Fucker of all time
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Who are you? Who wants to know?
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His suffering is endless. He was warned, of course,but the warning came too late, so long ago, the stairs seem to have no end... he has forgotten his friends. He has forgotten his name. He has forgotten the weird stank of the subway sandwich vent. All he knows now is the stairs. It keeps happening.
December 8, 2024 at 4:50 AM
His suffering is endless. He was warned, of course,but the warning came too late, so long ago, the stairs seem to have no end... he has forgotten his friends. He has forgotten his name. He has forgotten the weird stank of the subway sandwich vent. All he knows now is the stairs. It keeps happening.
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on hold for a specialty tool guy and the hold music cuts out every few seconds in a different place each loop making it sound like the call got through. crawling darkly screaming walking twisted walking ashore attacking regardlss of targert
January 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
on hold for a specialty tool guy and the hold music cuts out every few seconds in a different place each loop making it sound like the call got through. crawling darkly screaming walking twisted walking ashore attacking regardlss of targert
charging my ult (afternoon coffee)
January 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
charging my ult (afternoon coffee)
going to go hang out in a confined space with all of my favorite pressure vessels
January 2, 2026 at 4:05 PM
going to go hang out in a confined space with all of my favorite pressure vessels
deepening my stance
January 2, 2026 at 3:59 PM
deepening my stance
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an egyptian trying to ask his wife about going on a walk in front of their excitable dog but having to spell it out because he knows that word: honey, would you like to go on a kneeling man-heron with wings raised-scarab-standing man-barley?
July 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
an egyptian trying to ask his wife about going on a walk in front of their excitable dog but having to spell it out because he knows that word: honey, would you like to go on a kneeling man-heron with wings raised-scarab-standing man-barley?
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me at work makin the stuff
Walk the streets of the deep. Breathe in the smell of the great secrets! There is a skillful bronze here to beckon to all others!
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
me at work makin the stuff
xfiles is crazy cause it takes the stance that yeah theres aliens and govenrment coverups an shit but at the end of the day its just the one guy. he killed jfk too btw it was him the whole time
January 2, 2026 at 6:55 AM
xfiles is crazy cause it takes the stance that yeah theres aliens and govenrment coverups an shit but at the end of the day its just the one guy. he killed jfk too btw it was him the whole time
honestly? good odds it happens this year
January 1, 2026 at 6:08 PM
honestly? good odds it happens this year
huge fuckin pamkcake
January 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
huge fuckin pamkcake
fuck yeat time to becom processed meat prducts
January 1, 2026 at 3:24 AM
fuck yeat time to becom processed meat prducts
im not allowed to say my new years resolution on the internet
January 1, 2026 at 12:09 AM
im not allowed to say my new years resolution on the internet
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It is, how you say, Duc Núkem 64
December 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
It is, how you say, Duc Núkem 64
God made men 😇
my three bar special giga beam attack made them equal 🤠😈
my three bar special giga beam attack made them equal 🤠😈
December 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
God made men 😇
my three bar special giga beam attack made them equal 🤠😈
my three bar special giga beam attack made them equal 🤠😈
gaming setup in the cold ass basement so i made myself a Potion. couple packets of "Instant Ginger Drink" and some Fireball later and god damn if that shit didnt work
December 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
gaming setup in the cold ass basement so i made myself a Potion. couple packets of "Instant Ginger Drink" and some Fireball later and god damn if that shit didnt work
been busy kicking at different heights
Need to learn to kick like this. I feel like a lot of my problems could be solved if I could just kick really high.
this is so jackie chan coded
December 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
been busy kicking at different heights
bacone. mushcemrooms. eggs. the unbeatble combinateon
December 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
bacone. mushcemrooms. eggs. the unbeatble combinateon
had a nit to drink last nigt ang the coffee this monring is filleing me with a mysterious and ancient powre
December 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
had a nit to drink last nigt ang the coffee this monring is filleing me with a mysterious and ancient powre
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All to and no fro makes jack a dull boy
December 28, 2025 at 8:29 AM
All to and no fro makes jack a dull boy
crawling violently
December 28, 2025 at 7:58 AM
crawling violently
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casting hidden body to confuse the shadow people
December 28, 2025 at 7:11 AM
casting hidden body to confuse the shadow people
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they're calling me tom scott the way I be at a location
December 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
they're calling me tom scott the way I be at a location
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
been busy learning to rotate in such a way that you cant really tell if im going clockwise or counterclockwise and if you concentrate you can kinda switch the direction it looks like im going in
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
been busy learning to rotate in such a way that you cant really tell if im going clockwise or counterclockwise and if you concentrate you can kinda switch the direction it looks like im going in