Cranky Bitch Sedai
@totallydonna.kitrocha.com
The Donna half of Kit Rocha. Repped by @seyitsme of NYLA. DAUGHTER OF TIDES, now available from Montlake! PROTECT TRANS KIDS!! She/her.
I'll take a livestream, official studio recording, 4k director's cut, and merch.
we are the world but its everybody telling quentin tarantino to shut the fuck up
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I'll take a livestream, official studio recording, 4k director's cut, and merch.
"Keep your ribs interlaced and your spine neutral."
Keep my what WHAT?
Keep my what WHAT?
December 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
"Keep your ribs interlaced and your spine neutral."
Keep my what WHAT?
Keep my what WHAT?
"So, like a horny version of Gift of the Magi" <-- thing I just said about this O'Kane Christmas novella.
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"So, like a horny version of Gift of the Magi" <-- thing I just said about this O'Kane Christmas novella.
...why is it in a T-shirt? George Washington would be having a proper meltdown about being on the soul stealer (AKA camera) in his underwear.
Oh good, Glenn Beck has created an AI George Washington. You will be shocked to learn that the AI George Washington created by Glenn Beck sounds exactly like what would happen if Glenn Beck built an AI George Washington to sound exactly like Glenn Beck.
December 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
...why is it in a T-shirt? George Washington would be having a proper meltdown about being on the soul stealer (AKA camera) in his underwear.
I got suckered into doing one of those introductory meetings with a trainer at my new gym.
A tiny sadist named Kelsey made me do forty squats and forty reverse lunges. Not over, like, the course of three days, either. Just...all at once.
I can't walk.
A tiny sadist named Kelsey made me do forty squats and forty reverse lunges. Not over, like, the course of three days, either. Just...all at once.
I can't walk.
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I got suckered into doing one of those introductory meetings with a trainer at my new gym.
A tiny sadist named Kelsey made me do forty squats and forty reverse lunges. Not over, like, the course of three days, either. Just...all at once.
I can't walk.
A tiny sadist named Kelsey made me do forty squats and forty reverse lunges. Not over, like, the course of three days, either. Just...all at once.
I can't walk.
the fuck did I just read
trying to remember which philosopher/theologian got so mad at the Bishop of London defending the mass bombing of German civilians that he crawled under the table at Cambridge and bit him on the ankle. google isn't helping.
December 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
the fuck did I just read
That asshat mocking a woman isn't against the TOS (???) but I can guarantee that me saying what I think about Aaron Rodericks would be.
yes I just blocked and reported Bluesky's head of Trust & Safety for targeted harassment of a user. Fucking hell on a moldy biscuit.
December 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
That asshat mocking a woman isn't against the TOS (???) but I can guarantee that me saying what I think about Aaron Rodericks would be.
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What. The fuck.
This technically doesn't violate ToS. Okay. Fine.
Who. THE FUCK. Being the head of something called trust and safety. Does something. Like this.
We've got the best community I've ever seen come from a platform, and the most tone deaf arrogant bigot ghouls running it. Disgraceful.
This technically doesn't violate ToS. Okay. Fine.
Who. THE FUCK. Being the head of something called trust and safety. Does something. Like this.
We've got the best community I've ever seen come from a platform, and the most tone deaf arrogant bigot ghouls running it. Disgraceful.
Bluesky’s head of trust & safety responding with a sarcastic image macro to a woman upset her husband was kidnapped by ICE is embarrassingly unprofessional & cruel behavior.
that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
December 8, 2025 at 7:10 AM
What. The fuck.
This technically doesn't violate ToS. Okay. Fine.
Who. THE FUCK. Being the head of something called trust and safety. Does something. Like this.
We've got the best community I've ever seen come from a platform, and the most tone deaf arrogant bigot ghouls running it. Disgraceful.
This technically doesn't violate ToS. Okay. Fine.
Who. THE FUCK. Being the head of something called trust and safety. Does something. Like this.
We've got the best community I've ever seen come from a platform, and the most tone deaf arrogant bigot ghouls running it. Disgraceful.
Maybe this is just stating the obvious, but Rihanna could get it.
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Maybe this is just stating the obvious, but Rihanna could get it.
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I hate the new trend to send emails because you were on someone's website.
If I wanted to be perceived I would shop in person.
If I wanted to be perceived I would shop in person.
December 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I hate the new trend to send emails because you were on someone's website.
If I wanted to be perceived I would shop in person.
If I wanted to be perceived I would shop in person.
Chris Stapleton's music video for Fire Away is a war crime.
December 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Chris Stapleton's music video for Fire Away is a war crime.
Tarantino's been shit-talking Matthew Lillard? I hope he's ready for my 19 year old to come for his fucking head. (Seriously, they've been absolutely terrifying since birth, he should be scared as hell.)
Matthew Lillard is a national god damned treasure, not only as an enjoyable as fuck actor, but as a D&D ambassador and co-owner with his friends of Beadle & Grimm's (makers of the best D&D accessories on the market.) The only person who looks worse for Quentin shitting on him is fucking Quentin.
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Tarantino's been shit-talking Matthew Lillard? I hope he's ready for my 19 year old to come for his fucking head. (Seriously, they've been absolutely terrifying since birth, he should be scared as hell.)
I had a dream that a Thomas the Tank Engine type train was chasing me, only it had Freddy Krueger's face.
That wakeup calls for a do-over.
That wakeup calls for a do-over.
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I had a dream that a Thomas the Tank Engine type train was chasing me, only it had Freddy Krueger's face.
That wakeup calls for a do-over.
