🐶Growing up too fast

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THIS IS HUGE! A cancer vaccine developed by Yale University and DFCI shows MAJOR promise. Results of an early-phase trial reveal ALL patients with ADVANCED stage kidney cancer had successful anti-cancer immune responses AND have remained CANCER-FREE approximately THREE years after treatment. 🧪🧵⬇️

Old friend just laid off by USDA, 1 mos short of his probationary period as senior researcher. Brilliant person who left a tenured faculty position several yrs ago to join USDA. Bright early-career researchers also being laid off. USDA is terminating a generation of highly-qualified scientists.

Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist

THIS IS IT. The special general elections for Florida’s 1st & 6th Congressional Districts are on APRIL 1, 2025. If we flip these seats, we can STOP Project 2025. No excuses! Mark your calendars! Show up!

i am going to make a movie about a girl who kills a president and all his henchmen by luring them into isolated spots seductively and then punches them in the nuts so hard they die.

she is never caught.

Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?

Running on caffine, dry shampoo, and like 4 hours of sleep this finals week

[trying to talk to a server while going out socially for the first time in several months] Hrm, methinks I’m feeling a bit peckish indeed … and mayhaps I shall partake in an, ahem, shall we say, “adult beverage?” Squee!!!

i still can’t believe they bought that freakin zoo

High key thought everyone would be gone when the keanu reeves book sold out. My store isn't even having that good of a sale, what are yall still doing here 😭

Why the hell does Dandadan actually have me crying in the club