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Five @5arah.com · Nov 19
Update for quiltsky: here’s the skull quilt with the double border (3/4 inch black border, 1/4 inch multicolor). I will hand stitch the binding to the back this week. I can’t wait to show you the back!
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He didn't 'steal the Nobel prize'. It's like saying a "Grinch" "stole Christmas". It's gibberish. Doesn't actually mean *anything*. Don't be stupid.

He was gifted a disk of ductile metal by an asshole so the baby would stop crying about his baba. Stop pole vaulting over mouse turds.
January 16, 2026 at 1:13 PM
So when can I stop paying federal taxes?
This is a direct violation of the Tenth Amendment and State Sovereignty.

Conditioning federal funds on states surrendering their constitutional authority is not “law and order.” It’s coercion—and the Supreme Court has repeatedly ruled it unconstitutional.
January 16, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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The NYT really doing everything they can to bury the lede (Renee Good was denied medical attention while still alive, making her murder an even more horrific crime) in this headline and writeup
Holy shit.

Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.”

www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Live Updates: Newly Released Records Detail Chaos During Fatal ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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When Fascism came to America, no one crawled on their bellies and kissed the boot more willingly than those who once defiantly shouted "Don't Tread On Me!"
January 16, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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It’s been reported locally, but I’m not sure how much national notice this has gotten. As part of this invasion by shithead goons, they are putting ICE agents in jetbridges and other parts of the airport at Minneapolis-Saint Paul. If you are flying Delta via MSP, you are putting yourself at risk.
ICE agents to begin checking documents at MSP airport, patrol jet bridges - Minneapolis / St. Paul Business Journal
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents will begin checking documents of travelers and workers at MSP airport, with patrols inside jet bridges.
www.bizjournals.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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Beyond parody.
It’s even more embarrassing than I imagined.
January 16, 2026 at 11:25 AM
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How Crypto Is Used for Political Corruption
The Autocracy in America podcast, episode 2
Listen here:
www.theatlantic.com/podcasts/202...
How Crypto Is Used for Political Corruption
This new source of money is giving the administration unprecedented new powers.
www.theatlantic.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:23 AM
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When you focus on the regular people showing up magnificently in all of their flawed beauty, it helps you to keep going.
January 16, 2026 at 11:34 AM
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SA and CSA survivors, especially those of Epstein but not only those, are being revictimized by the actions of GOP leaders.
MAGA’s Epstein Fixation Isn’t About Justice, It’s About Revenge
House Republicans care less about delivering justice to this sexual predator's underage victims and more about punishing their political enemies
www.theunpopulist.net
January 16, 2026 at 11:38 AM
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Not to be too hyperbolic but I feel like price discrimination at this granular a level, if done at scale, kinda takes a sledgehammer to some of the fundamentals of microeconomics.

www.marketplace.org/story/2026/0...
Different customers, different prices: Companies use data for personalized pricing
Between surveillance pricing and discounting, it's harder than ever to figure out if you're getting the best price.
www.marketplace.org
January 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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He had multiple opportunities to prevent this and deliberately pissed them away.
January 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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Jennings is a highly paid instigator. He’s not a journalist. Not an investigator. Just a nasty talking point shit stirrer of a shill. A puppet.
The thing is, some people can make mistakes, get things wrong, be careless, etc. But that’s not what Jennings did here. Jennings knowingly, purposefully and intentionally lied to utterly distort what was said, which CNN pays him to do every day. CNN is the enabler of this.
January 16, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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They went after Renee Good’s 6yo’s school???

Some people are just ghouls. There must be something they tell themselves to make this sound like an OK thing to do, but I cannot for the life of me imagine what it is.
January 16, 2026 at 5:57 AM
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Google Upgrade Starts Scanning All Your Photos—Be Very Careful
Google Upgrade Starts Scanning All Your Photos—Be Very Careful
Google's new Gemini offer is a game-changer — make sure you understand the risks.
www.forbes.com
January 15, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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That our local cops
Are this badly informed and trained. I don’t give a fuck if Donald tЯump himself put the kid in a chokehold…you arrest his ass. Any immunity Roberts bestowed is a defense that is raised at trial
Hospital staff immediately recognized signs of a chokehold. From Arnoldo's bedside, his sister Maria tried to file an assault report w/ Houston PD. But police were skeptical of her account & their own authority:

“What can HPD do to federal agents?” Maria said a cop told them.
January 16, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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I lived in San Francisco when he was mayor, fergawdsake.

But nobody listened to people of color from the SF Bay talking about their distaste for Kamala Harris, so I’m not surprised that people refuse to listen to Californians about Newsom.
The people who are most familiar with Gavin Newsom's policies and his *actual* record are the ones saying he's a terrible candidate. People who care very much about winning, whose lives depend on it.
January 16, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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Newsom is bad
January 15, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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75 BILLION DOLLARS????

america is paying FIVE TIMES the entire dutch infrastructure budget on an army of racist morons
Fun fact! We could be using the $75 billion allocated for ICE on literally anything else! Like essential services that help people exist! It’s almost as if these issues + our priorities have a lot of overlap!

Also people definitely can’t afford things if they get shot in the face!
Schumer as a major American metro is being brutally occupied by Trump goons: "The affordability crisis will be our focus throughout 2026 because that's what the American people are demanding"
January 15, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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Cannot stress enough that you can just do stuff. You don't need permission. You can just do stuff because it needs to be done by someone.
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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Last day! Thank you all so much for supporting the OG otter in harness fundraiser that helped the poodles stay on the trail this season. Can’t wait to see pics of you’ll stylin’ and profilin’ 🦦👚😎

www.customink.com/fundraising/...
Support Otter Run Kennel for Otter Run Kennel
We're pulling the OG Otter design out of retirement to help get the poodles back on the trail for the season.
www.customink.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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There’s a video I saw recently interviewing a guy at a Minnesota protest where the interviewer starts to ask “are you worried this could take us to a dark pla—“ and the guy explodes, “we’re already in the dark place! Look around! They’re murdering us! We’re already here!”
January 16, 2026 at 6:54 AM
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I don’t care if he’s the only name on the primary ballot, I will not vote for this late-season 24 villain to be the Dem nominee. If we have the misfortune of him as our candidate, he will not get a minute of my spare time for phone banking or postcard writing. His big donors can pay people to do it.
January 16, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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The frigid Twin Cities temperatures will hurt the homeless; so do not gloat about the impact on ICE without also stepping up here:
If you're still able to help Minnesota, @supplydepotmpls.bsky.social is always accepting donations. $10 buys a pack of handwarmers. If you were given Amazon gift cards this year for Christmas, you can shop their Amazon wishlist: linktr.ee/sanctuarysup...
January 14, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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*Woman literally in process of being disappeared by masked goons*

British media: "Women need to be less angry, & care less about others"
This isn't satire. This is a real headline published in the UK.
January 16, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.

The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.

Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM