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Evil Vampire Dyke 🏳️‍⚧️
Toxic & You love me 💞 :3
Hopelessly attached to physical objects
Sourpuss appreciator
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Heartwarming! this Tgirl's favorite bowl has been COMPLETELY REPAIRED!!!!! NOT SHATTERED ANYMORE!!!
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Don't talk to journalists about DIY HRT.
December 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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TOXIC. YURI. THURSDAY.
December 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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hey guys. what are u talking about
December 13, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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my therapist says i deflect with humour a lot. at least they think im funny!
December 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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i was genuinely crying throwing up for hours the first time i learned that people lie online
December 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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being trans in 2025 is like playing quietly on your game boy in your room not bothering anyone and then your drunk parents kick your door down and start beating the fuck outta you for "ruining the entire family" but all you've done is play game boy in your room without bothering anyone.
December 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Fuck, wait, better post - Christmas? More like Missmas #transgender #girl :)
More like missmas the way I be not going anywhere
December 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
More like missmas the way I be not going anywhere
December 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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you know how the old saying goes: "boss makes a dollar, i make a dollar, everybody makes a dollar. all of our paychecks came in as one dollar. i think the payment processing system is broken"
December 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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you can replace sleep schedule with yuri. but watch out
December 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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"why do u caress her cheek when u kiss?" why does the moon shine from the sun's waning radiance? why bask upon the glistening stars on a clear night? why frolic amidst the shining dew of a blooming field of tantalizing flowers on a peacefully overcast day??
December 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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if frosty the snowman came into my café i could only serve him iced drinks, for ethical reasons
December 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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1 cocktail in at the value village
December 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I may be more than just the social equivalent 😔
I'm like the social equivalent of a chew toy
December 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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*alien practicing speech in the mirror*

"i like...to get fucked...with implements-"

[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE]
December 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I'm like the social equivalent of a chew toy
December 16, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Gnarly by catsbye
Fading into irrelevance… gnarly
December 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
MY FUCKING COUCH????
i'm on the couch that eats you out
December 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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hm you bring a compelling point. im going to go jack off about this
December 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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she’s lezzie hunting
December 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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the two canadian sports, hockey and gay sex
December 12, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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She's gonna kick your butt 🔪
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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ramen will cure me i know it
December 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM