Tipsy Topsy Josh Heupel
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Tipsy Topsy Josh Heupel
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Head of Propaganda and Pointed Rhetoric at BlueAnon
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Just realized I never posted my favorite Simpsons bit ever on here.
October 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Surprise I was wrong! Israel took care of the whole displacing part by just….ya know….doing stuff.
Man I wonder where all those displaced Palestinians are gonna end up….oh….oh it’s here isn’t it. I bet you it’s here lol
September 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Commanders lost, ice cost me a bad bunny tour, and I just watched my kitty take the biggest chomp of her life out of our new chair. There is absolutely NOTHING that could change the outlook of my day. ….whelp time to check the news!
September 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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September 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Spoiler from the script writers
April 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Dylan Moore is part bull

This only make sense if your watch the 2025 Reds vs Mariners baseball series.
April 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
We literally live in Psycho Pass and if you don’t know why that’s a bad idea than you should watch Psycho Pass.
THREAD: Under a new law, thousands of prisoners in Louisiana have been cut off from ever getting a chance at parole.

Why?

Because an algorithm said so. 1/
April 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
God dammit why didn’t I buy when 🍊 said so
April 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Carville: USAID spent $41 billion the federal budget is 6 trillion. Actually comes to something like .014%. So take that and put it against the 6 trillion and see what you have done when your president is responsible for more federal debt than any president in the history of the United States.
February 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If you think USPS is waisting your money please look up where USPS actually gets the funds to operate
February 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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For no particular reason, what the Commonwealth of Virginia thinks about kings.
February 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Left leaning people are going to become Trump fans when this check hits and they haven’t watched the news since the election. Which should prove most Americans can be bought for a few grand at most.
February 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
If you don’t like brown people committing crimes Trump just let one of the most visible brown criminals in his own home state walk free. Sooo don’t pretend you care about that.
February 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
He called himself a king, conservatives say he’s trolling. At this point if I was Donald I’d be kinda made none of my base ever believes me! When’s he gonna do that whole shooting someone on 5th avenue thing just as an experiment?
February 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
C. Montgomery Burns has shown us for about 30 years now why you don’t let an extremely rich private citizen into government. And we did it twice! AND ONE ISN’T EVEN AMERICAN?!? I remember an America where an African in the White House had effigies burned of him
February 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Nothing will put the “co-president” meme to rest better than an exclusive joint interview of the co-presidents.
February 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The most ethical use of a Time Machine would be stopping lil Wayne from ever taking lean and guaranteeing humanity at least 3 more classic albums.

Oh and maybe he doesn’t sign Drake
February 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Man I wonder where all those displaced Palestinians are gonna end up….oh….oh it’s here isn’t it. I bet you it’s here lol
February 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ theonion.com/nick-si...
February 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I’m not saying don’t pay your student loans I’m just saying if the DOE is dead and a private entity takes over your loan repayment. I mean….what are they gonna do? Lol
February 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
People not understanding why it’s important to have Sesame Street or McDonalds in foreign countries is the most glaring evidence no one has ever grasped a lesson in soft power in poli sci classes
February 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
If a person ever tweets their own name….just watch out for that lol
February 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
JD Vance would rather impress a dude who doesn’t believe his wife’s race should exist than be a good person. Tell me how that couch feels tomorrow, hopefully even worse than the straw bed you probably lied about sleeping on in your glorified rag of a memoir. Prolly not in the book. Not readin it.
February 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Student loan forgiveness is going to come from the destruction of the department of education and personally I find that hilarious. Oh and bad lol
February 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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BRING BACK THICC GUNTHER
February 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM