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He/They 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Autistic, Disabled, Non-binary
Shitposter of little renown. Artist/Writer
https://ko-fi.com/2raccoons1trashcan
My goal tonight is to not jump off my bed like I’m escaping an explosion in a 90’s action movie, while still asleep.
December 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My reaction to my wife telling me to drink more water instead of soda:
December 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Whenever my wife wants to go somewhere, I’m like, “I’m bringing Bob.” Bob is my cat. She is like, “They don’t take cats.” So I’m like, “Bob, Muppet-Man?”
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
2/2) I immediately began yelling for help. No one could hear my screams or me pounding on the wall because my son was having his meltdown in the other room. So I sat in the darkness, defeated.

Eventually, there was silence I yelled and screamed again and my daughter came and turned on the light.
October 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM