We get an extra hour — means I have an extra hour to stay up.

I can’t believe medicine hasn’t come up with a better way to do mammograms. That is some primitive shit right there.

In today’s episode of What Are They Thinking: “If you don’t see a hurricane coming… does it really exist?”

🚨 The Dept of Defense is shutting down its weather satellite program. No more data. No more updates. Meteorologists are scrambling—and we’re heading into peak storm season.

Brilliant timing.

You know you’ve radicalized them when you tell them to go “mimis” and they understand.

They killed Joel WTF

Smash burgers are disrespectful to me. Give me a real fucking patty.

I made all the food I’m eating this weekend from scratch. Please clap

Mark Zuckerberg: I built this platform to give the people a voice
Me: okay but actually you built it to rate how hot the woman at your school were

Little vampire 🧛‍♂️

“Mexico is launching a smartphone app that allows Mexican migrants to warn relatives and instantly alert the nearest consulate if U.S. immigration agents detain them, officials said Friday.”

This is the fastest December in the history of all Decembers.

I need to cancel these streaming services. I don’t watch movies, I scroll through titles until I’m tired.

by the time you’re 40, the amount of people you actually like being around is absolutely no one