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@2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social
He/They 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Autistic, Disabled, Non-binary
Shitposter of little renown. Artist/Writer
https://ko-fi.com/2raccoons1trashcan
Picture of the staff who operates this Bluesky account:
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My goal tonight is to not jump off my bed like I’m escaping an explosion in a 90’s action movie, while still asleep.
December 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Mostly messing around in Autodesk Sketchbook on my phone. My dog does this daily.
December 6, 2025 at 6:57 AM
My reaction to my wife telling me to drink more water instead of soda:
December 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
My boy also has the XL model in case he has defend himself in the zombie apocalypse or something.
December 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Sorry, but I exclusively collect mixing paddles of various colors from ULINE.
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery:
December 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
There’s no reason this can’t be you too, homies! I clicked the box in settings so I can’t post an image unless I use alt text. Writing them literally only takes a moment and you’re being more inclusive. #alttext
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas Party:
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I still think Forbidden Kingdom is extremely underrated.

It’s kind of supposed to be one of those 80’s isekai where the dorky kid is transported to another realm but it came out in 2008. Basically it’s mythological China and they are trying to save the Monkey King.
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I am passing out from too much food. Luna is passing out from my body heat.
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I forget what it’s called when this happens:

Deep Impact vs Armageddon probably being the most famous. Essentially writers shop ideas around and sometimes they end up getting copied in the process.
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Being disabled is weird because I’ll get devastating news about my health and I’ll just be like, “Ha! I was right! You gaslighting mfs!” I’m just relieved that my symptoms are real and I’m finally experiencing validation. It’s not the first time this has happened either.

#disability #disabled
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Whenever my wife wants to go somewhere, I’m like, “I’m bringing Bob.” Bob is my cat. She is like, “They don’t take cats.” So I’m like, “Bob, Muppet-Man?”
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Maya knows she’s funny and sometimes that’s the problem. lol #dogs
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The energy I bring to bsky dot app:
November 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
That’s why every morning I enjoy bird seed from my 75yo neighbor’s feeder while making bird calls in the buff.
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Meanwhile, Bob’s hobby is passive-aggressively ignoring Maya.
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Luna was trying to relax when the dog decided to have zoomies.
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Made a lady bug friend at my MRI. He was friendly. I think it might have been an Asian Ladbug, but IDK. #bugs 🐞
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Luna somehow propped herself up on my cane handle. lol
November 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
2/2) I immediately began yelling for help. No one could hear my screams or me pounding on the wall because my son was having his meltdown in the other room. So I sat in the darkness, defeated.

Eventually, there was silence I yelled and screamed again and my daughter came and turned on the light.
October 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If been watching this for a number of years now. Unhinged Price is best Price.
October 31, 2025 at 12:17 AM
RFK is retracting his statement about Tylenol causing autism after the hour long press conference about it last month. He and Trump essentially claimed it was the root cause of autism, despite mountains of evidence to the contrary. Who could have foreseen a 6 month study didn’t find answers. 🤦‍♂️
October 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM