they’re saying i’m not brave enough to get a slice of ice cream cake out of the freezer, eat it, immediately get a tummy ache, and then complain to my wife about it all night. that’s because they don’t know me.

Merry Christmas @murderxbryan.bsky.social

Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing

is this true

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The satisfaction you get from updating a menu item in Dave the Diver is just 🤙

Yeah that looks right

It's a new century for #Bruins hockey

This album has ZERO skips #HeIsLegend

Needed another place to whine about #PokemonPocket

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I am going to play Advance Wars until the sun comes up please leave me alone

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