Tyler Durden
@actualtylerdurden.bsky.social
I was real the whole time, dip shit shot his cheek.
Paper Street Soap Co. 🧼
You’re not your fucking khakis.
This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time. The things you own end up owning you.
Paper Street Soap Co. 🧼
You’re not your fucking khakis.
This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time. The things you own end up owning you.
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Me and my soap back in ‘99
March 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Me and my soap back in ‘99
@stephenking.bsky.social is such a cool guy. Reading The Stand right now and the relevance and political commentary is so crucial to the current state of our country.
March 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
@stephenking.bsky.social is such a cool guy. Reading The Stand right now and the relevance and political commentary is so crucial to the current state of our country.
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We are living in very dangerous, unusual times.
Today, the White House ignored a ruling by a Federal District Court because we have President who is an ignorant buffoon with no respect for the law or the Constitution.
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!
Today, the White House ignored a ruling by a Federal District Court because we have President who is an ignorant buffoon with no respect for the law or the Constitution.
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!
March 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
We are living in very dangerous, unusual times.
Today, the White House ignored a ruling by a Federal District Court because we have President who is an ignorant buffoon with no respect for the law or the Constitution.
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!
Today, the White House ignored a ruling by a Federal District Court because we have President who is an ignorant buffoon with no respect for the law or the Constitution.
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!
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Ever notice how some old memories still have the power to crack you up?
A favorite is when Father Guido Sarducci got that terrible spiral perm and asked everyone: “You lahka mah hair?” 😂😂😂
A favorite is when Father Guido Sarducci got that terrible spiral perm and asked everyone: “You lahka mah hair?” 😂😂😂
March 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Ever notice how some old memories still have the power to crack you up?
A favorite is when Father Guido Sarducci got that terrible spiral perm and asked everyone: “You lahka mah hair?” 😂😂😂
A favorite is when Father Guido Sarducci got that terrible spiral perm and asked everyone: “You lahka mah hair?” 😂😂😂
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Who else AGREES with John?! 🤚🌈✨
March 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Who else AGREES with John?! 🤚🌈✨
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You guys remember when President Biden revoked Secret Service protection from Don, Eric, and Ivanka? NO?
It's because he didn't.
Because he's not a petty ass.
trump, on the other hand, has removed it from Hunter Biden and Ashley Biden, because being President was never about helping Americans.
It's because he didn't.
Because he's not a petty ass.
trump, on the other hand, has removed it from Hunter Biden and Ashley Biden, because being President was never about helping Americans.
March 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
You guys remember when President Biden revoked Secret Service protection from Don, Eric, and Ivanka? NO?
It's because he didn't.
Because he's not a petty ass.
trump, on the other hand, has removed it from Hunter Biden and Ashley Biden, because being President was never about helping Americans.
It's because he didn't.
Because he's not a petty ass.
trump, on the other hand, has removed it from Hunter Biden and Ashley Biden, because being President was never about helping Americans.
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One of the best photos I have seen in response to “why don’t you wear a suit”
March 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
One of the best photos I have seen in response to “why don’t you wear a suit”
Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. Nothing is static, everything is evolving, everything is falling apart.
March 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. Nothing is static, everything is evolving, everything is falling apart.
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Actually, the White House explicitly admitted to violating the order. Their claim is they don’t have to comply with court orders.
March 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Actually, the White House explicitly admitted to violating the order. Their claim is they don’t have to comply with court orders.
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The entire world is laughing at us.
March 17, 2025 at 10:43 AM
The entire world is laughing at us.
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So who decides now if someone is a gang member or if someone has a valid asylum claim under the law? Tom Homan? A random ICE agent? A local Sheriff’s deputy? A neighbor? An informant? So they just say a person is in a gang and they get disappeared to a prison in El Salvador?
March 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
So who decides now if someone is a gang member or if someone has a valid asylum claim under the law? Tom Homan? A random ICE agent? A local Sheriff’s deputy? A neighbor? An informant? So they just say a person is in a gang and they get disappeared to a prison in El Salvador?
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PLEASE BE AWARE there is a spill of unknown origin or composition in the fridge region. Travelers are urged to use caution.
March 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
PLEASE BE AWARE there is a spill of unknown origin or composition in the fridge region. Travelers are urged to use caution.
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Social Security embodies our commitment to honoring the contributions of every American. This legacy remains vital today.
Our CEO @elizabethwwilkins.bsky.social reminds us who AND what Social Security is for.
Our CEO @elizabethwwilkins.bsky.social reminds us who AND what Social Security is for.
March 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Social Security embodies our commitment to honoring the contributions of every American. This legacy remains vital today.
Our CEO @elizabethwwilkins.bsky.social reminds us who AND what Social Security is for.
Our CEO @elizabethwwilkins.bsky.social reminds us who AND what Social Security is for.
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Hate how seeing a cyber truck ruins your day? Give them one of these 🖕as they drive by - it helps
March 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hate how seeing a cyber truck ruins your day? Give them one of these 🖕as they drive by - it helps
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Social Security. That's when the dam breaks. The right-wing in America is so extreme, so zealous, so morally bankrupt and greedy that they'll gut SS and Medicaid even though they know it'll destroy their base. People won't truly wake up until those checks don't come. A lot of pain, sadly.
March 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Social Security. That's when the dam breaks. The right-wing in America is so extreme, so zealous, so morally bankrupt and greedy that they'll gut SS and Medicaid even though they know it'll destroy their base. People won't truly wake up until those checks don't come. A lot of pain, sadly.
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“I love your drawings!” an artist can peel themselves off the bottom of the mattress and live another day just for this one sentence (personal experience)
March 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
“I love your drawings!” an artist can peel themselves off the bottom of the mattress and live another day just for this one sentence (personal experience)
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People don’t look through cut out eye holes in paintings like they used to.
March 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
People don’t look through cut out eye holes in paintings like they used to.
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Western Bluebird sporting his tweed vest 🪶☀️🌵
January 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Western Bluebird sporting his tweed vest 🪶☀️🌵
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Remember this day.
The last full day with a Democratic President.
We don’t know when or if we’ll ever live another day like this. 🥺
The last full day with a Democratic President.
We don’t know when or if we’ll ever live another day like this. 🥺
January 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Remember this day.
The last full day with a Democratic President.
We don’t know when or if we’ll ever live another day like this. 🥺
The last full day with a Democratic President.
We don’t know when or if we’ll ever live another day like this. 🥺
Cat tax.. no cat tax. You get to look at her now either way. This is my sister, Avery.
January 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Cat tax.. no cat tax. You get to look at her now either way. This is my sister, Avery.
TikTok was just the start. Remember when trump pushed for this all that time ago? Why would he do that but not actually go through with it? Why would TikTok officially put out the message right before he gets put in office, assuring us he will “fix this”. Can you say publicity stunt?
January 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
TikTok was just the start. Remember when trump pushed for this all that time ago? Why would he do that but not actually go through with it? Why would TikTok officially put out the message right before he gets put in office, assuring us he will “fix this”. Can you say publicity stunt?