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Alyssa
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Hockey. Dogs. Music. Chronically exhausted.
Pinned
If I’m ever zoned out in public, just know that this is what’s running through my head.
John Tortorella Sings "Don't Push Me"
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IT'S TOLVY TIME ALL THE TIME! ⏰

Eeli Tolvanen has been named the @NHL's 2nd Star of the Week! ⭐️
December 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The real measure of how much it snowed is how buried my dinosaur statues are.
December 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I think a golden retriever puppy would fix my brain chemistry. @brownriggy.bsky.social thoughts? Perhaps 2-3 to be extra sure?
December 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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This is Radley. She asks to "destroy" when she needs to let out extra energy. "She gets plenty of walks and physical activity," her family told us, "but she uses her destroy button when she is craving a little extra chaos." 13/10 (IG: radley_barkley)
December 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I chaperoned an elementary school field trip on Thursday, and today I am dying of the plague. These two things feel related.
December 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit. This was not even on my radar as something to hope for.
Breaking: Quinn Hughes is being traded to Minnesota
December 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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A dad’s trip down memory lane 🛣️

#SeaKraken forward Chandler Stephenson’s father, Curt, has been on plenty of dads’ trips, but his first Kraken one brought him back to Saskatchewan, raising his sons in front of his former neighbor: Coach Lane Lambert → http://bit.ly/StevieDad
December 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Is there a way for both teams to win?
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I only switched to Tidal in October, but this tracks as far as my general taste in music goes.
December 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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20 years ago, a neighbor of the Xhekaj family handmade Arber and Florian a couple of matching /CanadiensMTL pillows...

Tonight they suited up together with the Habs for the first time.

(📸: /SimonaXhekaj)
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
New banner incoming...
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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ya done good, e-e-li 🙂‍↕️
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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hhhhuuurrggjjgghhhh god im tired
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Words just uttered by my eldest child to my youngest: "You know back in the day when they didn't have phones? They had music discs."

A crime has just been committed against me in my own home.
November 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Possibly Helpful Holiday Tip: some public library systems have cake pan collections so you can just check one out and return it instead of worrying about where the hell you're going to put a giant cornucopia-shaped pan after using it once!
October 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Depression has been kicking my ass lately, but I did have a brief moment of hope earlier that my brain chemistry will magically change with the seasons. Fingers crossed 🤞
October 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Joey Daccord’s new Kraken mask for 2025-26

Painted by Shifty
October 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
How are the Lynx, Wild, AND Kraken all playing today, but not until later? 😩 I need the sports. I need them.
September 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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I just find everything feels a bit better when I watch this.
September 17, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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This is Shark Teeth. She just came over here to stretch and noticed you had a sharable looking sandwich on your lap. What a coincidence. 13/10 (TT: meatboy3000)
September 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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This energy drink says it's "not a product of Genetic Engineering." Why not? I'm drinking nuclear waste to get through an afternoon meeting, do you think I'm scared to die? Bring me the Mutant Juice
September 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Minnesota men's sports keep breaking people's hearts, but the women remain elite 👏
Lynx out here putting on a clinic!
September 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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oh my god i actually love this one, it looks like an 80s sci-fi novel. “Can Captain Jared Spurgeon lead the crew of the Minnesota Wild past their nemesis— the dangerous space anomaly The First Round?”
August 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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This semester at Jarvard about to go crazy
August 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM