Acetylene
@acetylene-leisure.bsky.social
“Unjustifiably in a position that I’d rather not be in.” - Randy Savage
Which cat is the cutest on the planet and why is it mine
January 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Which cat is the cutest on the planet and why is it mine
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Lawyer: your honor I would like to request a quick recess
Judge: I'll allow it
Lawyer: *running outside* DIBS ON THE MONKEY BARS!
Judge: I'll allow it
Lawyer: *running outside* DIBS ON THE MONKEY BARS!
January 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Lawyer: your honor I would like to request a quick recess
Judge: I'll allow it
Lawyer: *running outside* DIBS ON THE MONKEY BARS!
Judge: I'll allow it
Lawyer: *running outside* DIBS ON THE MONKEY BARS!
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The USA holds its citizens hostage forcing them to buy ridiculously expensive Health Insurance that doesn't insure them.
Don't have Stockholm Syndrome and identify with your abusers.
Don't have Stockholm Syndrome and identify with your abusers.
December 18, 2024 at 12:11 AM
The USA holds its citizens hostage forcing them to buy ridiculously expensive Health Insurance that doesn't insure them.
Don't have Stockholm Syndrome and identify with your abusers.
Don't have Stockholm Syndrome and identify with your abusers.
December 18, 2024 at 4:37 PM
You don’t need a space heater, you just need more cats.
December 15, 2024 at 3:29 PM
You don’t need a space heater, you just need more cats.
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Those Lethal Weapon movies are so unrealistic. There’s no way Mel Gibson is friends with a black guy
December 15, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Those Lethal Weapon movies are so unrealistic. There’s no way Mel Gibson is friends with a black guy
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All of the elite responses to the UHC/Luigi thing seem incapable of grasping that people broadly recognize now that the Proper Channels they insist everyone should direct their grievances into are designed to waste your time, take your money, or both.
December 14, 2024 at 11:28 AM
All of the elite responses to the UHC/Luigi thing seem incapable of grasping that people broadly recognize now that the Proper Channels they insist everyone should direct their grievances into are designed to waste your time, take your money, or both.
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UnitedHealth officials are pointing to their CEO's murder as a reason they cannot comment on an unrelated @propublica.org investigation into the company's practice of strategically limiting access to critical treatment for kids with autism.
"We are in mourning," a spokesperson wrote.
"We are in mourning," a spokesperson wrote.
December 13, 2024 at 4:29 PM
UnitedHealth officials are pointing to their CEO's murder as a reason they cannot comment on an unrelated @propublica.org investigation into the company's practice of strategically limiting access to critical treatment for kids with autism.
"We are in mourning," a spokesperson wrote.
"We are in mourning," a spokesperson wrote.
December 13, 2024 at 12:57 PM
People are so fed up with the systemic violence and corruption of the healthcare system that they resort to violence and this is what WSJ deems newsworthy.
On the other hand, it’s informing copycats so.
On the other hand, it’s informing copycats so.
December 13, 2024 at 10:28 AM
People are so fed up with the systemic violence and corruption of the healthcare system that they resort to violence and this is what WSJ deems newsworthy.
On the other hand, it’s informing copycats so.
On the other hand, it’s informing copycats so.
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If I won the lottery, I would become a menace to society. But in a good way. Flooding mainstream media with idealogies for the greater good of humanity. 16yr plan laying the foundation for a socialist party and spending millions pushing it. Maxxing out voter manipulation. There would be signs.
December 12, 2024 at 8:15 AM
If I won the lottery, I would become a menace to society. But in a good way. Flooding mainstream media with idealogies for the greater good of humanity. 16yr plan laying the foundation for a socialist party and spending millions pushing it. Maxxing out voter manipulation. There would be signs.
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To all the people upset about Luigi Mangione being made into a folk hero. Now you know how we felt when you made Kyle Rittenhouse into a hero.
December 11, 2024 at 9:53 PM
To all the people upset about Luigi Mangione being made into a folk hero. Now you know how we felt when you made Kyle Rittenhouse into a hero.
I'm sorry, I can't work any more today. I need to go home because my cat is really cute and we both could use a snuggle.
December 9, 2024 at 5:41 PM
I'm sorry, I can't work any more today. I need to go home because my cat is really cute and we both could use a snuggle.
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They are getting tattoos.
December 8, 2024 at 8:07 PM
They are getting tattoos.
Every day, Mabel and I need to have an argument about whether she can have an entire bag of treats. Every day, I must become a monster.
#cats #catsofbluesky
#cats #catsofbluesky
December 8, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Every day, Mabel and I need to have an argument about whether she can have an entire bag of treats. Every day, I must become a monster.
#cats #catsofbluesky
#cats #catsofbluesky
I’ve managed to make it 35yrs without seeing Die Hard. Christmas is coming - should I end the streak?
#christmas #xmas
#christmas #xmas
December 8, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I’ve managed to make it 35yrs without seeing Die Hard. Christmas is coming - should I end the streak?
#christmas #xmas
#christmas #xmas
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Poison Ivy, radical conservationist.
December 6, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Poison Ivy, radical conservationist.
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December 7, 2024 at 10:32 PM
December 7, 2024 at 7:14 PM