Dirtbagatha Christie
@abysostoked.bsky.social
Strange but not a stranger.
Midwestern void screamer.
Midwestern void screamer.
Spending the last few minutes of Christmas cuddling my sleeping baby. My heart.
December 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Spending the last few minutes of Christmas cuddling my sleeping baby. My heart.
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he’s like a wind-up toy and you don’t know when it’s just gonna stop and fall on the floor
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
he’s like a wind-up toy and you don’t know when it’s just gonna stop and fall on the floor
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Whew. Roll out that 25th.
December 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Whew. Roll out that 25th.
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Trump sounds like a maniac at some sort of demented open mic
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Trump sounds like a maniac at some sort of demented open mic
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why is he yelling
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
why is he yelling
I’ve been a mom for six days, and I still can’t believe I have the most beautiful, most snuggly little guy. I am so thankful. Even when he poops right after I finish slapping a new diaper on him. Wouldn’t have it any other way.
December 16, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I’ve been a mom for six days, and I still can’t believe I have the most beautiful, most snuggly little guy. I am so thankful. Even when he poops right after I finish slapping a new diaper on him. Wouldn’t have it any other way.
I had my baby on Tuesday. He’s beautiful and perfect. And I can’t believe I get to take him home and be his mama.
December 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I had my baby on Tuesday. He’s beautiful and perfect. And I can’t believe I get to take him home and be his mama.
Last day of work before maternity leave, and I am miserably tired and peopled out.
December 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Last day of work before maternity leave, and I am miserably tired and peopled out.
The Bonnaroo lineup feels like a blast from the past. It doesn’t feel representative of current music at all nor true to its roots. Just a weird mishmash of indie-ish bands and Kesha.
December 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The Bonnaroo lineup feels like a blast from the past. It doesn’t feel representative of current music at all nor true to its roots. Just a weird mishmash of indie-ish bands and Kesha.
Woke up and barfed my brains out this morning. But it will not stop me from having mac’n’cheese tonight.
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Woke up and barfed my brains out this morning. But it will not stop me from having mac’n’cheese tonight.
I’m an oatmeal raisin kinda queen
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’m an oatmeal raisin kinda queen
Spotify Wrapped better not suck this year.
November 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Spotify Wrapped better not suck this year.
Tiger Soup Dumplings for lunch on this rainy day. 🤤
November 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Tiger Soup Dumplings for lunch on this rainy day. 🤤
I’m so tired. Oh my heck, dude.
November 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I’m so tired. Oh my heck, dude.
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HOLY SHIT.
Unusual Whales has been mentioned BY NAME in the US Congressional hearing on getting US Congress banned from stock trading.
"Get on that Unusual Whales site...this is pathetic folks, we all know what is going on [on stock trading]"
Said by Rep Tim Burchett!
Unusual Whales has been mentioned BY NAME in the US Congressional hearing on getting US Congress banned from stock trading.
"Get on that Unusual Whales site...this is pathetic folks, we all know what is going on [on stock trading]"
Said by Rep Tim Burchett!
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
HOLY SHIT.
Unusual Whales has been mentioned BY NAME in the US Congressional hearing on getting US Congress banned from stock trading.
"Get on that Unusual Whales site...this is pathetic folks, we all know what is going on [on stock trading]"
Said by Rep Tim Burchett!
Unusual Whales has been mentioned BY NAME in the US Congressional hearing on getting US Congress banned from stock trading.
"Get on that Unusual Whales site...this is pathetic folks, we all know what is going on [on stock trading]"
Said by Rep Tim Burchett!
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From The Archives: ‘We Will Never Speak Of This Again,’ Says Trump To Mohammed Bin Salman As They Dump Khashoggi’s Body Into New Jersey River https://theonion.com/we-will-never-speak-of-this-again-says-trump-to-moha-1830547181/
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
From The Archives: ‘We Will Never Speak Of This Again,’ Says Trump To Mohammed Bin Salman As They Dump Khashoggi’s Body Into New Jersey River https://theonion.com/we-will-never-speak-of-this-again-says-trump-to-moha-1830547181/
Not a fuckin’ thing is gonna happen due to the emails being released. And I’m tired of getting my hopes up that justice of any kind is coming. I’d love to be wrong and eat my words. But as a millennial, I’m so used to being fucked over.
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Not a fuckin’ thing is gonna happen due to the emails being released. And I’m tired of getting my hopes up that justice of any kind is coming. I’d love to be wrong and eat my words. But as a millennial, I’m so used to being fucked over.
Started watching the new Frankenstein last night but couldn’t finish it … ya girl is tired. But so far it is really cool!
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Started watching the new Frankenstein last night but couldn’t finish it … ya girl is tired. But so far it is really cool!
Got my RSV and covid booster yesterday, and hoooooo boy am I sore and have a fever. But knowing my baby is now able to make antibodies against some pretty gnarly shit before he gets here is clutch.
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Got my RSV and covid booster yesterday, and hoooooo boy am I sore and have a fever. But knowing my baby is now able to make antibodies against some pretty gnarly shit before he gets here is clutch.
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even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
In one month to the day, I’ll be holding my son in my arms. What a beautiful thing.
November 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
In one month to the day, I’ll be holding my son in my arms. What a beautiful thing.
Bugonia is my favorite movie this year. Yorgos cooked with this one.
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Bugonia is my favorite movie this year. Yorgos cooked with this one.
Anybody tried the Baja blast pie? I need to know…
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Anybody tried the Baja blast pie? I need to know…
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strangled eggs for brekky
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
strangled eggs for brekky
Recently got back into Animal Crossing NH, and I forgot I named my island BůttHôlẽ.
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Recently got back into Animal Crossing NH, and I forgot I named my island BůttHôlẽ.