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I like olives. She\her.
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lesliewalden.bsky.social
I couldn’t get mom to go to bed yet so I’m just going to sleep on her here!
Hemi the black and white cat curled up and sleeping with his noggin on my ankle. That really can’t be comfortable. I just love the peek of pink belly showing under his white floof.
January 14, 2026 at 6:17 AM
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Vivid Sex Dream About Steely McBeam Again https://theonion.com/vivid-sex-dream-about-steely-mcbeam-again/
Vivid Sex Dream About Steely McBeam Again
January 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social
Show: Sonic Boom
Language: Portuguese
Country: Brazil
January 14, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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dailybunnies.bsky.social
Two bunnies snuggle close on a beige sofa. The left one is brown, the right one is white with black markings.
January 14, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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theonion.com
Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man
Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man
January 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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sonic-official.bsky.social
Some handy tips on how to have the best multiplayer experience in Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds!
Two panel comic illustrating "How to Play Local Multiplayer". The first panel shows Sonic casually playing a game with Shadow alongside the text, "DO: Lose gracefully." The second panel shows Shadow smirking as he lights Sonic's couch on fire alongside the text, "DO NOT: Burn the couch." Two panel comic illustrating "How to Play Local Multiplayer". The first panel shows Sonic casually playing a game with Shadow on a couch while shouting, "It's Slime Time!" alongside the text, "DO: Use items in game." The second panel shows Sonic mischievously smearing green slime on Shadow's annoyed face while saying, "IT'S SLIME TIME!" alongside the text, "DO NOT: Use items 'IRL'." Two panel comic illustrating "How to Play Local Multiplayer". The first panel shows Sonic casually playing a game with Shadow on a couch while shouting, "It's Slime Time!" alongside the text, "DO: Use items in game." The second panel shows Sonic mischievously smearing green slime on Shadow's annoyed face alongside the text, "DO NOT: Use items 'IRL'."
January 14, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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theonion.com
God Admits Imitation Crab Tastes Just As Good https://theonion.com/god-admits-imitation-crab-tastes-just-as-good/
God Admits Imitation Crab Tastes Just As Good
January 14, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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hard-drive.net
Six-Armed Image of Goro Clearly AI Generated

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Six-Armed Image of Goro Clearly AI Generated - Hard Drive
BOSTON — An image of Mortal Kombat Shokan sub-boss Goro returned by a Google search must have been AI-generated, sources report. “This... Read the full masterpiece
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January 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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erininthemorning.com
1. A few days ago, we reported that New Jersey Democrats were running out of time to pass their trans shield/sanctuary bill.

Sadly, it would appear New Jersey Dems failed to do so, making them one of the only blue states without such protections.

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New Jersey Remains Among Last Blue States Without Trans Shield Law As Democrats Punt To Next Session
There’s a new governor, a new legislature, and a new call to action. Will New Jersey lawmakers finally protect trans kids’ care?
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January 14, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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palmtungsten.bsky.social
Don't let the 2004 fake dilbert house 3D render distract you from the fact that Scott Adams actual house also has a Dilbert tower
Joke 3D render made for the Dilbert Website in 2004 depicting Dilbert’s Ultimate House (or D.U.H for short) Dilbert creator Scott Adams actual house, featuring a much more subtle version of the Dilbert tower
January 13, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars
January 14, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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stereoproject.bsky.social
been thinking about this post all fuckin day
Chud toddler: Ewww broccoli yucky 🤢🤢 Me: LMAO filtered by kino. Food doesn't have to be fun btw. Look up "theatre of cruelty".
January 14, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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gailsimone.bsky.social
One of the shitty things about the racist and anti-lgbtq extremist direction of this administration (and all those like them) is people and corporations quit celebrating, or even supporting, marginalized people to avoid 'trouble.'

Fuck trouble. Fuck bigots.

