Stone Cold Jane Austen
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Fine, I won’t wish you a Lexus December To Remeber.
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Fine, I won’t wish you a Lexus December To Remeber.
Goddammit
Merry Chrysler and a Mercury Cougar
Merry Chrysler and a Mercury Cougar
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Goddammit
Merry Chrysler and a Mercury Cougar
Merry Chrysler and a Mercury Cougar
*big exhale* Injizzible
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
*big exhale* Injizzible
I won’t go near a pomegranate
November 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I won’t go near a pomegranate
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Barista, I would like a non-demi curious, semi-binary Grande.
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Barista, I would like a non-demi curious, semi-binary Grande.
More to Panic! At the Disco
But! Maybe to Broadway too
But! Maybe to Broadway too
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 PM
More to Panic! At the Disco
But! Maybe to Broadway too
But! Maybe to Broadway too
To clarify, I think EC is beautiful and I wished I lived there. But that would be untenable. And I was coming off anesthesia, lol
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
To clarify, I think EC is beautiful and I wished I lived there. But that would be untenable. And I was coming off anesthesia, lol