I'm doing my part

(searching "is Trump dead" to help it trend)

Because the thought of Donald Trump getting pissed and having a press conference saying "IM NOT DEAD" is hilarious to me

the people least able to leave the US if things completely fall apart are by and large also the people least responsible for them falling apart

The data is in, and it’s bad news for millions of Americans.

Between GOP legislation, Trump’s executive actions, and the new tariffs plans, millions of Americans will see a cost-of-living increase, while the richest Americans get a tax break.

I've come to the conclusion the best thing to tell MAGA is that they're too old to like the popular people of the current generation. #superbowl #politics

I love Kendrick Lamar's work, but it's clear it goes in one ear and out the other whenever MAGA hears it...

was just looking at open listings for elon musk's "boring company" and noticed there was nothing insuring diversity, equity, or inclusion, do you think they forgot to put it on there. should we contact them

*pointing at the no smoking sign* oh i'm sorry i didn't realize this place was woke

That’s wild, I didn’t even know they were competing.

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

Deporting millions of innocent immigrants because a *very small percentage of them* are criminals is the equivalent of drinking bleach to kill the viruses making you sick. You're causing so much unnecessary damage, but try convincing Donald Trump to stop drinking bleach.

You will either become a fascist or a communist in the next 20 years so you might as well take your pick now

I need say no more...

it's not complicated

me: hey can i get some ground?

groundhog: you may not.