Raise your voice.
January 14, 2026 at 12:05 PM
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thecongressman.bsky.social
Call your reps, tell them to PROTECT section 230, and do not vote to repeal it. If it is removed, it will be the end of the free speech on the internet
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Posted by Sen Graham on Twitter, calling for a week in February “dedicated to advancing legislation that protects children from online threats and tackling the Section 230 crisis once and for all.” 10% of the senate sponsors the S230 repeal bill
Anited States Scate WASHINGTON, DC 20510 December 19, 2025 The Honorable John Thune Majority Leader United States Senate Washington, D.C. 20510 The Honorable Charles Schumer Minority Leader United States Senate Washington, D.C. 20510 Dear Leader Thune and Minority Leader Schumer, On February 8, 1996, the Telecommunications Act of 1996 was enacted. Included within this legislation was the Communications Decency Act and the now-notorious Section 230. What was originally passed with the goal of helping the emerging Internet industry as our nation approached a new century has since been interpreted to shield big tech companies from accountability for an ever-expanding variety of online harms. As we approach the 30-year anniversary of Section 230, we must pause and reflect on where this law has led us as a nation and how it has affected the American people. Because of Section 230, America's children are being sexually groomed and extorted online; predators are creating and distributing Al-generated deepfake pornography; drug traffickers are selling fentanyl-laced pills to teenagers; young people's anxieties, stresses, and body image issues are exploited; and terrorist organizations and foreign governments are targeting vulnerable individuals for recrutment and exploitation. And to make matters worse, Section 230 prevents these victims and their families from ever having their day in court. Practically speaking, there is no regulatory agency overseeing social media that could provide meaningful relief to abused consumers. The combination of having the courthouse door locked and no real regulatory body to protect consumers is harmful to America and it must come to an end. The time for accountability is now. Few issues have generated more bipartisan consensus in this body than confronting the Section 230 problem. Indeed, there are few issues as important for Congress to confront than the escalating threat of online harms to Americans, especially America's children. As a res…
December 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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thesix.bsky.social
Dogbert superimposed over Seymour, the dog waiting for Fry in the episode of Futurama that makes people cry.
January 14, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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automatonwest.bsky.social
Japan gets new Pixiv-like social media platform for artists that strictly bans AI-generated images. Creators can authenticate work as hand-drawn

Tegaki has attracted over 5,000 users on its first day, and it comes with an English version
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Japan gets new Pixiv-like social media platform for artists that strictly bans AI-generated images. Creators can authenticate work as hand-drawn  - AUTOMATON WEST
TEGAKI is a new social media platform for artists with an integrated authentication system and commissions.
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January 14, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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Doomed Rabbit To Teach 8-Year-Old About Responsibility https://theonion.com/doomed-rabbit-to-teach-8-year-old-about-responsibility-1819574501/
Doomed Rabbit To Teach 8-Year-Old About Responsibility
January 14, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Girlfriend's Dad Pretty Hot
Girlfriend's Dad Pretty Hot
January 14, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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gazchap.com
She adores this, right up until the point that she squeezes it a little *too* hard and it starts flopping around all over the shop, at which point she shits her proverbial pants and hides under the bed 😂
A photo of my cat, Ripley, a British Blue Shorthair. She is lying on my bed, clutching a big floppy fish cat toy.
January 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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aliendeluxe.bsky.social
I get that no one will be surprised, but I’m sharing it anyway because I think it’s hilarious. I was thinking about typing “Loud House No Such Luck” cuz I wanted to predict what the search suggestions were, and surprise, surprise, this is what the search recommendations immediately showed 💀
January 14, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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commandersterling.bsky.social
If history cares enough to look back at the nerdzis’ obsessive hatred of Sweet Baby, history will be utterly baffled by such an embarrassing grudge.

It might be the stupidest of all their manufactured outrages, one of the most clear cut examples of them getting mad at their own imaginations.
January 14, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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dailybunnies.bsky.social
A large brown bunny is resting on a smaller white one.
January 14, 2026 at 10:28 AM
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stereogum.com
Bandcamp bans AI music
Bandcamp Bans AI Music
AI music has become a big problem on streaming services. Remember the Velvet Sundown, the AI-generated psych-rock band from last year with hundreds of thousands of Spotify streams? Remember bands gett...
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January 14, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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alyossan.art
If I was this baby I would be so mad they made me miss out on the PS2 era
November 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-t...
January 13, 2026 at 10:10 PM