercy she wearing the hell out of it
February 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Yes I watched it like 50 times 😭
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Baby the police cars are waiting out back
I know Diggs at the locker right now like:
February 9, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Baby the police cars are waiting out back
Well…how was the game?
February 9, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Well…how was the game?
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god take all my suffering nd give it to Jake Paul
February 9, 2026 at 2:04 AM
god take all my suffering nd give it to Jake Paul
LMFAOOOOOO
February 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
LMFAOOOOOO
Damn that mf clean.
Totally forgot!!! Usher pulled up to the 2026 #OlympicOpeningCeremony wearing the Polo Ralph Lauren Team USA 2026 Shearling Jacket
February 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Damn that mf clean.
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Niggas be well into their 30s still being mean to women. Brother, you are going to DIE ALONE!
February 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Niggas be well into their 30s still being mean to women. Brother, you are going to DIE ALONE!
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That canceled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about.
February 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
That canceled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about.
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Nigga had to change to the number pad to say nigga 🤣🤣🤣
Y’all ni99as that’s commenting with y’all mentions off can STFU!
February 8, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Nigga had to change to the number pad to say nigga 🤣🤣🤣
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This is a Project Pat Stan account
February 3, 2026 at 6:26 PM
This is a Project Pat Stan account
Oh… I was gonna say a box Chevy
What’s the blackest car you can possibly drive and why is it a Chrysler 300?
February 8, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Oh… I was gonna say a box Chevy
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Y’all always say this…meanwhile the back of that phone hot as fuck 😭😭😭
What y’all gone be mad at is idgaf about what none of y’all say and y’all bout to be talking to yourselves have fun😂😂😂
February 8, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Y’all always say this…meanwhile the back of that phone hot as fuck 😭😭😭
Omfg
This half of Pastrami sandwich gonna hold me over till game time
February 8, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Omfg
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I’m peggin that man at the back of the bus!
February 8, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I’m peggin that man at the back of the bus!
LMFAO?
February 8, 2026 at 5:23 AM
LMFAO?
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black history month, childhood edition🥹
February 8, 2026 at 5:10 AM
black history month, childhood edition🥹
My cat will be a menace all damn day then wanna lay on top of me and purr like a diesel engine when it’s time for bed 🤨😒
February 8, 2026 at 5:08 AM
My cat will be a menace all damn day then wanna lay on top of me and purr like a diesel engine when it’s time for bed 🤨😒
LMFAOOOOOO
guys. the kid rock performance is uh. well it’s exactly what you’d expect
February 8, 2026 at 3:40 AM
LMFAOOOOOO
LMFAOO!
And I bet that nigga still hasn’t opened up a book
February 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
LMFAOO!