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i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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"I hope you have a happy holiday, though. Guantanamo bay is still open. Good night."
December 25, 2024 at 3:05 PM
a lot of people talk about how long Oppenheimer is. but far fewer people talk about how long the letterboxd reviews are...
December 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: English hospitals that cut registered nurses saw more deaths while those hiring nurses saw more patients survive. Even when hospitals tried to fill gaps with non-nurses, deaths still went up. Major new study exposes dangerous NHS variation:
www.thetimes.com/article/7eed...
Death rates rise when NHS cuts back on nursing
Using lower-paid workers to plug the gaps left by a failure to hire registered nurses damages safety, new research has shown
www.thetimes.com
December 21, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
December 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 7:47 AM
my local library has attempted to commercialise its floor space by creating an embarrassing rent-a-desk scheme. this is on top of space already ceded to the council for frontline services. NOTHING IS SACRED 😩
December 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
video games
Resident Evil 5 PC (Idle Thumbs and Warhammer)
YouTube video by Idle Thumbs
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
@pocketcasts.com the new smart playlists is a nice idea but the header is a major step backwards. It takes up so much screen space that I can only see 2 new podcasts. I do not care about your mosaic of cover art or graphic design. Show me the content I care about!
December 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Unison having a lefty leader is cool, but the turnout was 7%. That’s a mandate of 4.1%. It’s down from 2020, somehow. When I was a member I got a real sense of apathy about turnout. Hard to build engagement when it’s so persistently low.
December 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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omg they rebranded ice cream
December 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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this could be you tonight at 4pm PT: www.twitch.tv/goblinbunker
December 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
i simply do not recognise "lord" cameron. sorry. just got other things to think about. bye.
December 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
what if tobacco companies positioned cigarettes as organic vaping?
December 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
two new on screen couples i adore.
December 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
these people have no fucking clue what they're doing.
December 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
In 2035 the plan 1 student loans will start being written off. Many won't have paid it off due to high interest rates & lower wages than their parents. The plan 1 cohort graduates will be in their late 40s and looking forward to the 9% tax on earnings ending. I fear it will be extended to age 65.
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
friendship ended with Money Saving Expert. Now Tax Avoidance Expert is my best friend
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Asked whether he prefers custard creams or bourbon biscuits, Keir replied that he enjoys biscuits as part of a healthy and balanced diet.
November 23, 2025 at 9:52 AM
browsing rightmove @criminalsimpsons.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Good news for people who love bad flus.
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
seasonal effective destroyer
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I’d like to listen to Going Postal but it’s hard to shake the image of Tony Robinson prancing around singing “la-la-la its election day”.
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM