One time I walked into a 7/11 around 2am and I couldn't tell if the place was actively being robbed or if 7/11s at 2am are just Like That™ so I just paid for my chips and left

Call of Cthulhu, Lovecraft Country, Annihilation... none of these compare to the true cosmic horror of going to the grocery store without vyvanse

nice credit score you got there. be a shame if it was all...imaginary

[yelling over club music] The Immaculate Conception isn't about Mary being a virgin; it's about Mary being conceived free of Original Sin

We should be able to order a rotisserie chicken at 3am

The artist's attempt at Getting Out of Bed, while admirable, was ultimately unsuccessful. This critic is nonetheless optimistic about his future works, such as but not limited to, Doing the Goddamn Dishes and Taking Out the Garbage Instead of Leaving It In a Pile Next to the Garbage

For every award Emilia Perez wins a trans filmmaker should be given $300,000 and a lifetime supply of hormones