The Dogfather
@451f-dogfather.bsky.social
Bassplayers and drummers are the civil servants of popular music.
“First, do no harm.”
A president should be forbidden to make changes that harm any human being financially, or physically.
Their powers shouldn't exceed the well being of citizens.
No exceptions.
Their powers shouldn't exceed the well being of citizens.
No exceptions.
December 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
“First, do no harm.”
Democracy doesn’t need to be ‘fixed.’ We need to start practicing it again, instead of treating government like a spectator sport.
Politicians are now saying the way to fix democracy is to have less of it. Give all the power to one elected person who can do whatever they want until we try to remove them. Cool. That's not worrying at all.
December 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Democracy doesn’t need to be ‘fixed.’ We need to start practicing it again, instead of treating government like a spectator sport.
Word of Dog
The president doesn’t have a dog, because one whiff and we butt-tuckin’ outta town.
The president doesn’t have a dog, because one whiff and we butt-tuckin’ outta town.
December 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Word of Dog
The president doesn’t have a dog, because one whiff and we butt-tuckin’ outta town.
The president doesn’t have a dog, because one whiff and we butt-tuckin’ outta town.
It’s really hard to be humane when you’re barely human. Katie and Stevie deserve the fate of Ayn Rand.
The largest generation in U.S. history is in their 70s now. And Stephen Miller’s podcaster wife thinks it’s suspicious that there’s a huge surge in home health aides.
December 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It’s really hard to be humane when you’re barely human. Katie and Stevie deserve the fate of Ayn Rand.
Private equity and veterinary medicine don’t jive any better than private equity and human medicine. Putting any kind of healthcare behind a paywall is ca ca del Toro.
Vets don’t take chickens in lieu of payment, either. It would probably cost you at least a goat just to walk in the door, anyway.
Vets don’t take chickens in lieu of payment, either. It would probably cost you at least a goat just to walk in the door, anyway.
December 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Private equity and veterinary medicine don’t jive any better than private equity and human medicine. Putting any kind of healthcare behind a paywall is ca ca del Toro.
Vets don’t take chickens in lieu of payment, either. It would probably cost you at least a goat just to walk in the door, anyway.
Vets don’t take chickens in lieu of payment, either. It would probably cost you at least a goat just to walk in the door, anyway.
“I can see clearly now, the reign is gone …”
— apologies to Johnny Nash
— apologies to Johnny Nash
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
“I can see clearly now, the reign is gone …”
— apologies to Johnny Nash
— apologies to Johnny Nash
Reposted by The Dogfather
Elise tried to join the He-man Woman Haters Club. Spanky don’t play dat shit.
December 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Elise tried to join the He-man Woman Haters Club. Spanky don’t play dat shit.
Christmas is profaned in this asshole’s foul mouth.
December 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Christmas is profaned in this asshole’s foul mouth.
Neither is being poor.
Trump is gross for so many reasons. When you focus on his weight, I see your derision. Not for him, but for fat people.
BEING FAT IS NOT A MORAL FAILING.
BEING FAT IS NOT A MORAL FAILING.
December 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Neither is being poor.
What he said.
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
What he said.
Happy Kwanahannufestimas!
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Happy Kwanahannufestimas!
The Word of Dog
Poverty is not a character flaw; inheritance is not a bootstrap.
December 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The Word of Dog
Reposted by The Dogfather
The US government comprehends what Putin’s doing perfectly well because a lot of our top administrators are working for him.
It’s sleight of mind to ignore the dog that’s sunk its teeth into your ass.
It’s sleight of mind to ignore the dog that’s sunk its teeth into your ass.
December 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The US government comprehends what Putin’s doing perfectly well because a lot of our top administrators are working for him.
It’s sleight of mind to ignore the dog that’s sunk its teeth into your ass.
It’s sleight of mind to ignore the dog that’s sunk its teeth into your ass.
Putin installs an orange leather bag filled with 300 lb. of calf shit in the White House and MAGA blames the rest of us when he starts leaking.
Fu’ dat.
Fu’ dat.
December 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Putin installs an orange leather bag filled with 300 lb. of calf shit in the White House and MAGA blames the rest of us when he starts leaking.
Fu’ dat.
Fu’ dat.
Word.
my dog: so you traded the ability to live outside without clothes for..
me: economic anxiety that's right
me: economic anxiety that's right
December 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Word.
Mamma don’t allow no poor feedin’ here
Mamma don’t allow no poor feedin’ here
(I don’t care what Mamma don’t allow
Imma feed these poor people anyhow)
Mamma can stick that shit in her ear
Mamma don’t allow no poor feedin’ here
(I don’t care what Mamma don’t allow
Imma feed these poor people anyhow)
Mamma can stick that shit in her ear
December 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
American exceptionalism?
December 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
American exceptionalism?
It’s as if Hitler read Ayn Rand.
December 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Great behinds stink alike.
TRUMP IS A DUMBASS. IF YOU SUPPORT HIM, YOU ARE A DUMBASS TOO.
December 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Great behinds stink alike.
Tired of being inexpertly lied to by Dunning-Kruger casualties masquerading as public officials.
December 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Tired of being inexpertly lied to by Dunning-Kruger casualties masquerading as public officials.
If you were to shine a penlight in Sean Duffy’s left ear, would there be a bright spot on the wall to his left, d’ya think?
December 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If you were to shine a penlight in Sean Duffy’s left ear, would there be a bright spot on the wall to his left, d’ya think?
December 9, 2025 at 5:51 AM