Emma
@actuallyemma.bsky.social
unbothered millennial | fluent in dial-up tones, disappointment, and deflection | surviving off memes, meds, and mild dissociation | more chaotic on TikTok @masondixonmixup
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A special 2 PM weather balloon sounding from Nashville shows an atmosphere primed for dangerous storms. Ingredients are in place for supercells capable of producing large hail, damaging winds, and tornadoes. Timing still after dark / overnight. If storms fire, they could become intense quickly.
May 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
A special 2 PM weather balloon sounding from Nashville shows an atmosphere primed for dangerous storms. Ingredients are in place for supercells capable of producing large hail, damaging winds, and tornadoes. Timing still after dark / overnight. If storms fire, they could become intense quickly.
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This is the kind of peace I'm searching for.
April 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This is the kind of peace I'm searching for.
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If you paid $1 In federal income taxes, you paid more than:
Tesla in 2024 & 2022
AT&T in 2021
Nike in 2020
FedEx in 2020
Dish Network in 2020
Amazon in 2017-2018
Elon Musk in 2018
Jeff Bezos in 2007 & 2011
Carl Icahn in 2016-2017
Yes. It’s time to tax the rich.
Tesla in 2024 & 2022
AT&T in 2021
Nike in 2020
FedEx in 2020
Dish Network in 2020
Amazon in 2017-2018
Elon Musk in 2018
Jeff Bezos in 2007 & 2011
Carl Icahn in 2016-2017
Yes. It’s time to tax the rich.
April 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If you paid $1 In federal income taxes, you paid more than:
Tesla in 2024 & 2022
AT&T in 2021
Nike in 2020
FedEx in 2020
Dish Network in 2020
Amazon in 2017-2018
Elon Musk in 2018
Jeff Bezos in 2007 & 2011
Carl Icahn in 2016-2017
Yes. It’s time to tax the rich.
Tesla in 2024 & 2022
AT&T in 2021
Nike in 2020
FedEx in 2020
Dish Network in 2020
Amazon in 2017-2018
Elon Musk in 2018
Jeff Bezos in 2007 & 2011
Carl Icahn in 2016-2017
Yes. It’s time to tax the rich.
Rise and grind? Babe, I rose and immediately dissociated. The only thing I’m grinding is my teeth while pretending to be emotionally available before 9am.
#riseandspite #millennialmeltdown #unhingedbutloggedin
#riseandspite #millennialmeltdown #unhingedbutloggedin
April 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Rise and grind? Babe, I rose and immediately dissociated. The only thing I’m grinding is my teeth while pretending to be emotionally available before 9am.
#riseandspite #millennialmeltdown #unhingedbutloggedin
#riseandspite #millennialmeltdown #unhingedbutloggedin
Goodnight to everyone except the coworker who said, “Let’s turn that setback into a setup!” While I was actively spiraling, the manager who calls burnout “a growth opportunity,” and anyone who replies to real problems with “just manifest better!”
#goodnighttoeveryonebut #goodnightgrudgedrop
#goodnighttoeveryonebut #goodnightgrudgedrop
April 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Goodnight to everyone except the coworker who said, “Let’s turn that setback into a setup!” While I was actively spiraling, the manager who calls burnout “a growth opportunity,” and anyone who replies to real problems with “just manifest better!”
#goodnighttoeveryonebut #goodnightgrudgedrop
#goodnighttoeveryonebut #goodnightgrudgedrop
It’s Monday morning and I’ve already made peace with being 15 minutes behind, spiritually unprepared, and emotionally unavailable to Outlook notifications. Let’s see what flavor of chaos the universe microwaved for us today.
#mondaymood #chronicallylatechronicallytired
#millennialmonday
#mondaymood #chronicallylatechronicallytired
#millennialmonday
April 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
It’s Monday morning and I’ve already made peace with being 15 minutes behind, spiritually unprepared, and emotionally unavailable to Outlook notifications. Let’s see what flavor of chaos the universe microwaved for us today.
#mondaymood #chronicallylatechronicallytired
#millennialmonday
#mondaymood #chronicallylatechronicallytired
#millennialmonday
Goodnight to everyone except the man who cut me in line and pretended not to see me, the stranger who talked on speakerphone at the coffee shop, and the person who told me “you look tired” like it was a compliment.
#goodnighttoeveryonebut #goodnightgrudgedrop #strangerdanger
#goodnighttoeveryonebut #goodnightgrudgedrop #strangerdanger
April 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Goodnight to everyone except the man who cut me in line and pretended not to see me, the stranger who talked on speakerphone at the coffee shop, and the person who told me “you look tired” like it was a compliment.
#goodnighttoeveryonebut #goodnightgrudgedrop #strangerdanger
#goodnighttoeveryonebut #goodnightgrudgedrop #strangerdanger
Sunday morning: I woke up confused, mildly dehydrated, and spiritually fragile. Trying to decide if I should my apartment, go for a walk, or stare at the wall and let intrusive thoughts host brunch.
