Zaney
@zrosettastoned.bsky.social
Shh... no one tell Elon we're all over here now.
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For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. H. L. MENCKEN
February 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. H. L. MENCKEN
Places my hand on your chest to feel your heart beat. An errant finger rubs your nipple. Your heart beat increases... 😛
December 29, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Places my hand on your chest to feel your heart beat. An errant finger rubs your nipple. Your heart beat increases... 😛
So, he's the messiah and a very naughty boy?
December 24, 2024 at 10:30 PM
So, he's the messiah and a very naughty boy?
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'Tis the season! 😆
December 24, 2024 at 3:20 PM
'Tis the season! 😆
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Fox closed her eyes, felt the cold on her face
She smiled at the darkness, lost in winter's brace
Solstice had come, the promise of more light
Nature's cycle was done by end of this night
She wished all souls love with the return of the sun
and #SolsticeBlessings for everyone
She smiled at the darkness, lost in winter's brace
Solstice had come, the promise of more light
Nature's cycle was done by end of this night
She wished all souls love with the return of the sun
and #SolsticeBlessings for everyone
December 21, 2024 at 9:49 AM
Fox closed her eyes, felt the cold on her face
She smiled at the darkness, lost in winter's brace
Solstice had come, the promise of more light
Nature's cycle was done by end of this night
She wished all souls love with the return of the sun
and #SolsticeBlessings for everyone
She smiled at the darkness, lost in winter's brace
Solstice had come, the promise of more light
Nature's cycle was done by end of this night
She wished all souls love with the return of the sun
and #SolsticeBlessings for everyone
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if I had billions of dollars I would do cool things like revive Wishbone and fund a Muppet film adaptation of Murder on the Orient Express with Daniel Craig doing a silly Belgian accent
December 14, 2024 at 7:49 PM
if I had billions of dollars I would do cool things like revive Wishbone and fund a Muppet film adaptation of Murder on the Orient Express with Daniel Craig doing a silly Belgian accent
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Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.
December 14, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.
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Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning
December 13, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning
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One good thing about self-checkout is it never asks me what kind of party I'm having when I ring up $115 worth of cheese I’ve just bought for myself. If you must know, I'm having an “I'm an adult and nobody can tell me how much cheese I can buy for myself" party and it's gonna be totally awesome
December 12, 2024 at 8:47 PM
One good thing about self-checkout is it never asks me what kind of party I'm having when I ring up $115 worth of cheese I’ve just bought for myself. If you must know, I'm having an “I'm an adult and nobody can tell me how much cheese I can buy for myself" party and it's gonna be totally awesome
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Hardly a bad day with you around, sir... 😏
December 12, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Hardly a bad day with you around, sir... 😏
I told you the train was arriving late 😛
December 12, 2024 at 2:44 AM
I told you the train was arriving late 😛
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If someone said ‘Hey, I’ve got a portable Time Machine that will transport you to a place and time entirely new to you and yet you will feel completely connected to it - and it only costs £8.99 for a return trip’ - you’d bite their hand off to have a go.
In other news: buy a book!
In other news: buy a book!
December 10, 2024 at 5:06 PM
If someone said ‘Hey, I’ve got a portable Time Machine that will transport you to a place and time entirely new to you and yet you will feel completely connected to it - and it only costs £8.99 for a return trip’ - you’d bite their hand off to have a go.
In other news: buy a book!
In other news: buy a book!
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Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
December 10, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
Beautiful artist and artistry 🥰
!Announcing my first ART GIVEAWAY!
To have a chance at winning this drawing, just repost this image before Monday 16th December. I’ll pick the winner at random, and then mail them the drawing :)
To have a chance at winning this drawing, just repost this image before Monday 16th December. I’ll pick the winner at random, and then mail them the drawing :)
December 11, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Beautiful artist and artistry 🥰
What...? I have eclectic tastes #spotifywrapped
December 10, 2024 at 2:39 AM
What...? I have eclectic tastes #spotifywrapped
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Guns are the leading cause of death of children and teens in the United States.
I wish the establishment cared as much about their lives as they do CEOs.
I wish the establishment cared as much about their lives as they do CEOs.
December 10, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Guns are the leading cause of death of children and teens in the United States.
I wish the establishment cared as much about their lives as they do CEOs.
I wish the establishment cared as much about their lives as they do CEOs.
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A gameshow like “Is it cake?” but instead it’s called “It IS cake” and it’s just people showing me different cakes that look like regular cakes and then we eat those cakes and everybody wins and that’s the show
December 10, 2024 at 1:31 AM
A gameshow like “Is it cake?” but instead it’s called “It IS cake” and it’s just people showing me different cakes that look like regular cakes and then we eat those cakes and everybody wins and that’s the show