Acoustic Ross
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Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
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Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
We’ve had a little stuffed ‘ear of corn’ cat toy kicking around here for ages. Until today, when one of the cats left it in the litterbox.
Undigested corn in the cat toilet.
These cats are over here doing SIGHT GAGS.
Undigested corn in the cat toilet.
These cats are over here doing SIGHT GAGS.
October 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
We’ve had a little stuffed ‘ear of corn’ cat toy kicking around here for ages. Until today, when one of the cats left it in the litterbox.
Undigested corn in the cat toilet.
These cats are over here doing SIGHT GAGS.
Undigested corn in the cat toilet.
These cats are over here doing SIGHT GAGS.
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🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug
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🛫 You'll be shocked at the all-true, top-secret story of Donald Trump and Epstein Island 🏝️
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Brought to you by the Inner Hive, including long-time member Acoustic Ross and new member Don Bartenstein.
Join us at bit.ly/theInnerHive
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READ THE COMIC RIGHT HERE👇
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🛫 You'll be shocked at the all-true, top-secret story of Donald Trump and Epstein Island 🏝️
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Brought to you by the Inner Hive, including long-time member Acoustic Ross and new member Don Bartenstein.
Join us at bit.ly/theInnerHive
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READ THE COMIC RIGHT HERE👇
August 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug
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🛫 You'll be shocked at the all-true, top-secret story of Donald Trump and Epstein Island 🏝️
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Brought to you by the Inner Hive, including long-time member Acoustic Ross and new member Don Bartenstein.
Join us at bit.ly/theInnerHive
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READ THE COMIC RIGHT HERE👇
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🛫 You'll be shocked at the all-true, top-secret story of Donald Trump and Epstein Island 🏝️
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Brought to you by the Inner Hive, including long-time member Acoustic Ross and new member Don Bartenstein.
Join us at bit.ly/theInnerHive
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READ THE COMIC RIGHT HERE👇
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A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
June 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
I’m just a guy
With a new defibrillator
Hoping no one bumps into his left chest area tonight
With a new defibrillator
Hoping no one bumps into his left chest area tonight
March 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I’m just a guy
With a new defibrillator
Hoping no one bumps into his left chest area tonight
With a new defibrillator
Hoping no one bumps into his left chest area tonight
Honestly I can’t believe none of these fuckwits have started demanding to change the name of the state between Arizona and Texas yet.
February 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Honestly I can’t believe none of these fuckwits have started demanding to change the name of the state between Arizona and Texas yet.
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You are MEMBERS OF CONGRESS.
If they threaten you with arrest for trying to access a site you are lawfully entitled to access, YOU MAKE THEM FUCKING ARREST YOU.
YOU MAKE THEM SLAP THE CUFFS ON A CONGRESSMAN LIVE ON TV, YOU MAKE THEM FUCKING DO IT.
If they threaten you with arrest for trying to access a site you are lawfully entitled to access, YOU MAKE THEM FUCKING ARREST YOU.
YOU MAKE THEM SLAP THE CUFFS ON A CONGRESSMAN LIVE ON TV, YOU MAKE THEM FUCKING DO IT.
Members of Congress say they were just denied entry to USAID headquarters on orders of Elon Musk and DOGE and were told to contact the State Department for any further information.
February 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
You are MEMBERS OF CONGRESS.
If they threaten you with arrest for trying to access a site you are lawfully entitled to access, YOU MAKE THEM FUCKING ARREST YOU.
YOU MAKE THEM SLAP THE CUFFS ON A CONGRESSMAN LIVE ON TV, YOU MAKE THEM FUCKING DO IT.
If they threaten you with arrest for trying to access a site you are lawfully entitled to access, YOU MAKE THEM FUCKING ARREST YOU.
YOU MAKE THEM SLAP THE CUFFS ON A CONGRESSMAN LIVE ON TV, YOU MAKE THEM FUCKING DO IT.
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Given The Horrors, it seems the right time to post this again.
Stay safe. Keep fighting. You deserve to live just as much as anyone else.
Stay safe. Keep fighting. You deserve to live just as much as anyone else.
January 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Given The Horrors, it seems the right time to post this again.
Stay safe. Keep fighting. You deserve to live just as much as anyone else.
Stay safe. Keep fighting. You deserve to live just as much as anyone else.
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TikTok was never going anywhere. The TikTok creator gave millions to Trump and they orchestrated this whole PR stunt just so Trump will be seen as a 'hero' to young people.
It was literally the Kidz Bop version of the Reichstag Fire
It was literally the Kidz Bop version of the Reichstag Fire
January 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
TikTok was never going anywhere. The TikTok creator gave millions to Trump and they orchestrated this whole PR stunt just so Trump will be seen as a 'hero' to young people.
It was literally the Kidz Bop version of the Reichstag Fire
It was literally the Kidz Bop version of the Reichstag Fire
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Yeah sounds like a plan 😂😂🦋
December 29, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Yeah sounds like a plan 😂😂🦋
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They eat a cold carb
They eat a hot carb
They eat a cheesy carb
They eat a chocolate carb
They eat a carb that remind them of the good times
They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times
They eat a hot carb
They eat a cheesy carb
They eat a chocolate carb
They eat a carb that remind them of the good times
They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times
December 26, 2024 at 11:03 PM
They eat a cold carb
They eat a hot carb
They eat a cheesy carb
They eat a chocolate carb
They eat a carb that remind them of the good times
They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times
They eat a hot carb
They eat a cheesy carb
They eat a chocolate carb
They eat a carb that remind them of the good times
They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times
Season’s Cretins to all who celebrate!
December 26, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Season’s Cretins to all who celebrate!
Christmas movie time
December 25, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Christmas movie time
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 25, 2024 at 1:11 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?
Guy who doesn’t follow context clues in printed English: If you’re going to resume, you have to pause first.
Guy who doesn’t follow context clues in printed English: If you’re going to resume, you have to pause first.
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?
Comic editor: It’s there to prevent the word ballon from creating a tangent with the panel border.
Comic editor: It’s there to prevent the word ballon from creating a tangent with the panel border.
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?
Millennial: it adds another multiplier to your score if you land the trick
Millennial: it adds another multiplier to your score if you land the trick
December 20, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?
Guy who doesn’t follow context clues in printed English: If you’re going to resume, you have to pause first.
Guy who doesn’t follow context clues in printed English: If you’re going to resume, you have to pause first.
Solid, solid lunch on the 24-hour work trip.
December 20, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Solid, solid lunch on the 24-hour work trip.
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Democrats - “We’re sorry, but this issue that has 90% approval is actually quite thorny legislatively, and it would be hard to get the votes we need in the Se…”
Trump - “Yeah, I heard you want a Space Force so we got one of those and let’s make Canada a state!”
Trump - “Yeah, I heard you want a Space Force so we got one of those and let’s make Canada a state!”
December 18, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Democrats - “We’re sorry, but this issue that has 90% approval is actually quite thorny legislatively, and it would be hard to get the votes we need in the Se…”
Trump - “Yeah, I heard you want a Space Force so we got one of those and let’s make Canada a state!”
Trump - “Yeah, I heard you want a Space Force so we got one of those and let’s make Canada a state!”
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Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning
December 13, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning
give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
December 12, 2024 at 4:38 AM
give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
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I don't know how it started but here's how it's going.
December 10, 2024 at 12:15 AM
I don't know how it started but here's how it's going.