#sundayscaries #deluludiaries #millennialmorning
#sundayscaries #deluludiaries #millennialmorning
April 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Sunday morning: I woke up confused, mildly dehydrated, and spiritually fragile. Trying to decide if I should my apartment, go for a walk, or stare at the wall and let intrusive thoughts host brunch.
#sundayscaries #deluludiaries #millennialmorning
#sundayscaries #deluludiaries #millennialmorning
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dogs, man.
April 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
dogs, man.
Goodnight to everyone except the coworker who replies-all with “Thanks!” on every email, the dentist who said “you floss, right?” knowing damn well I don’t, and my 2008 flatiron for what it did to my bangs.
#goodnighttoeveryonebut #nighttimespite #goodnightgrudgedrop
#goodnighttoeveryonebut #nighttimespite #goodnightgrudgedrop
April 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Goodnight to everyone except the coworker who replies-all with “Thanks!” on every email, the dentist who said “you floss, right?” knowing damn well I don’t, and my 2008 flatiron for what it did to my bangs.
#goodnighttoeveryonebut #nighttimespite #goodnightgrudgedrop
#goodnighttoeveryonebut #nighttimespite #goodnightgrudgedrop
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I'll be sleeping diagonally again then ig
April 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I'll be sleeping diagonally again then ig
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Today is World Hamster Day so please enjoy this clip of a worldly hamster going on a great adventure
* and if you want more videos like it, check out the Homura Ham YouTube
* and if you want more videos like it, check out the Homura Ham YouTube
April 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Today is World Hamster Day so please enjoy this clip of a worldly hamster going on a great adventure
* and if you want more videos like it, check out the Homura Ham YouTube
* and if you want more videos like it, check out the Homura Ham YouTube
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Wishing everyone a peaceful evening as we continue to fight for our democracy.
April 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Wishing everyone a peaceful evening as we continue to fight for our democracy.
Staying in tonight because outside is loud, pants are a scam, and my couch has never emotionally betrayed me. Plans include ignoring texts, overthinking 2013, and emotionally projecting onto fictional characters like it’s a full-time job.
#saturdaynightin #millennialcomfortzone #chronicallycozy
#saturdaynightin #millennialcomfortzone #chronicallycozy
April 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Staying in tonight because outside is loud, pants are a scam, and my couch has never emotionally betrayed me. Plans include ignoring texts, overthinking 2013, and emotionally projecting onto fictional characters like it’s a full-time job.
#saturdaynightin #millennialcomfortzone #chronicallycozy
#saturdaynightin #millennialcomfortzone #chronicallycozy
It’s 11:30am. I’ve already lived mine emotional lives today, gaslit myself into thinking I’m being productive, and stared at my to-do list so long we’re basically in a #situationship. Lunch is my only will to live.
#fridaymood #millennialburnout #chronicallyonline
#fridaymood #millennialburnout #chronicallyonline
April 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It’s 11:30am. I’ve already lived mine emotional lives today, gaslit myself into thinking I’m being productive, and stared at my to-do list so long we’re basically in a #situationship. Lunch is my only will to live.
#fridaymood #millennialburnout #chronicallyonline
#fridaymood #millennialburnout #chronicallyonline
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mMmm, no, we should stay in bed.
April 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
mMmm, no, we should stay in bed.
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Fighting for a world with more howls 🐺
April 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Fighting for a world with more howls 🐺
Happy Friday to everyone except the people who scheduled 4:30pm meetings like we’re not all emotionally clocked out by lunch. I’m mentally OOO and spiritually horizontal.
#fridayvibes #finallyfriday #friyay #corporatemillennial
#fridayvibes #finallyfriday #friyay #corporatemillennial
April 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Happy Friday to everyone except the people who scheduled 4:30pm meetings like we’re not all emotionally clocked out by lunch. I’m mentally OOO and spiritually horizontal.
#fridayvibes #finallyfriday #friyay #corporatemillennial
#fridayvibes #finallyfriday #friyay #corporatemillennial
Me: Please go pee so we can both go back and pretend our lives are together
My miniature dachshund: stares into the void for 6 minutes, sniffs one blade of grass, and refuses to acknowledge weather, time, or my authority as a human
#dachshunddrama #millennialdogmom #doglogic
My miniature dachshund: stares into the void for 6 minutes, sniffs one blade of grass, and refuses to acknowledge weather, time, or my authority as a human
#dachshunddrama #millennialdogmom #doglogic
April 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Me: Please go pee so we can both go back and pretend our lives are together
My miniature dachshund: stares into the void for 6 minutes, sniffs one blade of grass, and refuses to acknowledge weather, time, or my authority as a human
#dachshunddrama #millennialdogmom #doglogic
My miniature dachshund: stares into the void for 6 minutes, sniffs one blade of grass, and refuses to acknowledge weather, time, or my authority as a human
#dachshunddrama #millennialdogmom #doglogic