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zjo
@zjofierose.bsky.social
she/her, multifandom, plenty old enough to know better. one of those weirdo religious folk. queer as in fuck you. 🏳️‍🌈🩷💜💙 ⊙⊝⊜
@zjofierose
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- zjo, zjofierose on AO3/tumblr
- 40+
- rapline bias, OT7💜
- multifandom account
- also lots of IRL chatter 😂
- this is my safe fandom escape space, so i do not RT or engage w politics stuff here almost ever
- with the exception of Fuck AI posts
- always down to make new friends!
Seems like we're getting lots of new faces in borasky with the impending comeback/tour. Let me introduce myself!

-I'm audge
-yoonkook biased, taejoon wreckers, ot7 fiveva
-often nsfw
-an armpit sommelier
-reads/writes/reposts fanfic
-supports/reposts fanart
-multifan
-fair amount of nonfan posts
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February 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
ok. start the laundry. put away the groceries. drink water and touch up nails and read book.
February 1, 2026 at 10:41 PM
sapphic pirate/empress plug 😍
Space piracy, sapphic love, and saucy shenanigans... Daisy Fairchild's story WHAT THE EMPRESS WANTS has it all. Read the whole thing tonight: mybook.to/Btw0 #sapphicsunday
February 1, 2026 at 10:04 PM
pro-tip for a long-term relationship: only comment on your partner’s driving or parking skills when they are about to cause imminent harm to the vehicle or a living being. otherwise, you are merely existing in a bubble that is mysteriously moving, observing nothing, saying nothing. 🙈🙊
February 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
oh, the anxiety wants to be high today, huh? no, je refuse. none of the things stressing me out are actually important. it’s a beautiful weekend day, and my brain is not going to suck the joy out of it, gdi.
February 1, 2026 at 5:12 PM
…ow. glad my tetanus shot is current. 😅🥲😌
February 1, 2026 at 2:18 AM
me: “i’m getting a little too facedown in fandom, i should go check my IRL bsky account more”

my IRL bsky acct: “🔥🔥💀🗡️🗡️🧨💣🔪🧱❄️💥🔥☄️🔥🔥🔥”

me: “…nevermind. 🖖💜🎶”
January 31, 2026 at 8:07 PM
ok self. we’re gonna stand up. we’re gonna go put clothes on and wash our face. then we’re gonna go deal with that email that was stressing you out so much you kept dreaming about it. then we’re gonna do the announcement email, sort and start the laundry, do the dishes, and make lunch. 1, 2, 3, go.
a man in a suit says let 's go in a speech bubble
ALT: a man in a suit says let 's go in a speech bubble
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 5:56 PM
man, this “name five classes you took in college” like, first of all, they were like “french 401” or whatever, not fun names, and second of all, you think i remember class names from 20+ years ago?? i can tell you i took like, “biology” or “statistics” but i do NOT remember what they were called LOL
January 31, 2026 at 5:17 AM
went running again, plz clap. i am still slow AF, but i am getting slightly less slow AF and for slightly longer periods, so yanno.
January 31, 2026 at 2:46 AM
middle age is tweaking your back when you sneeze 😑
January 30, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Reposted by zjo
❄📘🌈 A wintery tale of loneliness turning into love: Whoever Brought Me Here by Augusta Connor, a historical MM romance where there's only one bed!

Get yours here: mybook.to/pTP9q4
January 30, 2026 at 11:01 PM
ok. it has felt like a long week. i have a blissful day of writing and laundry in front of me tomorrow, but i need to get there. don’t wanna just fritter today away, i want to actually focus and get things crossed off my list so i don’t have things hanging over my head all weekend. hold my hand? 🥺
January 30, 2026 at 4:48 PM
back at it
January 30, 2026 at 4:14 AM
thinking tiny grumpy thoughts about the idea of dressing to match the vinyls when the colors are purple, pink, two very similar reds, cream, silver, and CLEAR 🤣🤣🤣 like, come on, my kingdom for a blue or an orange or a green or a yellow, like the rap line colors aren’t even real colors be so fr 😭😭😭😭
January 30, 2026 at 12:40 AM
oh boy are the executives not functioning. 😅 but we persevere
ok. it is thursday, and i am very sleepy. but i am going to be productive this afternoon because i will be able to go into the weekend happier and less stressed if i do things now instead of flopping around ignoring stuff.
January 29, 2026 at 11:06 PM
ok. it is thursday, and i am very sleepy. but i am going to be productive this afternoon because i will be able to go into the weekend happier and less stressed if i do things now instead of flopping around ignoring stuff.
January 29, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Reposted by zjo
dunno which lil sole proprietors [ARTISTS AND MUSICIANS] need to hear this but

remember that you have to mail 1099-NEC's by Jan 31 to anybody you paid over $600 to in the last calendar year

and if you are late sending them, the fines are much larger as of this year

call in your W9's guys
January 29, 2026 at 7:13 PM
alright, my nails went from looking just fine to looking like utter trash in the last day or two. what color should i paint them tomorrow?
January 29, 2026 at 4:49 PM
five jobs i’ve had:

life drawing model
phone survey person
hotel cleaner
fast food worker
nanny
Five jobs I’ve had:

Life Drawing Model
Background Artist
Game Designer
QA Game Tester
Test Engineer
Five jobs I’ve had:

Waitress
Camp Counselor
Program Assistant
Youth Director
Director of Faith Formation
January 29, 2026 at 4:55 AM
oooooohhh this is just gonna be tough, isn’t it.
January 29, 2026 at 2:58 AM
this is a fiddly complaint, but it would be nice if there were a way on the bcd app to note if you were open to receiving duplicate cards or not — i always err on the side of not sending them, but i know some folks don’t care, so it would be nice to just be able to see it while sending trades.
January 28, 2026 at 10:39 PM
so frustrating when i’m trying to trade bcd cards but the site is slow, and i get all excited that someone doesn’t have one of my duplicates and i pick out what i want from them and i get all ready to push the trade button… and *then* that little yellow bar pops up :sob: :sob: :sob:
January 28, 2026 at 4:56 PM
istg every time i try to solve a technical problem, it grows legs to get more complicated. whyyyyy does everything technological gotta be 8 different kinds of overly involved???
January 28, 2026 at 6:15 AM
i am grateful that it is no longer dark at 4:30 in the afternoon. i am. however given it is full dark at 10 past six, i do still feel like there is significant room for improvement. 🥲😑
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 AM