A Dozen Eggs (Parody Account)
@adozeneggs.bsky.social
I'm the most important thing to just over 50% of America.
Definitely the "Good guys." #FuckICE #TraitorTrump
ICE agents illegally break into a woman's bathroom in a NY nutrition bar manufacturing plant. "Pull up your pants," says a male agent. The agents only had a warrant to review employer documents. They didn't have a warrant to search for, detain, or arrest anyone there.
December 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Definitely the "Good guys." #FuckICE #TraitorTrump
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Trump's DOJ is trying to overturn D.C.'s ban on assault weapons ... while claiming to be SO concerned about crime in the District that it must flood our streets with National Guard troops.
I think a president worried about D.C. crime would not be trying to arm criminals with especially lethal guns?
I think a president worried about D.C. crime would not be trying to arm criminals with especially lethal guns?
BREAKING: The Trump administration is suing D.C. over its ban on semi-automatic (AR-15) weapons.
DOJ's Civil Rights Division under Harmeet Dhillon is seeking a court ruling that D.C.'s law "prohibiting registration of the AR-15 by law-abiding citizens violates the Second Amendment."
DOJ's Civil Rights Division under Harmeet Dhillon is seeking a court ruling that D.C.'s law "prohibiting registration of the AR-15 by law-abiding citizens violates the Second Amendment."
December 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Trump's DOJ is trying to overturn D.C.'s ban on assault weapons ... while claiming to be SO concerned about crime in the District that it must flood our streets with National Guard troops.
I think a president worried about D.C. crime would not be trying to arm criminals with especially lethal guns?
I think a president worried about D.C. crime would not be trying to arm criminals with especially lethal guns?
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I regret to inform you that really bad history is happening.
December 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I regret to inform you that really bad history is happening.
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60 Minutes journalist Sharyn Alfonsi sharply summarizes the appalling decision of Bari Weiss not to run her CECOT story: “If the administration’s refusal to participate becomes a valid reason to spike a story, we have effectively handed them a ‘kill switch’ for any reporting they find inconvenient.”
December 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
60 Minutes journalist Sharyn Alfonsi sharply summarizes the appalling decision of Bari Weiss not to run her CECOT story: “If the administration’s refusal to participate becomes a valid reason to spike a story, we have effectively handed them a ‘kill switch’ for any reporting they find inconvenient.”
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The truth is rationed and obscured while the women who survived these horrors are dragged back through them yet again. Predators remain protected. Evidence is hoarded, withheld, erased. The truth is being smothered in real time & witnessing it is fucking horrific.
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
What Was Stolen
Survivors, Silence, and the Injustice of It All
open.substack.com
December 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The truth is rationed and obscured while the women who survived these horrors are dragged back through them yet again. Predators remain protected. Evidence is hoarded, withheld, erased. The truth is being smothered in real time & witnessing it is fucking horrific.
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
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Neither is herpes, but I’ll keep doing my work without either.
AI is not going to go away
December 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Neither is herpes, but I’ll keep doing my work without either.
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He MOVED A CONVICTED CHILD SEX TRAFFICKER TO “PROTECT HER”!!!!!!!!
She RAPED CHILDREN.
Fuck this and fuck him.
She RAPED CHILDREN.
Fuck this and fuck him.
WELKER: Why was Ghislaine Maxwell moved just days after you interviewed her?
BLANCHE: That's a Bureau of Prisons security issue that I will not talk about
WELKER: Did you have anything to do with it?
BLANCHE: I am responsible for the Bureau of Prisons, so every decision they make lands on my desk
BLANCHE: That's a Bureau of Prisons security issue that I will not talk about
WELKER: Did you have anything to do with it?
BLANCHE: I am responsible for the Bureau of Prisons, so every decision they make lands on my desk
December 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
He MOVED A CONVICTED CHILD SEX TRAFFICKER TO “PROTECT HER”!!!!!!!!
She RAPED CHILDREN.
Fuck this and fuck him.
She RAPED CHILDREN.
Fuck this and fuck him.
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Week in review...
December 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Week in review...
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Khanna: "The problem here is there are rich and powerful people who either engaged in this abuse, covered it up, or we're on this island. What the American people want to know is who are these people? Instead of holding them accountable, Pam Bondi is breaking the law."
December 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Khanna: "The problem here is there are rich and powerful people who either engaged in this abuse, covered it up, or we're on this island. What the American people want to know is who are these people? Instead of holding them accountable, Pam Bondi is breaking the law."
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Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head.
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
December 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head.
