Five
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I make things.
The good news is Sammy will have a job lined up for her at Fox News/Mar-a-Lago once she has gotten her implants and has bleached her hair. If she’s lucky she can get backing by the same folks that backed Tomi and Kaitlin.
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
November 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I really wish we didn’t have a deeply entrenched two-party system. I wish the dipshits who founded the country would have done some more forecasting/pre-mortem on the possibilities for the country.
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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For the past six weeks, an AI Facebook account has been pulling my history posts on Instagram and slopping out new captions, so I’ve been feeding it poison pills and its followers are having meltdowns in the comments. It’s been pretty spectacular.
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Oh no! I hope you are able to get some sleep.

My dilemma is I sleep on my left shoulder but my right arm is my dominant arm so do I freeze up my dominant arm or cause myself pain while I sleep 🤔
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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There are several more hours in my shift and it looks like I for another stop so if you can toss a few bucks into my ko-fi for gas and coffee? SO APPRECIATED.
My in-bio site is functional in a static business card kind of way. I know newsletters are what all the cool authors have, the way my neurology is set up newsletters are hell. But Ko-fi is a great place to catch up with me, and if we're accustomed to interacting my DMs can get you my Signal.
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November 30, 2025 at 7:14 AM
yeahhhhh I remember food stamp books and government cheese and layaways…
November 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
tyty!!
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM