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afab-acab.bsky.social
Eb (he/him)
@afab-acab.bsky.social
110 followers 51 following 210 posts
Fat old white guy from Minnesota. Perpetually failing at taking a social media break. "Just say NO to outer space"
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rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
all hallows eve-run enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 8h
you can’t even occupy an american city without getting laughed at anymore, because of croak
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socialistboat.dad
jam @socialistboat.dad · 13h
"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
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zunguzungu.bsky.social
Aaron Bady @zunguzungu.bsky.social · 10h
Dolly Parton called a press conference to clarify formally that no weapon formed against her will prosper
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afab-acab.bsky.social
Eb (he/him) @afab-acab.bsky.social · 8h
Dance exists as an extant form of protest
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Eb (he/him) @afab-acab.bsky.social · 8h
This made me giggle until I had actual tears coming out of my eyes
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Eb (he/him) @afab-acab.bsky.social · 9h
Impossible Burger liquid
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Eb (he/him) @afab-acab.bsky.social · 9h
Which CLE courses do you take for that
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Eb (he/him) @afab-acab.bsky.social · 10h
I learned the correct way to pronounce Houston Street from a Baby-sitter's Club novel 😅
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Eb (he/him) @afab-acab.bsky.social · 11h
It's worse, she goes on to brag about how they're going to lean on the girlfriend to get information about "the network" of Antifa and "root them out"

bsky.app/profile/robe...
robertsilverman.bsky.social
Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 11h
lest anyone think the girlfriend line was a hilarious joke I concocted...
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afab-acab.bsky.social
Eb (he/him) @afab-acab.bsky.social · 11h
RIGHT????

Release the footage to us, please
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Eb (he/him) @afab-acab.bsky.social · 11h
Hat tip to Bobby Silverman for the scoop:

bsky.app/profile/robe...
robertsilverman.bsky.social
Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 11h
lest anyone think the girlfriend line was a hilarious joke I concocted...
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afab-acab.bsky.social
Eb (he/him) @afab-acab.bsky.social · 11h
Kristi Noem: "One of the individuals we arrested recently, in Portland, was the girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa."

Jack Posobiec: "Antifa has been around in various iterations for almost 100 years."

So it's a May-December kind of romance
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afab-acab.bsky.social
Eb (he/him) @afab-acab.bsky.social · 12h
Right??????
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Eb (he/him) @afab-acab.bsky.social · 15h
OH MY GODDDDDD
zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 15h
TONIGHT (and especially for followers outside of NYC who want to get involved):

Join @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social on a special phonebank at 6pm!

Sign up: volunteer.zohranfornyc.com/phonebank-fo...
A graphic with a photo of Brennan Lee Mulligan that says "Phone Bank with Zohran, Wednesday, October 8th at 6pm."
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Eb (he/him) @afab-acab.bsky.social · 15h
I can't even put into words how happy this makes me
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Eb (he/him) @afab-acab.bsky.social · 17h
I know "duty" also has a financial meaning but my brain can't stop reading "stamp duty" as some kind of national service. Like, nobody can buy a home because the government makes us each spend fifteen hours a week putting stamps on envelopes
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Eb (he/him) @afab-acab.bsky.social · 17h
"Haven't heard the name in so long" — two and a half months, you mean?
A link to a Newsweek story from July 25, 2025: "Trump said he's 'allowed' to pardon Ghislaine Maxwell"
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billcorbett.bsky.social
Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 18h
If you strike me down, I shall become more dead than you can possibly imagine
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Eb (he/him) @afab-acab.bsky.social · 1d
I don't even follow baseball and this is my favorite thing that's ever happened.
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landbeforetim.bsky.social
Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 1d
Dolly Parton could’ve written Das Kapital, but Karl Marx couldn’t have written 9 to 5 and it shows
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afab-acab.bsky.social
Eb (he/him) @afab-acab.bsky.social · 1d
Awww, that cancellation is a bummer. As a soul-deep Belichick hater I was MORE interested in that show than ever...
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Eb (he/him) @afab-acab.bsky.social · 1d
"Life of a Show Squirle"
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cassetteboy.bsky.social
Cassetteboy @cassetteboy.bsky.social · 8d
New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.

This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
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Eb (he/him) @afab-acab.bsky.social · 2d
Actual LOL
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Eb (he/him) @afab-acab.bsky.social · 2d
I love this!