Nooj
@a-nooj.bsky.social
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Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
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Contrary to lies printed in the New York Times, the president was not asleep during a cabinet meeting, nor did he suffer a “nocturnal emission”. He was wide awake the whole time, and his mastery of his own body is so complete that he was able to bring himself to climax through thought alone
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Contrary to lies printed in the New York Times, the president was not asleep during a cabinet meeting, nor did he suffer a “nocturnal emission”. He was wide awake the whole time, and his mastery of his own body is so complete that he was able to bring himself to climax through thought alone
I'm back in DC and getting to ride Metro again is making me a lil emotional tbh
October 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I'm back in DC and getting to ride Metro again is making me a lil emotional tbh
You telling me this whole Sylvania is Trans?
September 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
You telling me this whole Sylvania is Trans?
This was in reference to the triple appetizer deal at Applebee's
Do you think god stays in heaven, because he too, fears what he created?
September 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
This was in reference to the triple appetizer deal at Applebee's
There's a McLaren at the Applebee's
September 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
There's a McLaren at the Applebee's
I've decided my Instagram is now exclusively for posting photos of Banh Mi's at lakes
September 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I've decided my Instagram is now exclusively for posting photos of Banh Mi's at lakes
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my followers have been begging me for this for 10 years .
August 23, 2025 at 7:22 AM
my followers have been begging me for this for 10 years .
Before this decade is out, Elon will impregnate a robot
August 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Before this decade is out, Elon will impregnate a robot
Clicking "pay later" on everything like I'm in a rogue-like maximizing a damage-over-time build
August 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Clicking "pay later" on everything like I'm in a rogue-like maximizing a damage-over-time build
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Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth reposted the video profiling Christian Nationalist Pastor Doug Wilson, who opposes same-sex marriage.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reposts video of pastors saying women shouldn't vote
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth reposted the video profiling Christian Nationalist Pastor Doug Wilson, who opposes same-sex marriage.
n.pr
August 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth reposted the video profiling Christian Nationalist Pastor Doug Wilson, who opposes same-sex marriage.
This man Kojima Pilled
about to see WEAPONS
August 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This man Kojima Pilled
I thought this was HAIM at first
Chilean families are having only one child on average. U.S. birthrates are also dropping but it's unclear whether the U.S. will follow into the growing group of "very low" birthrate countries.
Chile's plunging birth rate may foreshadow future in U.S.
Chilean families are having only one child on average. U.S. birthrates are also dropping but it's unclear whether the U.S. will follow into the growing group of "very low" birthrate countries.
n.pr
August 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I thought this was HAIM at first
You can just sit in a bathroom stall without locking the door. #foodforthought
August 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
You can just sit in a bathroom stall without locking the door. #foodforthought
I have never lived in a city with a chili's and I think that's beautiful
July 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I have never lived in a city with a chili's and I think that's beautiful
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This isn't the Grok I know. He's changed
July 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This isn't the Grok I know. He's changed
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I’m sorry, I am dying at this
July 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I’m sorry, I am dying at this
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“Foreign aid has changed nothing.” “These are not our problems.” “The system is dysfunctional.” “The countries we aid are corrupt.” “Other countries aren’t doing enough.”
I have heard all these arguments too. @nickkristof.bsky.social succinctly answers.
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/25/o...
I have heard all these arguments too. @nickkristof.bsky.social succinctly answers.
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/25/o...
Opinion | The U.S. Cannot Solve All the World’s Problems
www.nytimes.com
June 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
“Foreign aid has changed nothing.” “These are not our problems.” “The system is dysfunctional.” “The countries we aid are corrupt.” “Other countries aren’t doing enough.”
I have heard all these arguments too. @nickkristof.bsky.social succinctly answers.
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/25/o...
I have heard all these arguments too. @nickkristof.bsky.social succinctly answers.
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/25/o...
Horrified to announce that someone didn't flush the toilet at work after taking a poo, but there wasn't any toilet paper in the bowl? So now I have to walk around the office with this information???
May 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Horrified to announce that someone didn't flush the toilet at work after taking a poo, but there wasn't any toilet paper in the bowl? So now I have to walk around the office with this information???
The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine the rolling 7/11 hotdogs happy.
March 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine the rolling 7/11 hotdogs happy.
Indiana Jones is awesome because he'll literally kill people to make sure artifacts end up in the British Museum
March 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Indiana Jones is awesome because he'll literally kill people to make sure artifacts end up in the British Museum
When I was little I thought Mario Party was like the Olympics for Mario.
But then they made Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games.
Much to think about.
But then they made Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games.
Much to think about.
February 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
When I was little I thought Mario Party was like the Olympics for Mario.
But then they made Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games.
Much to think about.
But then they made Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games.
Much to think about.
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually