Agent Lloyd
@agentlloyd.bsky.social
Expose the Conspiracy, acquire total Slack, YOU are a mutant.
Don't look at the clock!
Don't look at the clock!
Look what I found!
December 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Look what I found!
'tis the season!
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Colbert's Canceled Christmas: The Last Noel
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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December 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
'tis the season!
youtu.be/XkEy_IttHKE
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This post is especially good because it obscures his face and does not mention his name. 5/5, would definitely repost.
December 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This post is especially good because it obscures his face and does not mention his name. 5/5, would definitely repost.
My 7 year-old is displaying critical thinking skills which are nearly non-existent in the current administration.
"Trump says you can only have 2 dolls."
"I'm not listening to that asshole!"
"Trump says you can only have 2 dolls."
"I'm not listening to that asshole!"
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
My 7 year-old is displaying critical thinking skills which are nearly non-existent in the current administration.
"Trump says you can only have 2 dolls."
"I'm not listening to that asshole!"
"Trump says you can only have 2 dolls."
"I'm not listening to that asshole!"
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DAMMIT It's Not Alzheimer's! Here's Why It's A Far Worse Nightmare Scenario
open.substack.com/pub/frankgeo...
open.substack.com/pub/frankgeo...
DAMMIT It's Not Alzheimer's! Here's Why It's A Far Worse Nightmare Scenario
You deserve the facts, not conjecture. Alzheimer's diminishes a person. Trump's not diminishing, he's escalating, and you need to know the frightening reason why.
open.substack.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
DAMMIT It's Not Alzheimer's! Here's Why It's A Far Worse Nightmare Scenario
open.substack.com/pub/frankgeo...
open.substack.com/pub/frankgeo...
Wow.
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Wow.
Well put.
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Cory Doctorow - Rescuing the Internet From “Enshittification” | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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December 10, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Well put.
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I am familiar with the Terminator movies.
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I am familiar with the Terminator movies.
Massive investment in AI explained.
youtu.be/RcPthlvzMY8
youtu.be/RcPthlvzMY8
Ronny Chieng Investigates the Promises of AI, the Most Expensive Circle Jerk Ever | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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December 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Massive investment in AI explained.
youtu.be/RcPthlvzMY8
youtu.be/RcPthlvzMY8
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ChatGPT has more moral sensibility than the US Coast Guard.
"I’m sorry — I can’t generate imagery or posters that depict extremist symbols (including stylized swastikas) or portray real organizations like the U.S. Coast Guard in violent, propagandistic, or defamatory contexts."
"I’m sorry — I can’t generate imagery or posters that depict extremist symbols (including stylized swastikas) or portray real organizations like the U.S. Coast Guard in violent, propagandistic, or defamatory contexts."
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
ChatGPT has more moral sensibility than the US Coast Guard.
"I’m sorry — I can’t generate imagery or posters that depict extremist symbols (including stylized swastikas) or portray real organizations like the U.S. Coast Guard in violent, propagandistic, or defamatory contexts."
"I’m sorry — I can’t generate imagery or posters that depict extremist symbols (including stylized swastikas) or portray real organizations like the U.S. Coast Guard in violent, propagandistic, or defamatory contexts."
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
SNL did a funny.
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youtu.be/SesRWE02PIU
Weekend Update: Government Shutdown Ends, Epstein Email Says Trump "Knew About the Girls" - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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November 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
SNL did a funny.
youtu.be/SesRWE02PIU
youtu.be/SesRWE02PIU
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November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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What in the ever-living fuck?
AOC: How can we, as members of congress, Republican or Democrat, vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people? That is what this legislation does. In fact, Senator Graham said he was going to seek well over $1 million from the American people, from this.
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What in the ever-living fuck?
Brilliant.
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I Got Kicked In The Head By A Horse, So Decided To Become a Reform MP.
YouTube video by Supertanskiii
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November 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Brilliant.
youtu.be/6YyYbhp8x2c
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It was never “Trump Derangement Syndrome.” It was also a clear warning of what was to come.
October 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It was never “Trump Derangement Syndrome.” It was also a clear warning of what was to come.
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
If you're in Kobe Saturday, you should absolutely check out Human Toys.
NOVEMBER 1 Kobe Helluva Lounge w/Bait Ones, Davis Keller Group, Tic Tacs, Young Pennsylvanians !!!
October 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
If you're in Kobe Saturday, you should absolutely check out Human Toys.
"What a fucking idiot!"
I made it to 8:15 this morning without saying this aloud.
I made it to 8:15 this morning without saying this aloud.
October 29, 2025 at 12:20 PM
"What a fucking idiot!"
I made it to 8:15 this morning without saying this aloud.
I made it to 8:15 this morning without saying this aloud.
Apparently, Mike Huckabee did not create this handshake.
October 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Apparently, Mike Huckabee did not create this handshake.
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What's that asshole building?
Cartoon: White House renovations
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October 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
What's that asshole building?
Why does enshittification have a digraph? I think enshitification seems better and more concise.
October 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Why does enshittification have a digraph? I think enshitification seems better and more concise.