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Grifter in Chief. He'd rob you blind if he could because he doesn't give a fuck about you. #TraitorTrump
December 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Grifter in Chief. He'd rob you blind if he could because he doesn't give a fuck about you. #TraitorTrump
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The part of Batman Returns where two different weird parodies of donald trump have a little conference in a sewer
December 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The part of Batman Returns where two different weird parodies of donald trump have a little conference in a sewer
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I didn't watch the "speech" on Wednesday. Can't stand hearing that voice. @radiofreetom.bsky.social did, though, and his reaction is all I needed:
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
This Is What Presidential Panic Looks Like
Donald Trump delivered a fear-drenched rant live from the White House.
www.theatlantic.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I didn't watch the "speech" on Wednesday. Can't stand hearing that voice. @radiofreetom.bsky.social did, though, and his reaction is all I needed:
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
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Trump’s DOJ and AG Pam Bondi are now breaking the law to protect powerful pedophiles. #TrumpEpsteinCoverup
December 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Trump’s DOJ and AG Pam Bondi are now breaking the law to protect powerful pedophiles. #TrumpEpsteinCoverup
Vandalism. If I glued my name to the building, they'd arrest me.
December 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Vandalism. If I glued my name to the building, they'd arrest me.
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Yeah I'm SUPER shocked the DOJ is violating the law and not releasing all the Epstein files. WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED they'd continue to protect pedophiles??
Everyone. Everyone guessed.
Everyone. Everyone guessed.
December 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Yeah I'm SUPER shocked the DOJ is violating the law and not releasing all the Epstein files. WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED they'd continue to protect pedophiles??
Everyone. Everyone guessed.
Everyone. Everyone guessed.
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Once again, government jobs are real jobs & you can't treat 16% of the workforce as a cancer on society & expect to not drive the economy into a ditch.
bsky.app/profile/mcop...
bsky.app/profile/mcop...
Trump: "The only reason our unemployment tucked up and went up to 4.5 percent [it's actually 4.6 percent] is because we are reducing the government workforce by numbers that have never been seen before."
December 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Once again, government jobs are real jobs & you can't treat 16% of the workforce as a cancer on society & expect to not drive the economy into a ditch.
bsky.app/profile/mcop...
bsky.app/profile/mcop...
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Yes, it's obscene and will be removed. But it is amusing that Donald is too stupid to know what memorial means. If only . . .
December 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Yes, it's obscene and will be removed. But it is amusing that Donald is too stupid to know what memorial means. If only . . .
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Interesting to consider that if you were to go and deface the Kennedy center by removing Trump’s name, you’d be arrested and charged with a crime, but your act would be no more unlawful than what they’re doing right now.
NEWS: They're adding Trump's name to the Kennedy Center building right now. www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...
Kennedy Center adds Trump’s name to building
The signage change follows a vote by the board of trustees to rename the performing arts complex the Trump Kennedy Center.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Interesting to consider that if you were to go and deface the Kennedy center by removing Trump’s name, you’d be arrested and charged with a crime, but your act would be no more unlawful than what they’re doing right now.
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I love to be told that feminism has failed women by women whose careers and ability to flourish in public life, let alone have a credit card, only exist because of feminism
December 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I love to be told that feminism has failed women by women whose careers and ability to flourish in public life, let alone have a credit card, only exist because of feminism
"In the ongoing conflict between the bank and the bank robber, we're just trying to figure out how much money the robber can keep."
What is Ukraine, which was violently invaded with thousands slaughtered in direct violation of a treaty, expected to "give?"
US Secretary of State:
We're trying to figure out what can Russia give and what do they expect to get, what can Ukraine give and what can Ukraine expect to get.
In the end, the decision will be up to Ukraine and up to Russia, it will not be up to the United States.
We're trying to figure out what can Russia give and what do they expect to get, what can Ukraine give and what can Ukraine expect to get.
In the end, the decision will be up to Ukraine and up to Russia, it will not be up to the United States.
December 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"In the ongoing conflict between the bank and the bank robber, we're just trying to figure out how much money the robber can keep."
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Congressional Dems: They’re Fascist Authoritarians
Congressional Dems: Well he’s the President so we have to pass his nominees
Do they not see how the latter makes the former seem hyperbolic and untrue?
Congressional Dems: Well he’s the President so we have to pass his nominees
Do they not see how the latter makes the former seem hyperbolic and untrue?
democrats: we cant do stuff cause tradition and the parliamentarian
republicans: we just do whatever
democrats: and we vote for their nominees, too
republicans: we just do whatever
democrats: and we vote for their nominees, too
December 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Congressional Dems: They’re Fascist Authoritarians
Congressional Dems: Well he’s the President so we have to pass his nominees
Do they not see how the latter makes the former seem hyperbolic and untrue?
Congressional Dems: Well he’s the President so we have to pass his nominees
Do they not see how the latter makes the former seem hyperbolic and untrue?
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For 20 minutes, Americans watched Donald Trump address the nation, “drenched in pure panic as he tried to bully an entire nation into admitting he’s doing a great job,” @radiofreetom.bsky.social argues: theatln.tc/Du4KkLTo
December 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
For 20 minutes, Americans watched Donald Trump address the nation, “drenched in pure panic as he tried to bully an entire nation into admitting he’s doing a great job,” @radiofreetom.bsky.social argues: theatln.tc/Du4KkLTo