That wakeup calls for a do-over.
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I cannot adequately voice how pointlessly cruel, disrespectful, and juvenile this is, and how much rapturous gratification the adolescent fascists running HHS derive from such gestures.
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered. n.pr/48HypvT
HHS changed the name of transgender health leader on her official portrait
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered.
n.pr
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I cannot adequately voice how pointlessly cruel, disrespectful, and juvenile this is, and how much rapturous gratification the adolescent fascists running HHS derive from such gestures.
I'm so glad that my college-aged kids know this guy is a piece of shit.
December 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I'm so glad that my college-aged kids know this guy is a piece of shit.
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As a pornographer myself, I feel... weird about creators who make distinctions between porn and other adult/sexual content. If you defend porn, your work will ALSO be defended. Don't be afraid to get down in the mud with us. You're gonna end up here anyway.
there is plenty of sexual content on steam. the problem isn't that valve is denying sexual content (though, as a near-monopoly, that would also be a problem) it's that valve is denying specifically sexual content that is non-pornographic, most notably in the horror genre.
It's pretty clear everyone would rather strawman me than have an actual conversation.
The content in Horses is sexual and well within Valve's right to say it violates their sexual content policies.
Horses has every right to exist. Valve has every right not to distribute it.
The content in Horses is sexual and well within Valve's right to say it violates their sexual content policies.
Horses has every right to exist. Valve has every right not to distribute it.
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
As a pornographer myself, I feel... weird about creators who make distinctions between porn and other adult/sexual content. If you defend porn, your work will ALSO be defended. Don't be afraid to get down in the mud with us. You're gonna end up here anyway.
Pro tip: if you've been laying out of the gym for months, don't hit the weights too hard when you finally drag your ass back.
Source: my face rn
Source: my face rn
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Pro tip: if you've been laying out of the gym for months, don't hit the weights too hard when you finally drag your ass back.
Source: my face rn
Source: my face rn
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On Dec. 4, 1969, Chicago Black Panthers Fred Hampton and Mark Clark were assassinated by Chicago Police and the FBI
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
On Dec. 4, 1969, Chicago Black Panthers Fred Hampton and Mark Clark were assassinated by Chicago Police and the FBI
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hi i'm a billionaire my company, which will definitely not murder everyone, is named SauronMurdersEveryone Inc after the beloved jrr tolkien character sauron whom i have always admired for his disruptive use of world changing technology and for murdering everyone
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
hi i'm a billionaire my company, which will definitely not murder everyone, is named SauronMurdersEveryone Inc after the beloved jrr tolkien character sauron whom i have always admired for his disruptive use of world changing technology and for murdering everyone
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For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...
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The "crisis of masculinity" is that you're all a bunch of paranoid LITTLE BOYS who can't take no for an answer without crying and catastrophize a LUNCH SPECIAL. And now that women can have bank accounts, they can sort of afford to not pick you, so, up your game to like, a D+ level, and chin up!
December 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The "crisis of masculinity" is that you're all a bunch of paranoid LITTLE BOYS who can't take no for an answer without crying and catastrophize a LUNCH SPECIAL. And now that women can have bank accounts, they can sort of afford to not pick you, so, up your game to like, a D+ level, and chin up!
I don't WANT any TikTok folks to write jaunty, mocking songs about this admin that are about WAR CRIMES, ffs, but now they HAVE TO.
BREAKING: The Pentagon knew a September boat attack in the Caribbean left survivors but still launched follow-on strike to sink the vessel, AP sources say.
Pentagon knew boat attack left survivors but still launched a follow-on strike, AP sources say
The Pentagon knew there were survivors after a September attack on an alleged drug boat in the Caribbean Sea and the U.S. military still carried out a follow-up strike.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I don't WANT any TikTok folks to write jaunty, mocking songs about this admin that are about WAR CRIMES, ffs, but now they HAVE TO.
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Just think of the great writers out there who can't get a break & can't break through because Olivia Nuzzi's publishing trash books about fucking the brain worm man for brain worms.
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Just think of the great writers out there who can't get a break & can't break through because Olivia Nuzzi's publishing trash books about fucking the brain worm man for brain worms.
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If we're not at war, Pete Hegseth is a murderer. If we are at war, Pete Hegseth is still a murderer. He's a murderer. And you don't need to go to The Hague to hold him accountable because there are perfectly good, American laws AGAINST MURDER.
My latest in @thenation.com
My latest in @thenation.com
Pete Hegseth Should Be Charged With Murder
No matter how you look at the strikes on alleged “drug boats”—as acts of war or attacks on civilians—Hegseth has committed a crime and should be prosecuted.
www.thenation.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
If we're not at war, Pete Hegseth is a murderer. If we are at war, Pete Hegseth is still a murderer. He's a murderer. And you don't need to go to The Hague to hold him accountable because there are perfectly good, American laws AGAINST MURDER.
My latest in @thenation.com
My latest in @thenation.com
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lol you'll never convince me a huge part of the reluctance isn't that there's no legal way to make UBI white-only.
Lotta white people in this country are happy to lose as long as nobody Black or brown wins.
Lotta white people in this country are happy to lose as long as nobody Black or brown wins.
I wish more people didn't get mad because "why can't I have $1000 a month for nothing!"
And instead went "why not universal basic income?"
And instead went "why not universal basic income?"
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 AM
lol you'll never convince me a huge part of the reluctance isn't that there's no legal way to make UBI white-only.
Lotta white people in this country are happy to lose as long as nobody Black or brown wins.
Lotta white people in this country are happy to lose as long as nobody Black or brown wins.